Chapter 5: Is This Real Life
Pinkie Pie teaches Physics FINAL CHAPTER!
*...GAK GAK GAK GAK*
Wow, now that was a long commercial break.
Silly bronies haven't you figured it out yet, the gak commercials were only just a reference to me Pinkie, for I am gak!
Shush you, the minds of our readers are already broken enough, let’s give them closure. This story has been slaking on for way too much. Where were we, oh yeah.
Now that the Cutie Marke Crusaders were all facing backwards they could see that in front of them lay another Pinkie Pie.
“Hah I got you,” Says the other Pinkie Pie
“Buhl what how” the Cutie Mark Crusaders were confused at what they were seeing. They look back and forth at each Pinkie Pie hoping that it isn’t true.
“There are two of them, how can this be possible!” exclaims Scootaloo.
“It isn’t, because you’re all dreaming! Haha Now wakey wakey sleepy fillies! Time to rise up!” Both Pinkie Pies giggle in unison. The two Pinkie Pies hold up their hooves and clop them together.
*BUZZ* *BUZZ*
Sweetie belle jolts awake at the sound of her alarm. “Uh… WHAT WAS IN THAT SOUP!” was the only thing Sweetie Belle can say after she just having one of the weirdest dreams to date.
“Sweetie Belle, time for you to go to school.” Rarity announces to her from the bottom of the stairs.
Well I have to go to school now and see what other crazy things Pinkie Pie has in store for us. Sweetie Belle thinks to herself. “Coming Rarity.” She replies back while getting out of bed to get ready for their next day of school
At the school
“Wait a minute, you had that same crazy dream too?” Scootaloo asks Applebloom.
“Yea…I did.” Applebloom answers. “Yours have Pinkie Pie breaking the laws of gravity.”
While waiting for school to start, Scootaloo and Applebloom talk about a crazy dream they had.
“So Pinkie Pie made everything float in your dream?” Scootaloo
“Yea, she did. Ah was so confused as to what was going on. I was actually happy that it was a dream.”
“Hey there guys!” Sweetie Belle yells across the school courtyard and making her way to see her friends. “So what are you guys talking about?”
Scootaloo is the first to answer. “Well me and Applebloom…”
“Applebloom and I.” Sweetie Belle corrects.
“Stop being a dictionary!” Scootaloo says a little bit tick off. “As I was saying, we were talking about some weird dream that we had.”
“Did it involve Pinkie Pie breaking the laws of gravity and making everything float?” Sweetie Belle asks the other two.
“Yea it did.” Applebloom replies. “That is weird. We’ve all had the same dream.”
“Maybe it was something we ate?” Scootaloo reasoned.
“But that doesn’t explain what happened yesterday.” Sweetie Belle muses.
“With that book incident, she did break the laws of gravity.” Scootaloo says.
“I think that it was an elaborate prank Pinkie Pie did.” Sweetie Belle states.
Applebloom notices Pinkie Pie walking to the school building. “There she is.” Applebloom tells the gang. “Let’s ask her about what happened yesterday with the book.” The other two crusaders nod in agreement. They all approach the party mare who was humming a song in her head.
“Pinkie Pie, how did you make the book float yesterday?” Sweetie Belles asks.
“How did I do what?” Pinkie Pie confusedly said.
“You know, make the book fly around and do crazy things.” Scootaloo hints.
“I have no idea on WHAT you are talking about.” Pinkie Pie repeated. “Is it a new type of book? I should tell Twilight after school!”
The cutie Mark crusaders were confused at Pinkie Pie response.
“So what you are saying is…that you told the class the Physics is where everything floats…” Sweetie Belle starts.
“…That you made a book float off the ground…”
“…and that ya made it go crazy and have it flew out of the classroom.” Applebloom finishes.
Pinkie Pie thought about it for a while. She came to a conclusion. “Nope, can’t say I have. But that would be a super duper extravagant idea for a prank!” then she just bounced her way into the school building.
“Did we dream that as well?” Scootaloo asks the others.
