• Member Since 28th May, 2013
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Flint Sparks

I gosh darn did it.


Have you ever had a hopeless love for one you could only yearn for? Why must I feel this way? Perhaps someday my love will reach her...

My dear, sweet Carousel Boutique.

Preread by TheTobacconist

Now with a youtube reading!

Chapters (1)
Comments ( 50 )

goddammit, you actually did it

3397842 Alright fine. Story after this next one is gonna be that RariTwi I promised. :ajbemused:


I've been waiting. :twilightangry2: :raritydespair:

Sometimes I wonder too. Try not to think about it too much. :twilightoops:
I ship inanimate objects..?

3397878 Well..to each their own. I just...wow..it was cute. Why was building shipping cute? Am I a Sears catalog now?

3397885 Hey, Sears X Costco OTP

3397893 pfft Sears loves Sam's Club and his daughter Walmart duh...

3397895 But Walmart is a bitch. She's like the Diamond tiara of stores, only much less elegant.

3397904 -snorts- She isn't a hussy like Publix though

3397905 Joke's on you! We don't have a Publix up here >:D

But we have a Winco, which is a similar type of whore

3397927 lol how far north?

3397929 The innermost of the four Galilean moons, Io

I don't know how close to Jupiter you are...:unsuresweetie:

But who will love Fluttershy's Cottage? Could be be that it is in a long distance relationship with Zecora's Hut?

Didn't Fluttershy's cottage have an affair with Town Hall? :raritydespair:

3397878 I've shipped Rarity with a robot in one of my stories, so I have some idea of how you're feeling.

With that said, :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:.

I always thought the Great Library would be a sucker for the majesty of Canterlot Palace. Who knew that cakes and trees get along so well?

Canterlot Palace is currently courting Cloudsdale. :rainbowlaugh: Didn't you hear? :rainbowkiss:

3398007 Are you saying Rainbow Dash's House lied to me? :raritydespair: Los Pegasus and Cloudsdale aren't together!? :pinkiegasp: Oh, the horror! The scandal!

This got a thumbs up on concept alone.

It got a fave for execution. :twilightsmile:

I should get started on my Applejack's Truck fic. :pinkiecrazy:

Oh boy, are you behind! Los Pegasus has been seeing Manehatten the entire time! :pinkiegasp:

You shipped buildings.

Now, I've shipped the Friendship Express (the train) with the Tunnel to Canterlot, but this sir, this was glorious. If I may suggest? Ship the Hot Air Balloon Twilight uses with Pinkie Pie's helicopter bicycle :3

Yes, yes I did. Everyone already ships Tom and Bloomberg, so...

Intriguing. I smell a love triangle with the Gala carriage.

Oh man, that's brilliant.

So, Gala Carriage one day spots Hot Air Balloon while out for a stroll. Being a land vehicle all its life, it's super impressed. Hot Air Balloon looks at her and is super fond of the regaility. Thinks she's really cool, but truly has eyes on Helicopter Bicycle because like Hot Air Balloon, it requires a pony to operate and they fly.

Bicycle is interested in Gala cart because Gala Cart has four wheels instead of two. They all want to love the other, but the other loves another. Bicycle has a chance to chat with Princess Celestia's Chariot one day when Pinkie Pie goes to Canterlot for Mega Muffin Delivery Day. Golden Chariot imparts wisdom that if they cannot get along, none of them will have a chance at love. Fearing losing Gala Cart, Bicycle gets a chance to speak with Balloon and Gala Cart when they go to see Twilight Sparkle off (Cloudsdale research or sumpthan'). gala Cart is there because Rarity hurt her leg and she always travels in style.

They all come to the conclusion that they could all love one another and be triple marriage. It's not as if there's a rule against it.

The story ends with Spike finding a "baby sized jetpack" in their library.

Spike's Jetpack Adventures? :pinkiegasp:

This... this is beautiful...:raritydespair:

Hey, been awhile. Glad you liked it. :raritywink:


Indeed it has:moustache:

Indeed it has...

I now officially ship Golden Oaks Library and Carousel Boutique.

Weren't you the one who suggested it? :rainbowkiss:


Yes, but I was hesitant at the idea. Now I see its pure gold.:raritystarry:

I came here to riff, and I have only one thing to say.

Building clopfic. :trollestia:

Not only do you ship them, but you do a stunning job with it....Um..more?:twilightsheepish:

....why did I read this? First RD x Sink, now Carousel Boutique x Golden Oaks Library? :twilightoops:

At least two buildings make sense. A pony and an inanimate object doesn't.

:rainbowlaugh: This is glorious! I love crack ships!

Oh boy. This is the place and time where everything culminates.

SugarcubeBoutique is OTP:heart:

But that isn't canon-
Oh, I see what you did there. :trollestia: Shipping on a shipfic, you. :rainbowkiss:

flint, i have alot to learn about trees now. and shipping trees .~.

good story thought


To this day, they’re happily together and have a shed to their name.

I died. Right there. A perfect line, right out of the blue.

You're going to have to work to make something to top Skywriter's Shipping Sickness, though. :pinkiehappy:

That was fantastic.


I went digging to find the oldest stories in the sorting folder and found this one, and I was not disappointed in what I read (aside from a strange lack of "wut?" on my part). It's been added to Pony Kiss-Kiss (let's ignore that these aren't ponies being shipped)

It was either start on a chapter of something or read this.

I'm relieved that I chose the latter. Maybe I'll write something I wasn't expecting to write as a consequence. This story was a breath of fresh air. :rainbowkiss:

Fluttershy would approve of your tree romance story.:yay::yay::yay:

I just read a story of unrequited love between two buildings.

What has my life come to?

6666914 I wrote a story about two buildings' unrequited love.

You tell me.

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