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Amethyst_Dawn


A good story displays a moral, the best ones attach you to the characters who display them.

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Granny Smith can be summed up in several ways: wise matriarch of the Apple Family, experienced farmer and mother, and that old coot who shouldn't be left in the sun for too long.

Unfortunately for the fearsome Storm King, he's about to find out what happens when she is left in the sun for far, far too long.

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:applejackconfused: Granny you did what to who now?

Old folks for the win! This is why they always stated that you should respect your elders. They may be old, but they know how to hit it where it hurts the most.

Headcannon... Accepted.

Hahahhahahhahahah.

This is way funnier then it deserves to be!

King rolled his eyes, and turned to face her, starting to regret hiring giant honey badgers as his minions. They couldn't even speak Basic Ponish, for goodness sake!

This was way funnier than it had any right to be.

"Yes, I can see that it's a bobble-head, Kathrine."

The name gets me too, I have to admit.:rainbowwild:

Still could have gone through a list of "g" names instead so it's probably for the best we didn't go there.:pinkiecrazy:

Genny, Gwendolyn, Ginger... All the old G names.

The howl of pain that followed her violent action was heard across Canterlot.

I don't even care for these jokes, but the build up and timing is pretty good here.

"At least that old lady won't be able to torment me anymore..."

I knew where that was going the moment it switched to his death scene and it didn't disappoint. Have a laugh on me.:rainbowlaugh:

Mostly inspired by some people criticizing the MLP Movie for taking place in just one day.

Wait that was a actual criticism? Sigh.:facehoof:

Great story though.

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