Even now, weeks later, Twilight was still unable to properly explain what possessed her into taking that first bite.

She double, triple, and quadruple checked the spell, and it went off perfectly. Well, as perfectly as a full-body transformation into a dragon could go.

She just didn't expect gemstones to be so tasty...

Featured on 7/28/2018! Thanks a bunch everypony!!!!

Now with an audio reading by the talented Skijarama (AKA Tone Shift). Thanks a bunch!

After a freak accident involving Princess Celestia, a magically powered sneeze with golden glitter, and a pony that guides air traffic, Air Marshal is now an Alicorn. Will he become a prince? Nope.

Proofread by Titanicgaming360 and tkepner.

I doubt anyone will ever get this message. Even if someone does, I seriously doubt anyone will actually be able to do anything about it. For the most part, I'm just venting here. I would love to be proven wrong, though.

My name is Mike Hassenfeld. Some time ago, I was an unexceptional man living an unexceptional life whose only worry was forcing myself out of bed in time to make it to work. One day, however, I opened the front door of my apartment and found myself in another universe.

I quickly discovered that I and my apartment had fallen through a crack in reality and have been thrust into a whole bunch of alternate versions of Equestria from My Little Pony.

Now, I bet I know what you're thinking. "Mike, what are you complaining about? That's like the majority of the stories on this site! What, are you going to meet the Mane 6 and discover the magic of friendship?"

I'm still holding out hope that that scenario will happen to me one day. Instead, I've been attacked by deranged killers, imprisoned by mad sorcerers, and been stranded in hostile wastelands. I've been attacked by Changelings, xenophobic ponies who want to forcibly turn me into one of them, comic-book supervillains, and insane cannibals. About the only thing keeping me from going insane (if I haven't already) is an alien amoeba who is serving as my roommate. Again, I'm not a hundred percent sure I'm not insane and living in a lunatic asylum.

It hasn't been all bad, though. I like to think I've done some good along the way. I know I've saved more than a few ponies' lives in my journeys, overthrown some tyrants, maybe even saved a couple worlds.

And I can't remember the last time I've had to sit through a car insurance commercial. That's got to count for something, right?

Chrysalis' scheme has borne fruit. United by bribes and promises, the leaders of each nation have come with her to deliver an ultimatum: surrender Equestria, or face hopeless war with their combined armies.

So why does Celestia look to Chrysalis with a gentle, mourning gaze? And why is Chrysalis afraid?

Flurry Heart accidentally finds her special talent one day at the Crystal Palace. She discovers she can speak the long lost language of “Ou-wou”. Or at least, that’s what her parents are saying in public. They'll probably never talk about this again.

Man, I dunno anymore.

This story is a sequel to The Flower Mare: Seele

Schneeblume Herbstlicht—Ponyville's newer Flower Mare—was a withdrawn, grizzled earth pony veteran of the The Great War. It took the determination and attentiveness of the three Crusaders over several years to help Schnee slowly find peace in her tumultuous mind, and life. But it turns out, in a manner of speaking, there is one more battle that must be concluded.

And to lay to rest some more of her demons that have haunted her healing mind, Schnee realizes she must once-more return to where her journey through Tartarus began: back home.

Two-chapter, third and final installment of 'The Flower Mare' series.
Unlike my previous stories that had sequels, this is one that I highly recommend reading the previous two prequels for better world filling.

Cover art by the wonderfully talented pridark, sourced to her DA.

Pinkie Pie's simple morning ritual threatens to shatter her very perception of reality, life, and choice in breakfast cereal.

This is PresentPerfect's fault.

During her latest visit with Sunset Shimmer, Starlight glimmer inquires innocently about the human world's economic status. Sunset Shimmer decides to teach her the old-fashioned way: learning via experience.

Little does she realize what she's about to cause.

Featured July 18th-??? 2018 (I wasn't paying attention...)

Princess Cadance and Prince Shining Armor ask their mutual bedmate Chrysalis to bring them coffee. What they get seemingly defies the laws of known physics and is likely unfit for consumption. This doesn’t stop them.

Based off a noodle incident out of Breaking in to Avoid Being Broken that seemed too be good to be simply left as that.

Thanks to Tired Old Man, Nova Quill/Firimil, and
Steel Resolvefor their edits and suggestions and, of course, coffee.

Being wished away from one world, and forcing itself into another was rather easy. Corrupting wishes and bringing misery was really fun too. The Shikon no Tama is in Equestria, and I think you can guess how well it goes.
(You don't have to know anything about Inuyasha to read this. But I think I put a nice spin on the 'Villian ends up in Equestria' yeah?)