• Member Since 28th May, 2013
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Flint Sparks


Who let the dogs out?

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I see Rarity and I have something in common. :rainbowlaugh:
Also, might I ask what exactly spawned something this hilarious and odd and just wut? :rainbowderp:

:rainbowlaugh: :twilightangry2:

Is how I imagine the end going.

Hahaha, you're one of the funniest authors on the site. Excellent work.

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Fuck yeah! Sex, then PIE! Who Wouldn't go for that?

I suppose one could say Rainbow Dash is in the right

(sunshades)

bracket.

She's in the right

(sunshades)

frame of mind.

She likes to bake Twilight's buns with

(sunshades)

Symannims (yum)

Rainbow Dash isn't just a dinosaur in bed. She's

(sunshades)

The 'Saurus.

But don't blame me for these puns, like Rainbow Dash, I cover the...

(sunshades)

entire spectrum.

I love how Rainbow Dash thought it was going to work like that:rainbowlaugh:. Seriously, what the [verb] Rainbow.

Out of all the stories I've read, this is certainly one of them.

3865449 I always love that thing... my guinea pig looks exactly the same at me.
Anyways, this is the first mature story I actually read through, so consider than an honour :rainbowlaugh:

I did not expect that :rainbowlaugh:

You sir have won the internet.

So, long story short I’m going to take my GOLF BALL and WIGGLE it in your EARs as we SLAP each other all night. I don’t know about you, but this Dash isn’t going to be done in ten seconds flat. We’re going to SUSPEND each other with BISCUTS and AWKARDLY THINK with the HAMBURGER BUN until you ACT OUT inside and you have to use the EVIL word.

Sweetie is best dictionary.

:unsuresweetie:

Yes, yes you are. Even for this.

I... I don't.... I can't.... that was just too hilarious.

Sweeties is always best dictionary. For all your dictionary needs.

Some one has been reading too many Mad Libs

:facehoof: oh lord, I think I might read this on my channel:heart: it!
And yes sweetie bellie is best dictionary.:unsuresweetie:


:pinkiegasp:MOE

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One does not simply win the Internet.:derpyderp2:

Dammit Flint! This was hawt:rainbowkiss:

This [noun] certainly was worth [verb]ing.

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This [noun] certainly was worth [verb]ing.

The author was worth ridiculing? :fluttercry:

:raritycry:

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[proper noun], don't make me [verb] you in the [noun].

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I know :twilightblush:, I'm being a dork.

I'll read this later, I need to head to bed soon to get ready for school in the morning.

The boner I had was weird.
And it was glorious.
[Verb]ing.

[Metaphor]. [Verb]ing from your [adjective] [noun] down there, you [perv].

down there, you [perv].

you [perv].

This right here. This is glorious. Certainly not what I expected, but still. I was in stitches the entire time.

Ya dun gud Flint:moustache:

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He's going to tie you to the radiator and grape you?

In all seriousness though, great job Flint.

Sorry for not asking but can I read your story, on youtube?
It would be a great honor.:eeyup:

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If you can keep a straight face, be my guest. :rainbowkiss:

I'm very confused, what just happened?:rainbowhuh:

Thank you,l probably have to re-record many times,:twilightoops:twilightblush: due to the fact that
I laugh alot.
Question, has any of your stories been read on YouTube before?:twistnerd:

Usually, sex tags scare me away from most stories.

But right now, I find the lack of one absolutely terrifying.

Time to cut back on the hard cider, Rainbow you [verb]ing [metaphor]!

Liked, favourited, and following you like a [simile]. :rainbowwild:

One minor typo spotted:

Don’t like lie, Twilight, you totally are.

Unless, of course, RD is telling Twi that she doesn't like that Twilight is a [noun].

am... am I supposed to use a mad-libs?

This was awesome to help out with, man.

I loved it!

~Skeeter The Lurker

I'll bake pie.

Pinkie's a stoner? :pinkiecrazy:

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