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Pizzema Forte
You never know where the green beans are going to land.
Pizzema Forte
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Oh my.
Well, that was interesting. I only found myself laughing at it, though.
IT'S ALL I EVER DO WHEN I COME ACROSS THESE PONIES AND THEIR PORNOGRAPHIES! LAUGH!
Might I suggest "leaving Equestria vulnerable for a brief period of time"? Pretty drastically different meaning, and I'm pretty sure this is the one you want.
4196376 Thanks!
Honestly, I wouldn't have seen that myself. 
4197744 Collage humor, diffrent from any humor elsewhere.
Challange
Try to read this in school while your female teacher is looking at you with a strait face.
End of challange
4197744
I just spent four hours jumping from video to video in that post. It's now 4 in the morning. wunderbar.
MFW I just realized I didn't even read the story.
Damn, that was hot. I look forward to more!
(I came)
Romantic fantasies, eh? Relevance detected.
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4201534 This is no problem, I do it everyday lel
Is Rainbow Dash unaware that the G spot is located inside of the vagina?
I enjoyed this though. I always enjoy your writing.
4201534 Did it... It was Freakin' hilarious!
... Well my first read of clop was just 'what. just. happened...' Oh well.
Like it so far
4197744 That was
Moreeeeee please
I love it!
I demand more!
I saw what you did there...
hot damn...
Extreme Reading! You have to. It says so in the book.
Wall of text. Does this have the Comedy tag?
Overpowering is a pretty strong word. More like Celestia tried saying a few words, ran away and got bitch slapped. Also, are you using R34 to refer to Nightmare Moon but not providing links or pictures? How could you tease me like this?
Oh! I see where you're going. Clever girl.
How do these lines make it hot? It works, but how?
Sound like a well balanced diner to me.
Twilight talks pretty dirty.
<smirk>I see what you did there.
Fifty Shades of Yellow. Spongebob smut.
The g-spot is inside her vagina. Usually at the front, right below the skeins gland. Her clitoris and g-spot are not the same. Although it would make sense for Dash to think so if no-one's taught her.
Nude, boring Twilight.
Do plenty of that, often.
Can we expect another chapter soon?
Awww... this won't be updated, will it?