Granny Smith can be summed up in several ways: wise matriarch of the Apple Family, experienced farmer and mother, and that old coot who shouldn't be left in the sun for too long.

Unfortunately for the fearsome Storm King, he's about to find out what happens when she is left in the sun for far, far too long.

“On the longest day of the thousandth year, the stars will aid in her escape.”

Celestia was prepared to face Nightmare Moon in battle.

What she wasn't prepared for was to face her in a hospital bed.

Can be read both as a standalone and as a spiritual semi-sequel to “The Nightmare Crumples” by Eruantalon. Cover image courtesy of FluffyMixer, used with permission. Now has a Russian translation!

Caution: Story may contain cheese, overly dramatic moments, and a happy ending despite the 'sad' tag.

A loving girlfriend, a cozy home to where you're always eager to return, loyal friends and favourite college course. It is like living in a dream... until you realise how fragile it is and how easily the most sacred dream can be shattered.

A horrible traffic collision took away Twilight's life instantly, leaving Sunset broken and depressed. If not for her friends and professor's help and understanding, she'd have followed her soulmate. Eventually she even started to accept the loss, until...

One call at the morning have changed everything.

Twilight does some research into her tried and true teleportation spell.

Feared by everyone, including her family. Pinkanema was locked away.
She would close her eyes and put herself somewhere happier. But when her imagination turns against her. The person she least expects....comes to save her.

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Cover: _FORGET U REALITY_by Morra-chan on DeviantArt

The Griffin empire has gone too far this time. I mean, they can't even spell their own name in the proper Equestrian way! Frustrated with treaties and negotiations that go nowhere, Princess Celestia decides to blow off a little steam the only way she knows how -- bashing in her plates with her sister.

Cover Art Clickbait by Zutheskunk, because I'm lazy.
Rated T for Tea

Apologies to Dinoguy1000 for pre-reading.

Starlight Glimmer. Trixie Lulamoon. Tempest Shadow. Three ponies that are definitely really great with foals. But there's no way they'll mess this up, right? They just have to keep Flurry Heart out of trouble for one night - what could happen in a couple hours?

Just a quick comedy bit I wrote for fun. Remember to like subscribe and send dominos pizza points for exclusive pictures of me eating pizza.

Celestia has never used her full power.

Ever.

But that might be about to change. Chrysalis has contacted her and requested a meeting out in the middle of nowhere. Celestia expects a trap. In fact, she's hoping for it.

Featured: Because you guys are way too nice to me. Thank you all!

Now with a Spanish translation: https://www.deviantart.com/spaniard-kiwi/art/Un-mundo-de-fosforos-923171362

One does not simply blaspheme the princess's tits.

Consequences may include, but are not limited to, snuggling, court-martial, and third-degree burns. And not necessarily in that order.

Entry for the Comedy (Is Serious Business) contest.

The selected prompt was "We learned something hot."

It's Spa Day, and Tempest Shadow has been invited!

It's not like she can't remember the last time she relaxed or anything.

Nope.

An entry into Aragon's "Comedy Is Serious Business" Contest. Check out the rest of the stories entered!

Edited by the glamorous Not Enough Coffee!

Pre-read by the amazing FamousLastWords and outstanding Wand3r3r3!

Any other mistakes, please PM me, so as not to clutter the comments section. Thank you for reading!~