AKA whatever I want.

Short one-shots, mostly under 1000 words. Genres will range from everything to everything. All stories so far will be rated E or T. Feel free to suggest prompts. Also, if you want to see a particular chapter expanded on and made into an actual story, tell me! I'll rewrite the most popular ones into actual fics.

(Button Mash x Babs Seed) (Semi-Anthro)

Button Mash is an unpopular, videogame loving dork who is regularly picked on in school. Babs Seed is a new transfer student and a fierce brawler who doesn't take any lip from anypony.

One day, Babs meets Button in the hall on the way to class. Or rather, sees Button on the ground with three others above him. After scaring off the offending ponies, Babs helps Button to his hooves and walks with him to class. After that, the two become fast friends and start to get to know each other...

Short episodic scenes based on a series of pictures by Gordonfreeguy. You can find his tumblr here.

In a spell gone wrong, the Main Six suddenly find themselves in Twilight Sparkle's body, switching command every time she gets hurt or falls asleep.

Now the town thinks that Twilight might have finally snapped.

The six may think they are good friends now, but they'll need to be more than that if they want to get anything done.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~SQUIGLY SQUIGLY~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

This is a collaboration between me and Lord Ershwin Wholewheat.

Give 'im a search. He's the Lord of Wheat, for Grains' sake.

Rainbow Dash finds out that Twilight's mother is the real identity of Silky Dusk, the author of the Daring Do books.

Excited by her discovery, she writes a fan letter.

Things only go downhill from there.

(Written before Daring Don't)

Proofread by RainbowDashie1001.

(Russian translation courtesy of Korryamber)

(Audio reading by KhaosSparkz)
(Audio reading by Ironwolf)
(Audio reading by Landon)

Octavia sat in her kitchen, enjoying a cup of tea and the afternoon sunlight. Then, Vinyl Scratch had a question.

Reading by Scribbler

Spanish Translation by SPANIARD KIWI

Twilight gets a feeder to study birds.

She also bought a ton of seeds for it.

While she's frustrated at the fact her supply seems to be disappearing into thin air, she's about to realize that she has a much bigger problem on hoof.

After opening the Golden Oaks Library log book and seeing that it was completely empty, Princess Twilight Sparkle decides to host the First Annual Golden Oaks Library Book Fair with a little help from her friends and number one assistant.

After all, a library with no patrons is, without a doubt, the WORST. POSSIBLE. THING.

"Here's the thing about you. Most ponies just have... like, one problem. And that's okay. But you take it to the next level. You're scared of everything, you're a complete neat freak, and yet you're the most brilliant pony I've ever met. So, what is it you want me to do?" I huffed.

"Help me. Y-you're my assistant, Octavia. We solve crimes," Twilight explained, trying to straighten the stack of books to her liking. "And you get to hand me pre-moistened towelettes whenever sompony touches me."

Twilight Sparkle has recently lost the six friends she cared about the most in an explosion meant for her. Hampered by newly-found phobias and OCD behavior, she uses her brilliance and knack for detail to solve crimes.

Parody of the crime show 'Monk.' (But you don't have to watch Monk to read the story.)

Cover art by me.

I encourage you all to discuss the possible solution in the comments. Let's make things more interesting.

This is a story that no one will read. Because the story, like me, has no name. No title. With no title, one can’t discern what could possibly take place in this story. For them, the journey into such a story will be akin to that of one into the deepest of unknowns. Strange, disturbing, and full of uncertainty. Much like how life is.

Whether or not it is chosen to be acknowledged, this is my life. The life of a nameless pony. My life.

An experimental short-story written for One-Shotober. Pre-read by electreXcessive.

While on a work trip to help family in Appleloosa, Big Macintosh strikes up some correspondences with friends back home. These are the letters that crossed Twilight Sparkle's desk.

Sometimes words don't mean what they say.

Featured on Equestria Daily!

Reading by Scribbler!