Rarity’s friends have noticed that she smells an awful lot like apples lately and want in on it.
Cover art by the inimitable White Diamonds.
There is now a Spanish translation of this story, courtesy of Spaniard Kiwi
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Titanium Dragon
TD writes and reviews pony fanfiction, and has a serious RariJack addiction. Send help and/or ponies.
Titanium Dragon
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You fucking wagon-jumper. :V
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I BLAME WHITE DIAMONDS LTD. FOR THIS.
And Hasbro, for making Rarity's body wash be apple scented. Seriously, Hasbro, are you even trying?
Quack.
Nice fakeout there, not exactly what I was expected but pleasant none the less.
Once again...
Yisss.
But seriously.
"You are what you eat."
This story is just gold and I'm on my way to Wal-Mart to buy those body washes...
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Thanks, glad you enjoyed it.
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Yeah, after I saw the image, then that, there was no way I couldn't write this.
Enjoy your apple-scented body wash. You know Rarity suffered for that.
I'm glad you liked it.
Apparently there's also a (separately sold, not in the shaped containers) Pinkie Pie body wash which is "Spiced Apple" scented that Thornwing showed me earlier. That fiend!
That was a fun read. I liked the dialogue and character interaction here, and I did laugh at times when I read the story. I also found your inspiration behind the fic quite interesting as well. Anyway, great work as usual.
Also, I'll admit that White Diamonds is the main reason why RariJack has become one of my favorite ships recently.
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Thanks.
And yes, White Diamonds Ltd. is a corrupting influence. Her art is wonderful, and producing good daily art for a ship is pretty great.
Still, there isn't a whole lot of RariJack stuff being written. I really only have myself to blame. Clearly I need to fix this by writing tons of RariJack.
Alas, I have many other things to do. I actually got some more work done on Mistletrapped today, too.
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The bastards!
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And yes, do write more RariJack. Tons and tons and tons and tons...
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I was excited by this until I went to your profile page.
Clearly, it is just all unpublished so it can be all the more awesome when it comes out.
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Glad to hear I corrupted you into enjoying it, at least for a few thousand words.
Thank you.
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We are all guilty of this crime one time or another. I mean, the wagon is just so much more convinient for transportation. You don't have to walk as much. And we're all such lazy fucks we go along with it, like the heathens we are.
God we're awful. :V
Dangit. I wasn't fast enough. Should have started writing the second I heard about it. Now I'll just look like a copy-cat if I do anything, nyah.
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Hey, if you're the first one on the wagon, does it really count as wagon-jumping? Besides, if you get on in front, you get to steer.
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See?
Though seriously, there can never be enough stories about apple-scented Rarity body wash.
Mostly because I don't think people will actually write very many. I reserve the right to regret making this comment if ten or more such stories crop up in the next few days.
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This is true. See? There are plenty of stories, 5509852
Get cracking.
It's time to start the new ad campaign for these great shampoos, with RariJack. Once it airs on TV, the world will have no idea why that weird guy at the office that never does much but stay behind his computer is cheering.
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Ponies haven't invented cars yet, and you have to pay for trains. What else do you want us to do? Jump on pegasi? Wagons are way easier.
Someone had to do it.
I smell some nice scented apple shampoo, and it gave me a good story to read. Damn you, Titanium!
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You're welcome.
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Not enough, given how few RariJack stories have been submitted in the last month!
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But of course!
I'm actually trying to figure out if there is a group called "This was inevitable" or something along those lines, it seems like an amusing group.
Or maybe "This is all Hasbro's fault."
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You fucking.... wagon... maker. >:|
Imma read this soon's I can. :V
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Applejack gets around...
I expect there to be more chapters of this as the product line suggests. Get on it TD. Chapter Two: Spiced Apple Pie.
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Well, I am an engineer...
Holy shit that ending.
Good work sir.
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The soapverse. It is coming.
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Huh. I did not know that song existed. Learn something new every day! Or many new things, today.
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Thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed it.
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Hahaha yes, I will be writing RariJack in the future
Sorry~
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It's alright. Made me look, at least.
This is awesome lol I normally struggle between shipping rarijack and appledash but this perfection
Imma go to walmart now
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Oh dear. I knew I should have asked Wal*Mart for a 5% commission before I wrote this.
Glad you liked it!
Up vote for the author's note alone!
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Why thank you. I'm sure Hasbro appreciates it.
10 out of 10 great story
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Thanks. Glad to hear you liked it!
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*eyebrow waggle*
And by the end of this story, you reminded me of why RariJack is such a great ship...
You're one of the few authors who completly captures the chemistry of Rares and AJ in a relationship.
Too much people just take the one they already have in the show and put some kisses in it...
You're like the WhiteDiamonds of RariJack fanfics... In some kind of way...
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I'm glad you feel that way! I really enjoy them together, and they're a ton of fun to write as a couple (or really as characters in general). It is flattering to be called the White Diamonds of RariJack fanfics (sort of), and I suppose I am that one guy who fights for the ship, even though his ankles are getting wet...
But I really haven't written the RariJack fic. I've written some solid RariJack stuff, but I haven't written the Twilight's List of RariJack.
And I, sadly, haven't produced a RariJack shipfic every day for the last hundred consecutive days, unlike a certain artist has with her art.
I do have some more stuff featuring the pair in the works, though, so maybe one of those will knock it out of the park. And hey, Shotgun Wedding still isn't done... I should fix that... but I have to finish Mistletrapped first...
Anyway, thank you for the encouraging words, I always appreciate them, and I'm glad that you think I do a good job of capturing the chemistry between the two characters. Hopefully there will be more such stories Soon (TM)!
Soon is a registered trademark of Blizzard.
Honestly, I don't know what I was expecting.
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A dead dove?
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More like a triple-blind. :B
Well THAT escalated quickly.
Then again, I'm responsible for the review here so I'm not exactly one to talk.
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Ah yes, the treble subversion. Someone else mentioned such a thing in the comments.
I actually am terribly fond of such things, but alas, that was not this story's driving impetus. This story was based entirely around the body wash, the image, and the final line of the story; the rest was basically working from the two ends towards the middle.
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It had better escalate quickly in an 1800 word story!
Poor Rarity. All these unsavory rumors.
Hope you enjoyed the story!