Oberyn Martell has found himself in Ponyville, but the dreaded Mountain is not far behind! Will the two manage to finish their epic battle, or will they discover the magic of friendship?
(Game of Thrones spoilers for season 4!)
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I'm upvoting just for the cover image.
I'm not gonna read it.
I don't watch pornography.
greatest cover image oh my god
i for some reason find the watermelon a bit distasteful.........
also for the mountain. try crushing an earht pony skull, i dare you. it doesn't matter if you are a size larger than a human an earth pony is not called an earth pony because of their aiblity to walk.
Oh my god that cover image.
That cover. Bloody hell, Blueshift. Bloody. Hell.
That image made me meloncholic
This is the only Game of Thrones crossover we actually need.
Blueshift, dislodger of eyebrows, you most certainly are my favourite madman.
Up vote cover, lather, rinse, repeat.
Blueshift, I want you to know that you're an amazing person and we all love, appreciate, and value you.
Oh my. This helps deal with the PTSD of that episode. I read the books and knew how the battle would end, but it was still pretty intense to see it played out. You're doing God's work Blueshift.
That cover image. Oh my fucking god.
Also, this:scontent-a-sea.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/t1.0-9/10408647_484083385058181_5477939555161566877_n.jpg
Am I the only one who was hoping it would be The Hound who would fight The Mountain? I mean, I know he was hundreds of miles away, but still...
"Not unless it's against insane moon goddesses, assorted dragons, ravenous insects, Diamond Dog foalnappers, stampeding buffalo, avatars of chaos, territorial quarray eels, spirits of cold and hatred, love-eating shapeshifters, tyrannical living shadows, hyperactive clones, possessed showmares, lupine plant elementals, thrashing vines, megalomaniacal ahuizotls, cranky tatzlwurms, very large rocks, or soul-eating demon centaurs. Other than that, no fights!"
A most amusing story, especially the Viper's compulsive acrobatics and Twilight's inability to keep her home intact for a month at a time. Thank you for it.
¡This reminds me about the episode of the Original Series S03E15 “Let That Be Your Last Battlefield” of Star Trek!:
The Episode of the Original Series S03E15 “Let That Be Your Last Battlefield” of Star Trek
Blueshift+Oberyn Martell+Gregor Clegane=Amazing. Now you make me want to have Ned Stark appear in Equestria after his....well, I don't wanna spoil it for newcomers to. GOT. Or maybe Joffrey, and he gets tormented. I really despise Joff, stuck up, vicious idiot "King"
This is awesome!
that cover art made my day
I feel this summarizes this fic nicely. Well done guy!
that fucking cover and the re-enactment of the fight with tiddlywinks
this is the greatest GoT crossover of all time
Blueshift, you have placed your powerful words into my eyesockets and pushed so hard my sides have exploded.
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That looks to me like a man who can crush damn near whatever he damn well pleases.
4514242 except the skull of something that can shatter stone and uproot trees. so long as those bones are made of the same stuff as human bones, made the same way......... well snap.
Old vengeful nobles never die, they just carry their epic struggle across the multiverse, locked in eternal combat.
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Thankfully, ponies are made from marshmallow
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Said no man ever
What.
Well, if ever there was a hie that had reason to impart the magic of friendship, it would be this pair. I don't see it ever working out of course, what with their history... But hey let's give it a bash, eh?
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After all, the term "diasweeties" didn't become a thing just because she was cute.
Even though I don't Game of Thrones, I still enjoyed this!
4512307 You beat me to it xD
That's it, Blueshift, you win fimfic. This is perhaps one of the best stories I ever read on the site. Like, seriously, the best.
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Wow, there really is a Spongebob gif for everything.
Not enough pulp in the cover image. Downvoted.
4515257 except for pornstars they make it instead
4514242 An earth pony would be more more resilant then pegisi and a good number of both showed just what kind of beating they can take that metal work has failed to survive. Example 1 Sonic rainboom, The pure speed and force of wind from such speed would be enough to rip anyone appart. Example 2, BIG MAC DRAGGING A FREAKING HOUSE WITHOUT ANY KIND OF RESTRAINT, which is something even the mountain would fail horribly on.
4520030 That might have just been a really shitty house.
4520030 I don't think you understand that talking magical friendship ponies don't exist, while Hafthor Julius Bjornsson A.K.A Gregor Clegane or 'The Mountain' does, and he can lift nearly 1000 pounds.
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W-what??
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But talking magical colourful friendship ponies do!
Fockin' saved myself there,
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4520732 and you just confirmed that it would be impossible for him to do any harm to a pony of any kind
4524235 but if they don't exist, why would he need to show you his power to crush a ponies skull?
I mean, come on, look at him.
4526344 hey i'm not the one that made the claim he could. I just showed how it would be almost impossible if they existed and you just pointed out they didn't. Also to be fair on the comparison of how much strength the mountain has though it would still be dwarfed by Big mac just from a horse, or rl pony's perpotional strength. Since Big mack is all but a full clidesdale he would actually be close to double the mountain in sheer power and trust me on this i grew up with my family raising horses
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Had to change the line a little, but, who honestly gives a toss?
Quoting the match with Pinkie being Tyrion and swords being Tiddlywinks.
Dat cover image.
Ned Stark asking about Applebloom's Heritage.
Excuse YOU, the Mountain is pure muscle, not fat. NOT canon worst fanfic ever 8/10.
But seriously, besides the characters not really sounding like the characters, I thought this was an entertaining bit. Though I don't see why Twilight's lecturing Oberyn on the use of violence, seeing as she has to engage in DBZ laser beam fights in every other episode.
4512307 I'm not sure what's more laughable, your willful ignorance (there's a little bit more to Game of Thrones/A Song of Ice and Fire than the sex), or your "watch-out-we-got-a-badass-here" anti-pornography stance. Quite a conundrum.
Also, why is there an argument in the comments over whether or not Gregor Clegane could beat Big Macintosh in a fight? We all know the real Game of Thrones/MLP dream battle is between Crackle and Drogon.
For the night is dark, and full of friendship.
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4566599 Well I cannae be expected ta know every reference, laddeh.
(but seriously, sorry for being so condescending)
THIS IS BLOODY AMAZING!!
Something that bothered me; you spelled this wrong every time;realisation
Realize and realization.
There are Z's in it. XD
This earns one big;
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