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There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.

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Tired of always having Twilight come to Canterlot every time she needs to retrieve the Elements of Harmony, Celestia decides to expedite the process by sending Twilight a magical amulet that will allow her to absorb all the Element's powers at once, turning her into a magical girl who fights monsters and wears skirts that are much too short. There's just one problem... Spike's the one who ends up making the contract, not Twilight. So, with Twilight taking the back seat, Spike is forced to take up the hero's mantle—and skirt—and fly to Canterlot to save the city from a massive tentacled beast and seal it back inside the magical card from which it escaped.

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Only you would do this...:facehoof:

What the fuck is wrong with you?

Not saying you should change it, I'm just curious...

A great question shall be asked here:

Why?...

I continue to blame Pav

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For once, the blame rests not with Pav, but with Flashgen. Thank you, Flash, for this beautiful gift.

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There is no way Pav was not responsible for this.

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I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL *runs away sobbing*

With her staff hovering next to her, Spike tugged her skirt down, vainly trying to cover her mostly exposed rear.

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I am not sorry.

I was expecting more tentacle action.

I was severely disappointed.

~Blinkie

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I couldn't be more proud... of myself for thinking of it.

No.
I love your other works, but no.
Just no.

What the fuck is your problem? :rainbowlaugh: I'm laughing at how little sense this makes.

Spike...

You idiot... :fluttercry:

Do you even understand what it means to be a magical girl? Do you know what you're fate has become? Do you comprehend that your life will end only in death or... :fluttercry:

You can never have a party, your old friends will never know of what you do, everything you thought was true is a lie, and for everyone you bless as a magical girl, another shall be cursed...

Spike... You idiot... :fluttercry:

Twilight furrowed her brow. "Hmm, well it was originally supposed to be for me, and it's from Celestia, which must mean--Oh..." Twilight’s expression went flat. "I get it."

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Oh man, this was great. I mean, the premise was good, with the skirt and the tentacles and whatnot. But the brother/sister (or is that sister/sister?) squabbling absolutely sold it for me. Twilight was spewing out a fair amount of verbal abuse, but uncommonly in fanfic, Spike was holding his own and dishing it back. While wearing a short miniskirt. Delightful.

4921000 Oh no. Nightmares.
Weird thing, I was listening to MLP music on Youtube, when I see that in my recommended vids.

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With kindness comes naïveté. Courage becomes foolhardiness. And dedication has no reward. If you can't accept any of that, you are not fit to be a Magical Girl.

-Homura Akemi.

thus Spike gotten overcome with grif at some stage of his life and ended up turning into a Witch. Thus Trollistia was pleased. :trollestia:

Fem!Spike is now added to my harem of waifus.

She'll get on splendidly with Elsa.

*snerk*

Well, Celestia, that... plan... could have... gone better...?

Short Skirts and Tentacles

"I guess I'll just wait here then, shall I?"

Dat stealth reference, tho

MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy:

You keep changing Spike from "he" to "she" and back again all the time, but otherwise this was fun

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spoiler: spike is a dickgirl, like most girls in the Japanese Animes


:trollestia:

Comment posted by Knight of Cerebus deleted Aug 29th, 2014

ends up making the contract

I approve.

Being Spikuka is suffering.

Quite an amusing little story. And really, Tia, one of these days, you're going to need to learn to clean up after yourself.

Thank you for this. :twilightsmile:

And I thought that Rarity would come in some where in the middle warring a mask and a tuxedos to save spikes ass

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>Most girls

Oh you!

I was just pointing out the inconsistency more than anything. Spike was a boy, then a girl, but suddenly he was a boy again, but plottwist: he's a girl again.

It was confusing to read, given that I instinctively read it as Twilight performing all the actiond, such as tugging her skirt down and such ;)

So basically, this is what happens on Friendship is Witchcraft when we're not watching?

Comment posted by AkemiTheSunbro deleted Aug 29th, 2014

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

4922196 *slowly nods*

How... How can Spike not see that his world will only end in ruin?

[youtube=www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2Chwj5JEww]

dat alexmagnet-tier editing doe

>yet utterly gag-inducing, [schlik schlik schlik
>Flapping her hooves wildly,; Spike got the monster's attention.

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So, with Twilight taking the back seat, Spike is forced to take up the hero's mantle—and skirt—and fly to Canterlot to save the city from a massive tentacled beast and seal it back inside the magical card from which it escaped.

After reading that line from the story description I kinda picture this story be like these pics about a anthro male Spike forces to fights crime and monsters while wearing a mimi-skirt that are much too short for his body and panties are too small and tight that are consistently riding up his butt most of the time.:facehoof::
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Now we need someone to write a crosdressing story about anthro male ponies wearing small mimi-skirts and panties fighting crime and monsters starring Spike.:rainbowwild::pinkiehappy:

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Now we need someone to write a crosdressing story about anthro male ponies wearing small mimi-skirts and panties fighting crime and monsters starring Spike.

Yes.

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That mean you will write a anthro crossdressing story featuring Stallions wearing Sailor Moon-like outfits with small and skimpy mimi-skirts and panties while fighting crimes and monsters. I have a good story idea right here.:
A bunch of magical amulets falls to Equestria kinda like the green lantern's power rings its goes around Equestria searching for beings who is worthy to bestow upon the title of "The Super Pretty Male Warriors" or something like that and so the first amulet find Spike who at first don't know what it can do. Then some time later he accidently unlash it power and the next thing he know he is in a small skimpy mimi-skirt and panties that is consistently getting wedge up his butt with mask(so no one won't know who is crossdressing hero is) and so make a long story short a monster from space attack Ponyville and Spike use the amulet's power defeat the monster but not before having embarrassing moments like having to fights the monster while trying to stop his panties from riding up butt and keeping his small mimi-skirt down to keeps his panties from be view by Ponyville's residents. And so after the monster is defeated the magical amulet shows Spike that there are others magical amulets and he must find the amulet's owners and recruit them because Equestria is danger and they can stop it. that the sum of the story its slapstick/adventure/comedy story.
-The story would have a lots of up skirts/panties-shots moments.
-And the other amulet owners could be anybody (except for foals female this is a all guy team) like the other could be Iron Will:rainbowlaugh:, a male griffon, Snowflake, or Fizzle the Dragon that white dragon from the episode Dragon Quest.

I only meant to summon ONE tentacle monster, and I was going to send it back after I was done with it, I swear.:trollestia:

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Don't do it! :fluttercry:

Hey, alexmagnet? Could I write a sequel to this?

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Go for it, man. The only condition is that it won't be an "official" sequel, meaning I'd prefer you not tag this story as being the "prequel" to your story. It's nothing against you, I just don't like to have my name on things I don't have oversight over.

4939469 OR.

Celestia was tricked into releasing the monsters as mere apparitions, solely to harvest Spike's Magical Mare Soul Energy, and just couldn't bear to tell him. :twilightsmile:

4934871 Well, I wrote a sequel to this story, if you're interested. :twilightsmile:

Not quite what you described, but hey. More Magical Mare Spike!

Read the description.

Oh yeah, doesn't sound like a stereotypical Japanese schoolgirl thing with tentacles AT ALL.

Whelp, Celestia's a freak.

Another kick-ass fic. Most excellent.

"I don't know any magic words. Uhh... buaya kecang pukulan!"

Toned Alligator Blow? :rainbowhuh:

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