This story is a sequel to Discord vs. Harmony: The Greeting-Card Industry Strikes Back

Note: Reading the previous fics in this sequence isn't necessary, just adds context. You don't need context, do you? Nahh, you're better than that.

Chrysalis has had on heck of a month. First, Discord makes a game of pairing her up with Starlight Glimmer, which went entirely better than either of them would have ever expected. Then, as their relationship deepened and Chrysalis settled into her new life in Equestria, Starlight suggested she try stand-up comedy with Maud.

Nopony expected Chrysalis to take the offer seriously, least of all me, the author. But here we are. Is their comedy routine worth continuing, or are they about as popular as... well, Maud by herself? You decide. In the comments, I mean; don't keep that to yourself. Story will be updated whenever it amuses me, depending on reader feedback. Feel free to fire off suggestions via private message if you come up with something amusing, and I'll credit you in the author's note. T rated in case the humor gets more adult than an "E" rating will allow.

A Wondercolt is in a coma after disappearing at a party, and all the evidence points to the Shadowbolts. However, a mad genius from Everton Independent Study believes that something far more sinister is afoot. Can she and her friends solve this mystery before the bridges built at the Friendship Games burn down completely?

Special Thanks

The Albinocorn - Tag. You're it. Mermaid Sunny when?

Gleaming Penny - This would not be possible without your help. Thank you

Heartshine - Thank you for helping me stay grounded in my genres.

The Attic Dwellers - Thanks for everything. Especially the Latin. Moony’s right, Latin’s the worst.

The Abyssal Voices - Always appreciated, folks. Thanks for being you, and putting up with my endless revision questions.

For Spike, losing his first baby tooth means he's one step closer to becoming an adult and the benefits that provides. For everypony else, it means getting a visit from the tooth fairy. Of course, Spike's old enough to realize that the tooth fairy isn't real...or is she?

Colgate and Spitfire rekindle their friendship from when they were fillies, but when they start to fall for each other, will Spitfire's fame get in the way?

On one fateful Hearth's Warming morning, young Dinky Hooves finds herself in possession of a pair of letters that reveal the true nature of her origins.

The story held in those letters is one of swash-buckling adventure, terrible loss, grim triumph, and desperate sacrifices. It is, above all other things, a story of a love that transcends time itself and creates something very special for a very special pair of ponies...

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Cover art by the always incredible Swirling Line.

When Colgate takes her daughter to the Hayburger, Colgate thought everything would go fine. When they don't have the toy that Lyra needs though, she gets upset and does the unexpected to get her and in the process shows her mother that her magic is much better than she thought.

Tagged AU for mama Colgate and daughter Lyra.

Cover art source: https://www.deviantart.com/valadrem/art/Filly-Lyra-544194530

When a portable teleportation device is created. Twilight soon discovers that she's doomed her friends to death in three days! Now it's up to each of the Mane 6 to make their peace, and for Rarity to help Rainbow Dash seduce one very pretty dentist.

Yeah, this follows the TF2 thing pretty closely for the Rarity/Dash parts. It's such a good structure that I couldn't help but maintain it. This is the cheesiest thing I have ever written, and I am so very sorry.

Inspired by this image: http://gray--day.deviantart.com/art/Expiration-Derp-463498671

Oh look, I read it aloud too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYQRg8Goohk

(Based on Expiration Date)

Colgate's stuck in a time loop, and she's willing to do anything to get out of it.

Wrote this as a proof-of-concept for a similar but rather conceptually different multichapter fic, which I'm sort-of-not-really planning to do. As a result, this one-shot is terrible.

Colgate has just earned her cutie mark, and has decided to set off for a small town to set up her Dentistry Practice. Coming to Ponyville, she opens the first dentist's office they've seen in a very, very long time. Watch out cavities, here she comes!

Time, the ever-flowing measure of action. It is not a physical thing that one can touch or feel, but an abstract thought of the difference between now, then, and later; it is the indefinite continued progress of existence. What happens when one has the ability to control time? He is deemed one of the most powerful beings on the planet, for he can stop you in your tracks without any effort at all.

I am this being.

I control Time.

If you're wondering why this story is canceled, check my blogs. I am rewriting it, and will post the new version under a new title. Do not worry.

Featured on 7/6/14 thank you all!!

And featured again on 3/3/15, after it was canceled!!! What has this world come to?!?!

If you're too lazy to read it yourself, (I don't blame you, I do this myself, sometimes) listen to my good friend, The Naive Narrator, read it on his video, Time Ticks on Chapter one! Give him some love!

This is my first LoHAV/LoHAH story. I know how hated the genera is, because it's so overused, but I like the idea of being taken from your home only to be shoved into a world where you don't belong.

Also, some credit is due in the department of the idea. The steampunk theme was inspired by the story Son of Invention, a great story to read if you like this one. The character of Mike goes to this image. I looked for a long time and the closest I could get to the artist was this page.

Thank you for reading and please tell me what you think in the comments.

PS. Any and all chapters in this story are subject to change without notice. I will periodically go back into past chapters and rewrite something that doesn't mach with what is currently going on, so if something seems off, that would be why. Do not PM me telling me how "you didn't tell us that you changed that" or "but it was like this" or any of that stuff. As mentioned before, I will probably not tell anyone about it.