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Flint Sparks


Who let the dogs out?

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Tired of his sister being ignored by a certain member of his guard, Prince Shining Armor sends Flash Sentry to Ponyville to learn how to be a proper homosexual. There, he will learn from the best of the best in all of Equestria and learn the true meaning of homosexuality.

Co-author: lunarbronie

Chapters (5)
Comments ( 144 )

dat description...lol

Hahaha:rainbowlaugh: This is BRILLIANT!

I showed this to my boyfriend (Yes, I'm gay, I don't care.) and he laughed so much he cried. At least we found common ground again. Thank you for a bright story.

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I wrote this just for you, and everyone. I have so many gay family members, plus I'm not exactly Mister Macho Stereotype myself.

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No, you are! :trollestia:

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coming from you, that's something! :pinkiehappy:

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dat comment... THANKS! :derpytongue2:

The verdict is in...
This is a brilliant story. :moustache:

Tis interesting to read, you sir have gained a fav and a like, and a couple of bigmac's and a stache! hope you enjoy your day!

:eeyup::eeyup::moustache:

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A stache...

Sir, that is the greatest honor that can be bestowed upon a writer :raritydespair:

not to mention Big Mac :raritywink:

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You sir, have deserved, I found this story via group updates and decided to read it, It is highly comical, and I will be sending it to my GF to read (I got her hooked on Winning Pony) I am glad I found this while on break from work, it killed a few minutes for me, I cannot wait to see more of this story! Keep writing and be proud of who you are!

I've seen some grammar issues (like a to/too error), some punctuation issues, and the like. Could probably use a good proofreader.

And speaking as another member of the "straight but not narrow" crowd, I don't think this is gay enough.

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Huh, we went over it twice... Hm, should fix that.

Oh, it'll get gayer. It's called character development for a reason... :trollestia:

If the plot twist isn't that Flash is actually straight and just really in tune with his feminine side then there better be some DAMN GOOD HOMO SHIPPING :trixieshiftleft:

*prays for the homo shipping*

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I think you'll be more than surprised/satisfied for what's in store...

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I should have worded that better. 'Enough' is never enough. Continue the shipping my friends!
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Precisely the point. It is for the lulz, and extremely exaggerated. As long as everyone enjoys it :twilightsmile:

The guards guarding the captain of the guard while in the guardian study room dedicated to the guarding of the castle saluted as they continued guarding the vacant room.

:rainbowlaugh:

Is this purposefully redundant? :rainbowlaugh:

Seriously, though...interesting start, but please get an editor. There were a ton of mistakes here that could easily be corrected. :scootangel:

:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh: Another hilarious chapter!

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Two writers wrote this, and edited upon each other. Other than speech, which naturally has more errors than narrative, we've tried. I'll go see about finding a proofreader :twilightsmile:

Yessss, yesss, Fleshlght is a fagget. :pinkiehappy:

Totally not hating on gay people... but shouldn't this be rated... M? No offense to anyone, but I don't see how this is a good story. Just because something makes you laugh, doesn't make it good. Laughing at something good is good, but laughing at something bad... is bad, right? :twilightblush:

gay flash sentry is best flash sentry. :rainbowlaugh:

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It's T because it's skating the line. Both chapters passed moderation. *shrug*

The intention is to mock stereotypes. I love all of the lgbqt community and this story is for them as well. Not to mention my two fathers (who are now married to each other since my state change its laws) are married. So some of this is actually from personal experience. (whether or not I've worn a dress is up for debate)

3130654 I guess you have a point. Have a good one! :raritywink:

What is this? WHAT IS THIS?!?!



Pretty good actually... :raritystarry:

*whispers* You're supposed to be gay for braeburn not Big Mac

This came out even better tyan expecte.

3129721 Please keep YOUR faggotry out of the fandom. We don't need assholes like you.

we dont need crap like this in the site

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too much homosexuality for you?

The fuck is wrong with you:rainbowhuh:3134134

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comments like these are unappreciated. Either explain and complain properly, or I shall ignore you like the rest of the trolls.

I didn't know anyone was gay for Big Mac. LOL.

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Because some people don't know how to come to that conclusion.

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Correction, you don't want this kind of stuff on this site due to your dislike.
Also you don't need anything except a basic server for a website, anything else is irrelevant for connection purposes.

I'm straight, and most certainly not gay for Big Macintosh. I'm gay for Braeburn.

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You see, when a stallion likes another stallion, that makes him gay.

Or, you know, if a stallion likes musicals, barbara streisand/celine dion/bette midler, shopping, fashion, hooficures, stereotypical gay stuff then he is obviously gay.

Though I guess that answers why, not necessarily how...

Well, let me see if I can answer that too... when a stallion likes another stallion he puts his ... sorry, this part was deemed too raunchy to be posted in his thread, so for Flint Spark's sake it has been double-double redacted and censored. If you really want to know how, then google it.


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Not enough... never enough.

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Second chapter is done, just needs to be... edited by my partner author and proofread. If you think it's gay now, just you wait... :rainbowlaugh:

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agreed. This is not a troll fic, this is a true character developing story in which Flash is progressively getting gayer.

I was really excited to see a gay pairing fic with Flash Sentry, but... I'm sorry, this fic needs a lot of work. Everything either character does seems so out-of-character and mean-spirited. It's really hard to enjoy reading this when I can't muster any sort of empathy with any of the characters. Moreover, there's a sense of dissonance about everything else between the world in the fic and MLP proper that really makes it tough to get into the story. :facehoof:

I really want to see this fic concept done well; believe me, I do. I just think that you need to completely rethink the characterization in it if you want it to achieve this.

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It's not a gay pairing fic. It's satire. Besides, we're talking about Flash Sentry here. He has the character depth of a kiddy pool.
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Obviously, he has to go to Sugarcube Corner to get Luster Dust to serve as eye shadow. It will go very well with the green dress. And he needed to get another set of eyelashes from Rarity, obviously. And he was obviously correct when he said that Hoity Toity's collection about the lack of frills. Rarity did say that ruffled tapered capes were going to make a comeback. Then again, that was so last season.

There's just something... missing... he just doesn't seem to have that magical, elusive element that gays truly have.

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It's a journey. He hasn't discovered the magic of homosexuality yet. He's merely... confused. It's a journey, much similar to Twilight who lacked the magic of friendship at first.

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There are just so many directions that you can go with this. I just hope that you are able to have Flash go through as many possible directions as you can thrust him into. Totally awesome and just throw in a theme song by Sapphire Shores.

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