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TheTobacconist


...can I even call myself this if I quit smoking years ago?

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After the events in Letters From the Equestrian Decency Association Applejack and Rarity take the CMC to Pipe Down's farm to apologize. Pipe Down makes Applejack and Rarity regret their decision.
AN: Written for One-shotober.

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Man, now I want to know more about Rarity's parents. I bet her mom has some stories.

Excellent work!

>>Scootaloo looked to Sweetie Belle.
>>"I'm not telling." She blushed.

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Also Magnum is the best stallion stripper name. :raritydespair:

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Thank you, Seether. Maybe I'll do a story about The Hayloft.

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That Rarity emote looks like it was designed for that comment.

Nice story. Pipe Down seems like he's warmed up to the CMCs especially given what they did in the last story.

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All it takes for that guy to warm up to you is war story inspired crop damage.

Raritys mom was not what i think she is right.........right?:fluttercry::duck::duck:

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No... her dad was the stripper.

>>TheTobacconist
Then what was her mom?

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"Your mother was a ballista technician at my unit, during my third tour of duty" Pipe Down began another story, "She had just turned of salt age, and the company wanted to cele-"
"Griffon Wars then, right," Rarity chuckled nervously.

>>TheTobacconist
I sometimes read too fast to understand :ajbemused::rainbowhuh:

>>TheTobacconist
When are you coming out with something new

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I'm currently participating in One-Shotober so I'm trying to come out with something new everyday.

As funny as the previous story. :rainbowlaugh: Probably a good thing my grandma is hard of hearing. She'd want to know why I'm laughing so much.

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