• Member Since 24th Aug, 2012
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Derpy, Pinkie Pie, Sweetie Belle, Chrysalis. Myself, summed up in four MLP characters. I'm a deeply flawed individual, but if you can get past that, I'm sure we can be the best of friends.


When Celestia doesn't get her morning coffee, bad things usually tend to happen. Like making Derpy be the one in charge of the newly-installed Royal Suggestion Box. Can Luna get Celestia her coffee in time to rectify this grave error?

(This is what you get when I browse random websites, in this case the American Zoetrope site, and try to extrapolate story ideas from them. Obviously this can produce mixed results...)


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Comments ( 55 )


I think that's all I can say right now.

I'm glad you approve of it. :pinkiesmile:

I loved this, Derpy you silly mare.

What's in the package?!

I thought I added that bit in at the very end of the story.

EDIT: I changed the wording to make it a bit more clear.

Okay, that's much more clear. It was gonna drive me nuts.

I approve of this story.

yeah I looked back on it and I realized "damn I didn't make that as clear as I wanted it to." so I edited it for clarity.

This deserves a feature. :twilightsmile:

Damn... can tell this one is just gonna shoot to the top of the Box!
Or, at least the 2nd slot :twilightblush:

I hope so, man. I really do.

Never underestimate the power of coffee!

Me likey stories where Celestia is not herself. I just kinda wish she would've done more than be a little cranky or assign the wrong job to the wrong pony. Actually, I found the "flashback" coffee drought scenario sounded more interesting than this one. I guess I just wanted her to be more hilarious. Nice job, anyway.

As a Nobody I say: I feel the heart.

For a moment, the picture gave me the idea that this would be a clop... or at least have sexual innuendo. (Shrug) Well, I'll read this anyways!

Ok, this was simply excellent! Time to do some promotion :pinkiecrazy:

I'm glad you enjoyed it, considering I have absolutely no idea where in Equestria this story concept came from. :rainbowlaugh:

We all know Celestia loves here coffee. :ajsmug::derpytongue2:

I think that's kind of the general reaction upon reading this story. :rainbowlaugh:

You wanted a comment I will deliver it was a interesting concept that could easily be applied to a tremendous length story about all the bad decisions celestia has made. All in all I liked it but found it short in the way that more could have easily been added but for what you had more didn't need to be added so it is a good story for it's length.

4239614 Only ten years? That's pretty nice.

So, how did the thousand years before Luna's return look like?


Celestia made her own coffee, but as it was not perfect she was much more quick to anger.

What, you thought Twilight's concerns about being banished, imprisoned or imprisoned where she's banished were over-exaggerated?

you are far more in line with my personal beliefs on the matter than I am willing to admit.

I give unto thee thy one-hundredth thumbs-up! HUZZAH!!

my first-ever Library-approved story... :twilightblush:

That was a creative idea!:rainbowkiss:

you think so? I'm glad you approve of it. :twilightsmile:

Lol nice job! You should really do more!

well I usually do a new story about every month or so, but that's only because I have a really big project that I'm working on. you should check it out. it's called Nightmare's Return.

in almost 200 years,

Make that 1200. :P

let me know beforehand.



*reads description*

the YouTube link doesn't work when you're posting a mobile URL. just convert it into a regular "www.youtube.com/whatthefuckever" URL format and it'll work just fine.

4879817 thank you. now, how do you do the hidden text thing

[ spoiler ]text[ /spoiler ] (just omit the spaces between the brackets)

4889140 testing testing one two three cool, thanks.



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