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The name's Dash. (Previously Ronnie) And I write humanized pony stories. Welcome to my humble page.
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Hiii
Well.... that just happened!!! Great job!!!
Wow, they came right out of the gate with fireworks up the ass? These chicks don’t dick around!
For a comedy story, I didn't really laugh at any of the jokes. Maybe if I was drunk it'd score a few giggles, but sober... No. This is simply just sheer raunchy comedy that can only be enjoyed by someone who's been really drinking or has a very lowbrow sense of humor.
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That image
8663983 The relevancy
Don't you mean assinine?
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Google docs failed me
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I mean, this is the combo of RD & Pinkie for that first one.
This is going to end SO poorly.
Eh, maybe, but that's rather uncreative. Even for teens.
Wait what?
Ooh, Sunlight!
I understood that reference.
Fair enough.
That is the correct answer.
She should take him inside the house, Flutters would love it.
Will we have an bonus chapter for this one too?
I'm gonna guess you meant to write 'your' here.
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Yep fixed it. Thanks
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Maaaaaaaaybe hehe
Nice way of slipping Tempest in there.
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*bows* thank you!
eh. like the endings of many trilogies, this one fails to excite me in the way that earlier installments did. it was good, but I didn't feel any real impact from it. though that might be because I don't ship flash and sunset, or sunset and sci-twi.
Man, that escalated quickly. Like, from zero to sixty miles an hour or something
And that ending... XD
Man, they really need to send notifications if a story you had bookshelved gets a sequel. I wouldn't have seen this one if I didn't see the first in the Popular Stories list on the front page.
Edit: It could be interesting if you took suggestions for truths/dares and wrote further chapters out of some.
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Hmm that would be cool!
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To be fair it's not an original idea, I got it from 'Silly Sexy EGS One-Shots' over on AO3 by Zee_McZed. (Can't link it, it's Mature, as the title implies.) The last four chapters are themed on "Truth or Horrible Consequences" where they pull both from large bowls, with an option to refuse the truth and take a consequence.
have to be honest, the previous stories were funnier than this one.
Please, please, please do not use must of / should of / could of / would of
The expression you are looking for is "must HAVE", commonly abbreviated to must've. This is NOT the same as "must of", even if it sounds the same when spoken out loud.
Sorry for the rant, pet peeve.
This was a quick bit of fun. Would love to see a sequel about that end though. ;)
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gomen ill fix it >.<
Hahahaha! Catcher in the Rye, right?
Not anywhere near as funny as the prequel.....Sadly had to downvote.
Applejack scratched her head. "But Sunset... If you're not attracted to our world's horses, why come I find you in our stables just about every other day, having sex with the stallions?"
Sunset shrugged. "Eh. Force of habit, I suppose."
Applejack considered this and then shrugged herself. "Sure, that makes sense, I reckon."
Fluttershy nodded along sagely. "Yes, it's quite difficult to stop, once you've gotten into the habit."
Twilight and Rarity were silently staring at this exchange taking place, large, anime-style sweat-drops appearing on the side of their heads. Rainbow and Pinkie, meanwhile, were rolling on the floor, laughing their asses off.
Don’t worry, Dashie. With me here, you have evidence you are not a lesbian.
Well, that’s went from 1 to 11 fast
I know i am bringing attention to something unnecessary, but i think that you combined science-twilight and normal twilight
Am I the only one who noticed this
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I noticed, too. A little confusing. Still love the story
I laughed way too hard at this!!! Kinda had an "Ahhh, I see what you did there" moment!
Woah! Settle down flower!
What’s a Dyke?
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It's a derogatory slang term for lesbians
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Ok, didn’t know
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It's ok figured you didn't or you wouldn't have asked
...
I need some brain bleach
That was sooooo funny!
I really liked this.