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Flint Sparks


Who let the dogs out?

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With an over-inflated ego and influenced by the praise of his friends, Flint did the unspeakable. A blasphemous act of, well, blasphemy. Utilizing his studies of the occult, mythology, and pop culture, he designed his own shrine of worship, believing him to be the personification of a cosmic force (and coincidentally, an automobile).

Unfortunately, he was wrong right somewhere in the middle. When Eros takes offense, he offers Flint an ultimatum: rise to his ego and spread seeds of romance (not those kind) among a new, nearly god-less land, or spend the rest of his life in the Fields of Punishment listening to Justin Bieber's "music."

In other words, Flint must become a god. A god of shipping.

Trigger warnings: blatant parody, self-insert, insertions of self, Greek mythology, and a shit ton of lesbians.


Don't Look At My Name Bro looked over this little scribble for me, and I truly appreciate it!

Just a little something I cooked up for my birthday.

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Comments ( 22 )
Manes #1 · Apr 27th, 2014 · · 1 ·

This the best shit I can find. Happy Birthday buddy!

Of course you'd make yourself a self-insert god of forced romance for your birthday. :rainbowlaugh:

~The lizardman is finished

Wonderful story, absolutely wonderful. I rolled my eyes and almost stopped reading when I saw "7th element", but then Chuck Norris showed up and it was the greatest moment in the whole story.

and a shit ton of lesbians.

I'm so in.

Oh, and happy birthday
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Words cannot describe how much i want more of this.

Ahhh, shameless self-insert. Its ok though because I still laughed. :rainbowlaugh:
Happy Birthday! Oh, and also...

Happy B-day demi-god of shipping. :twilightsheepish::heart:

Being the Greek mythology fangirl I am, I squealed and squeed throughout the entirety of this fanfic.

Demeter as Maud's patron...I can see it.

Oh, by the way, happy birthday.

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I'm a Greek mythology fanboy. :rainbowkiss:

It kinda makes sense, if you think about it. Cerebus and Tartarus exist, apparently. Demeter and Hephaestus would rule over earth ponies, Zeus and Poseidon over pegasi, and Circe and Athena over unicorns. Etc etc.

4301052 You write that AU, or I will. :twilightangry2:

4301055 Collab opportunity? I'll try to get mine with Princess Rarity off the ground and finished first—just to get in the grind of things—then we can consider it! :raritystarry:

4301106 I also have a possible collab with Toni on the horizon that we haven't even started. :twilightsheepish: I'll let you guys do your thing first, doe.

4301122 But you bet your stars it's going to happen. :raritystarry:

A perfect example of what happens when you take drugs and your around a keyboard.

10/10

Would ship

Ridiculous and briliiant. Bravo.

:rainbowlaugh: Ahahahahahahahaaa! What the- hahahaheehee- what the hell! This story is rediculously amazing and-and all of the things!!!
:twilightsmile: Nicely written my friend. Nicely written.
:raritystarry: Brilliant, absolutely marvelous, a true work of art.

This was glorious. :moustache:

And ponified....
And it was going so well, too...
Ah well

And then cadance and maud had sex.

I ain't even gonna read this just to give it a thumbs up. The description alone is awesome enough! :rainbowlaugh:

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