When Pinkie Pie is charged by Rarity to promote her cloth dyeing competition, she does it in one of the many methods she is familiar with.

She trots around town with a huge sign strapped to her back. However, reactions seem to be mostly panicky... there couldn't be any reason for that, could there?

Twilight Sparkle gets even with Pinkie for what the pink filly thought was just an innocent practical joke, but the payback is a little too harsh. But, actually, is such a soft thing like cotton candy really that harsh?

It's bathtime for some of the young characters, and who else but you gets to wash them? Each filly and colt has a different personality, though, and some of them REALLY hate baths!

Cover by ~strabArybrick on deviantart

Because of the CT limit, I used the "other" tag. But keep in mind that there will be many ponies here.

For Derpy Hooves, it seems like every day gets worse than before. Her whole life she has been seen as nothing but a rolling disaster. She's seen as a clueless, quirky, messed up pony, simply due to her walleyed disability. How can she possibly hope to erase the stereotypes she was assigned? For Derpy, it's impossible.

Impossible, that is, until she chances into a certain purple unicorn. Will this meeting be yet another failure, or could it be the opportunity she's been looking for, and how could that opportunity affect her life?

I'd like to thank slip_stitch for being both an editor and a proofreader for me. Without her help, this story would literally be one giant punctuation error.
Also, thanks to Ardensfax for giving me the inspiration to try my hand at writing, Tobyc for putting a massive amount of work into a tvtropes page dedicated to the story, and Perilian for the massive amount of encouragement that kept me motivated enough to work my hardest at writing.

With a giant thanks to Kevinltk, Address Unknown is now available in both ePub and mobi formats! If you would like to download them, they are available here:

ePub - Teen (Clop Free)
mobi - Teen (Clop Free)

Cover art designed by Novel Idea

And, for everyone out there that enjoys Address Unknown, I have been honored to have a dramatic reading done by HanaYoriUta!

Here are the links, in 3 separate installments:
Chapters 1-15
Chapters 16-30
Clop Chapters

After Twilight Sparkle discovers a new book of pick-up-lines, she wants to bring her friends closer by complimenting them with cheesy lines.

And it does more than bring them closer...

After a tragic accident, Miss. Cheerilee is left sick and can't teach her class. Pinkie Pie decides to take over the class temporary for the day and teaches them all about Physics. Will this be a normal lesson or something crazy from the party mare.

"We have to be brave now, Scootaloo," Dash said. "Just close your eyes, and it'll be all over by the time you open them again."

Twilight Sparkle starts to develop strange and alarming symptoms after learning that Rainbow Dash helped her earn her cutie mark.

Hey! Pinkie Pie here! I'm gonna show you how to completely be just like me! With these methods, you'll master the art of breaking the fourth wall, walking on air, "Bugs Bunny" Method, and other logic killing techniques. That's a Pinkie Pie promise!

Hey you guys! I'm Pinkie Pie! Party planner and baker from Sugarcube Corner? Or, as others know me, Pinkamena, the murderer from the story "Cupcakes"... I DO NOT APPROVE OF THIS! It's a lie! A lie I tell you, a lie!!! Ever since that mysterious little story popped up at the library, everybody has been running away from me and acting all cray-cray! So sit down with Auntie Pinkie, and I'll tell you how one story could ruin a pony's life... Oh yeah, and I'M NOT A MURDERER!

My first ever one-shot. This is my little parody of "Cupcakes". Since everybody (or pony) always makes prequels and sequels and takes on the story, I thought I'd do my own (with a completely different concept)... I hope you enjoy.