This story is a sequel to I'm normal, Twilight!

Since Twilight stopped worrying about Alex's behavior, his life in Equestria has gotten a little better. No, the ponies still can't pronounce his name correctly. But overall it's not bad

Until today, when Twilight and Spike have to go to Canterlot for some reason. They didn't dare leave fifteen-year-old Alex at home alone (They did the right thing). And the only one who agrees to take him in for a couple of nights is Applejack. Unfortunately for Alex, this pony doesn't really like the one thing about him that she plans to fix.

His fear of working.

Fizzlepop Berrytwist, now acclimated to Ponyville by Twilight's recommendation, was invited to a party for Gummy's birthday. She didn't want to go, but she went anyway, and found herself being alone, again. Like always.

Fortunately for her, a human by the name of Anon was not a fan of being alone. And he was going to make sure she wasn't alone any longer, even if it meant embarrassing her the whole time.

Art by TenebrisNoctus (source for direct link to picture).

Inspired by The Darkest Moment - Say Your Sorries (And Goodbyes).

Pre-read by: Chaospaladin and Rikkity.

There are a number of compounds the human body is incapable of synthesizing; these are found only in red meat. To save a dying human, Twilight asks her friends - except for Fluttershy - for advice.

There's a new guy. A bit weird. Calls himself "Anonymous", for some reason. Whatever, dude. A bit egg-headed, like my best friend Twi. They talk a lot about this or that. I can't really keep up with their nerd talk. Recently, they've been talking a lot about these things called "fossils". Rocks that used to be bones... or something. Legends about cool monsters that don't exist anymore tends to get lame when you start throwing around nerd words like "Holotypes" or "Taxonomy".

I'm a weather pony, not a paleontologist, paleobotanist, paleo... anything. I just hope Anon doesn't get any weird ideas in his head.

Alex. Fifteen years old. He got into Equestria a couple of months ago and has already been able to adapt quite well. At least he has a house and money. Unfortunately, he has several problems. For example, ponies almost never pronounce his name correctly. But among all the problems, there is the most serious one. Twilight Sparkle and her special attention to Alex's behavior. And today she crossed the line. Will Alex be able to get Twilight to leave him alone today?

It's been 10 months since Anon stumbled out of the Everfree, and as far as Rainbow was concerned, he was the coolest creature in Ponyville, except herself of course.

So when Rainbow sees smoke rising from the Libary Anon and Twilight were currently living, of course, she'd rush to the rescue, to save Twilight of course.

Massive thanks to Maonyman for letting me use their awesome work as the cover - https://derpibooru.org/profiles/Maonyman

Note - The name is purely because Anon doesn't have hooves, making a story about shoes is a concept someone else can write.

Bat ponies were a convenient hiding place. Few knew of their true nature, if they even really existed, so he could pretend to be one and get few hard questions. A pity one princess knew more than most, and would not be casually brushed aside.

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I was transported to Equestria a few months ago by form of cultists trying to invade Equestria who gave me the power to summon any kind of military weapon, equipment, and vehicle. I proceeded to shoot em all up and now I live here, In a moderate house in Canterlot. It was nice, instead for the lack of any form of modern technology around and THE CONSTANT SINGING OF THE LOCAL POPULIS! I can barely get a good nights sleep without the singing of some guy who hooked up with his fiancé, or getting his dream job or some shit like that. And It just gets worse with everyone else on the street joining in! So I vowed to go on a killing spree if I hear any more noise outside my bedroom window. Now, what's all this about a changeling invasion?

The intersection of love and eccentricity takes center stage as Andy Hunter, the Tony Hawk of Equestria, and Celestia, the illustrious princess, find themselves immersed in a romance that defies the conventional norms of their kingdom. Emanating sheer happiness, they stand as the paragon of joyous companionship, their connection serving as a beacon that bathes the entire kingdom in the warm hues of their shared affection.

However, when the expansive grandeur of the castle becomes Andy's temporary domain, the dynamics of their love story take an unexpected turn. Transforming the regal abode into an unconventional skatepark, Andy's audacious spirit knows no bounds. The echo of wheels rolling and the rhythmic clatter of skateboard tricks resound through the opulent corridors, as the castle itself becomes a canvas for his playful and carefree escapades.

Yet, Andy's penchant for thrill-seeking doesn't stop at skateboarding; he also introduces the vibrant whirl of a BMX into the royal mix. The juxtaposition of these energetic pursuits against the backdrop of the majestic castle creates a spectacle that, while unconventional, paints a vivid picture of their love—a tapestry woven with threads of spontaneity and shared enjoyment.

As the castle walls witness this exuberant metamorphosis, Luna, Celestia's enigmatic sister, finds herself caught in a whirlwind of conflicting emotions. The gravity-defying stunts and seemingly childlike indulgences of her sister's boyfriend stir a tumultuous cocktail of concern and bewilderment in Luna's heart. The dichotomy between the regality of the castle and the exuberance of Andy's exploits leaves Luna grappling with an internal struggle, torn between tradition and the unbridled spirit of love.

This story has nothing to do with The Chronicles of Andy hunter

It's more of an alternative scenario of what would happen if I were dating a princess instead of a regular pony.

Stink Beatle, or drone 007, was a changeling of the Badlands Hive! Well, was, you see, his Queen is an idiot and a bit of a psycho. So instead of partaking in a stupid idea, like invading the capital of the strongest nation that Equus has ever seen, he left the Hive to live amongst ponies in peace… Yeah no, that didn’t happen either. He somehow winds up in Canterlot shortly after the invasion… In the castle, under a Princess’s wing.

Doesn’t this just put a hole in your leg?