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Pastel Pony


Just a girl doing her best to write semi-entertaining whatnots. I'm a female brony, not a pegasister ...Get it right.

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Trixie has a strict lunchtime regimen:
One container of apple slices, with a dipping cup of caramel.

Unfortunately for her, the school health officials just went screwing with the menu.

Trixie is less than pleased with this latest development.

Lightning Dust just wants a peaceful lunch.

Set in the Equestria Girls universe

Chapters (1)
Comments ( 28 )

Ha! I look forward to more back and forth!:rainbowlaugh:

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Oh, that's it I'm afraid :twilightoops:
I forgot to switch the status to complete :facehoof:

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Nooooooooo!
Why do You play with my emotions?

"I"m serious."

Great story and great humor with only one error! :yay: Nice job.

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Sorryyyyyyyyy:twilightblush:

Though I see this has cost me a "favorite" on my story ...tis' a shame

I laughed at this. It's good to read a comedy fanfiction every once in a while.

I really like the pair's interaction. It's very funny.

You do not fail to disappoint. That is for sure.

and that happened

Of all the things that could have happened this is...THE...WORST...POSSIBLE...THING."
A pincushion flew from across the room and bounced off the side of Trixie's head.
"That's my line!" yelled a purple-haired girl.

:duck: "I am Canterlot High Drama Queen, Trixie, and I won´t tolerate usurpers to my throne"

Well, good thing Caramel-the-pony's human analogue wasn't in the cafeteria at the time, or this would've been even more awkward.

In any case, a most enjoyable little one-shot. Thank you for it. :twilightsmile:

Lightning Dust groaned and facepalmed. Crisis averted...sixty percent of the cafeteria had stopped staring, at any rate. "Remind me why we're friends?"
Trixie grinned at her through a mouthful of peanut butter. "Because no one else likes us."
Lightning Dust sighed. ".....true."

That's how me and my friends are. :twilightsmile:
Any ways this was a good and a little funny too. Like that it was DT who was Trixie's villain in this. Also you could just say Rarity instead of purple hair'd girl (but i guess that would take the humor out of it).
Good job on this 8/10 :raritywink: (not that my numbers mean anything :twilightblush:)

hahahaha love this:twilightsmile:

Trixie's "theme song" is probably the "All hail Britannia" theme.

This is hilarious! :rainbowlaugh: I love seeing Trixie being pointlessly dramatic, like in the peanut butter crackers scene in the movie. :twilightsmile:

Ha. This is the third time today I've been laughing at a funny story. Now I feel like some peanut butter. Oh well.

Finally A fic that has a EG Lightning Dust

This is very funny XD this story might need a Human tag but still good.

That was fun. Please make more.

I loved the part when Rarity threw the pincushion. This merits both a follow and a mustache :moustache:

I was about to object, and then the ending implied it takes place before EG.
This also sounds somewhat like my high school experience. We didn't particularly like each other, but there was really only like two goths, one scene kid, and one additional punk.

Great work, very funny.

I don’t even know why I like this fic so much, but I do. Nice work.

Drat you Peanut butter with your annoying get stuck to the top of your mouth stickiness. You replaced Carmel with it's get stuck in your teeth stickiness.
Wait a minute.:rainbowderp:

And thus, the origin of how soon the school was out of Peanut Butter Crackers

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