Hello there.
Don’t be shy.
That’s my job, you see.
I suppose this is the other side of that ‘fourth wall’ Pinkie Pie talks about sometimes. How fascinating.
Oh, how very rude of me. I haven’t even introduced myself. My name is Fluttershy. What’s yours?
...I see. I’m overwhelmingly pleased to make your acquaintance.
Well, not really. But I wouldn’t normally say that out loud. It would be ever so rude.
Between you and me... I don’t particularly like making the acquaintances of other ponies. They’re loud, obnoxious, and they grind away at my sanity like a millstone at flour. Not that I would ever be so unkind as to say that to any of my friends.
I’m a very kind pony, you must understand. It’s required of the Element of Kindness. Being kind, that is. In fact, saying I don’t really like being your friend is probably the most unkind thing I’ve done in ages. Lying to my friends every time they ask me if I care about them is also unkind, but I think it would be unkinder to tell the truth in this situation.
Besides... Kindness is a lot easier than unkindness. Ponies expect you to be nice to them, and they protect you later on. I rarely have to do anything myself. Kindness is its own reward!
It’s much harder to be unkind. To be unkind, you have to be mean.
To be mean, you have to be angry.
To be angry, you have to feel.
And I don’t do much of that.
Yes, I may not be a very caring pony... but I am a very kind one.
Holy shit.
Your Fluttershy is the worst kind of crazy.
And that's really saying something on my part. Follower of the Chaos Gods, after all.
Creepy. Cool though, I wouldn't mind seeing more of this concept.
My life in a nutshell..... but instead of being kind in order for people to defend me later on, I be kind so people will leave me alone
3403381 Chaos Gods you say? Are you referring to the `Dawn of War` Chaos? If you are, I love you forever.... just kidding, but it is awesome to see someone else whom is a fan of it.
Now I'm sad...
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Dem zebras
Don't worry Fluttershy, I think Applejack had a similar problem.
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Oh, "Dawn of War" is just the tip of the Warhammer 40,000 universe iceberg.
That feel when someone makes a valid point.
holy. shit. this is more like a creepypasta. dang.
thats so demented... I love it
I am favorting for this chapter.
Well, at least this explains Fluttershy's love of Discord. She's KIND, but she doesn't CARE at all. As long as Discord continues being kind, he can do whatever the hell he wants as long as he doesn't actively hurt anyone.