A secret unknown to any hornless pony, unicorn horns are made of candy. Pinkie Pie found out, and now she wants to try every flavor!

Warning: contains awkward moments and far too much non-consensual horn licking. Proceed at the risk of your horn and your dignity.

Available in Chinese, courtesy of Hell Organist.
Available in Russian, courtesy of boatOV.
Audio Reading by CaptainBron3y.
Second Audio Reading by Kanjigirl.
Featured on Equestria Daily.

Based on this story:
Pegasus Wings Are Made Of Ice Cream
The Taste Of Madness
Lyra's Candy Shoppe
Candy Is Made Of Unicorn Horns
How Many Licks?
To Prevent Horn Decay
Unicorn Horns Are Made of Heroin
Over His Dead Body
A Luscious Loophole
Dr. Doofenshirtz's Sweet Revenge
That Thing We Do
#DealWithIt
Unicorn Horns are...
Unicorn Horns Are Loaded With Calories
Charlie The Unicorn's Horn Is Made Of Candy

Rarity explains to Sweetie Belle what the Cutie Mark Crusaders saw when they walked in on her and Applejack.

It was totally innocent. Really!

There is now a Spanish translation of this story, courtesy of Spaniard Kiwi

Twilight asks Celestia for romantic advice.

You know, for a friend.

There is now a Spanish translation of this story, courtesy of Spaniard Kiwi

In the flush of youth, neither Twilight nor her friends stopped to think about the consequences of immortality.
Now, many years later, she must face her fears and say her final goodbyes.

Cover art by Dreampaw.

Pinkie Pie. Most ponies know her as the fun loving party pony. Others think she is a crazy unpredictable menace. Pinkie has had her moments, some better than others. Is she really crazy, or is she just misunderstood?

As of 6-13-13 more info added to end. Explains things more. Thanks again for all the support

Twilight knows something's up when Pinkie asks her for help with writing. But what harm could it do? Writing always was one of her favourite subjects...

Twilight's been...thinking about Pinkie Pie recently. She keeps control of it, afraid of what her friends might do if they find out. But when Pinkie suddenly starts trying to understand the recent arrival to Ponyville better, Twilight may be fighting a losing battle...

Raucous content, but not enough to justify a "Sex" tag, I don't think.

Twilight is awoken one morning by Pinkie Pie, who brings urgent news of a disaster. Knowing Pinkie Pie, Twilight assumes that it's nothing horribly serious, but knows better than to ignore Pinkie when she says something's up.

However, not everything is as it is let on by the boisterous party pony.

For Zaid ValRoa.

Pinkie likes Twilight. Twilight likes Pinkie. They're star gazing together under the moon. Cheesy romance obviously has to occour.

Hope this fanfics is enjoyable for everyone who reads it. Feedback is highly appriciated, specially if I learn something from it :P

Thanks a lot to NotTheOP for editing for me once again, go give him some love!

Thanks to Jesse175 for helping me out whenever I wrote myself into a corner. Also he deserves all credit for the title! He's a good friend of mine and you guys should go check him out :)

Twilight and Pinkie reminisce about their hidden feelings for each other, and finally decide to do something about it. However, Twilight's nightmares only get worse the closer they become.