One day, Twilight Sparkle woke up. She yawned, got out of bed, and proceeded to eat her books. They were was delicious. Afterward, she she puked up a bunch of multicoloured parasprites that she had made out of the food.
"Twilight, you have eaten all of your books!" said Spike confusedly when he saw Twilight. "And you're eating my gems!"
But Twilight was too busy eating dragon food to care. Afterward, she puked up more parasprites.
"Twilight, you have eaten all of your books and all of Spike's gems!" exclaimed Rarity hideously when she saw Twilight. "And you're eating my expensive fabric!"
But Twilight was too busy eating dresses to care. Afterward, she puked up even more parasprites.
"Twilight, you have eaten all of your books, all of Spike's gems, and all of Rarity's dresses!" cried Fluttershy buoyantly when she saw Twilight. "And you're eating my poor animals!"
But Twilight was too busy eating meat to care. Afterward, she puked up still more parasprites.
"Twilight, you have eaten all of your books, all of Spike's gems, all of Rarity's dresses, and all of Fluttershy's animals!" roared Dash happily when she saw Twilight. "And you're eating my wings!"
But Twilight was too busy eating feathers to care. Afterward, she puked up yet more parasprites.
"Twilight, you have eaten all of your books, all of Spike's gems, all of Rarity's dresses, all of Fluttershy's animals, and all of Dashie's wings!" sobbed Pinkie anachronistically when she saw Twilight. "And you're eating my cupcakes!"
But Twilight was too busy eating sweets to care. Afterward, she puked up (yes, you guessed it) more parasprites.
"Twilight, you have eaten all of your books, all of Spike's gems, all of Rarity's dresses, all of Fluttershy's animals, all of Dash's wings, and all of Pinkie Pie's cupcakes!" cackled Applejack stupendously when she saw Twilight. "And you're eating my apples!"
But Twilight was too busy eating Sweet Apple Acres to care. Afterward, she puked up more parasprites and Applebloom.
That night, Twilight suddenly turned into a parasprite as she was going to bed.
"Oh, no!" she drooled scientifically. "I'm a parasprite!"
Classy fucking literature, right here.
They were was delicious.
Excellent read.
The level of detailed adverbage used in describing her friend's reactions was simply amazing, and the "(yes, you guessed it)" really made the reader feel involved in the story.
10/10 would read again. :paraspritesmile:
Best. One-shot. Ever.
I love at the end Twilight seems surprised at the fact she is a parasprite. You know Twilight, for a genius, your a real idiot
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she does all the parasprite stuff before she turns into one
It's like The Hungry, Hungry Caterpillar if My Little Pony and cocaine had been involved in its creation.
WTF LOL
And then she was banished to the Everfree Forest where Zecora turned her into soup.
LOL
And Applebloom
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That's the Shyamalan twist of the story, and I love it. You think she was one all along, but then at the end you find out she wasn't and have to go back and reimagine everything.