“I guess so; I mean…it is pretty impossible for a book like that to float, even by Pinkie Pie standards.” Sweetie Belle states.
“Ya that does sound pretty far-fetched.” Applebloom agrees.
“Yea it does, and speaking about gravity, I got this brand new idea we should try out,” Scootaloo tells them while they head into the school building. “How do you feel about getting a cliff jumping cutie marks?
“Yea! We haven’t tried that yet.” Applebloom agrees.
The crusaders go inside the school and talk about preparing for their next attempt in getting their cutie marks.
Meanwhile in the skies above ponyville, Derpy Hooves is contently flying with a bag of muffin in her mouth.
“These muffins from the Sugarcube Corner are my favorite. I can’t wait to eat them when I get home.” She cheerfully munches on one of the succulent muffins.
While in her happy state, she didn’t notice the flying book heading towards her. She hits her face against the book, which causes her to yelp in pain and drop her muffins.
“My muffins!” she yells and starts to fly as fast, although awkwardly, to her falling box of muffins while the book just floats away in the sky.
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Just finished the placeholder chapter and you grace me with a conclusion to this
. You were right in your belief that it is a bit of a predictable ending but then again I don't really think I could see it ending any other way. It was a fun read and for that you earned my thumbs and favorite. Keep on writing, it's always good to have a slice of random to read among all the serious stories which can make me depressed.
P.S. first ^.^ (sorry I just had to :D)
So... it was all a dream?
I didn't even realize it!
2312794 Yes it was...DUN DUN DUN!
Normally I'd chastise you for using the most clichéd cop-out into the world, but in this case it actually works quite well. You can really explain a lot away by involving Pinkie Pie in things. Good story; thumbs up.
2312812 Thanks but as I said, it wasn't my idea...I wrote the story, excerp1 is the person who asked me to write it
it wasn't a dream... PINKIE MADE THEM THINK IT WAS A DREAM!
2312977 DREAMCEPTION!
2313189 THE FLYING BOOK IS THE PROOF... AND IT MADE DERPY LOSE HER MUFFINS!
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Might wanna revise the grammar a bit; I found more mistakes than I feel comfortable typing on a phone.
lol wut
2314311 Sorry...i don't have an editor...I use microsoft word to fix my mistakes but can only do so much.
I knew it was a dream, but...
Why did it have to end?! Even if I thought it already had.
But...
You. Write Things. Now.
2314412 well the sorry about that...all good things must come to an end! sorry PLEASE FORGIVE ME
It was all a dream?....WHAT THE FU-im OK with that...better than when twilight saga did it
2314623 what...I read the series...when was there a dream sequence...I read all the books!
Well, IMO (for what it is worth), a couple things keep this from being the run-of-the-mill "all just dream" copout.
One, it was forshadowed by a common "giveaway" for dreaming that we somehow tend to miss while dreaming, being very tired and sleepy in the dream (something a lot of "all just a dream" stories fail to do, so it feels like an asspull/copout). Two, given what Pinkie had already done while they were awake, the sequence didn't seem to come so far out of nowhere that I instantly thought "It's a dream". I actually had to think about it for a bit. Three, it was a shared dream, always a nice twist to make you wonder whether it really happened or not. Four, and possibly most importantly, Pinkie Pie was involved.
So yea, it was a predictable and clichéd ending, but, these points (again, IMO) keep it from being a "tired-old", bad, lazy ending that would of been a huge letdown; it didn't discredit the fiction.
And yea, development hell sucks.
2315023 Well it wasn't in devolpment hell but i didn't want to post the final chapter because of some of the reasons you stated...I was afraid that it would suck and that people would hate it. Also other complicated issues i would not like to divulge.
I like this ending ^_^
Have one of these!
2313239 Yes, it is the proof that they are all in the Matrix, and must choose the red or blue muffin. Deroy is The One.
2314652
movie and i guess it was more of a vision of what wouldve happened if war broke out
2315241
...And then, she choose the rainbow muffin... AND THE MATRIX CRASHED IN A BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH
2314453 You are forgiven. Just... Bless us with more of your words.
What is this...wat
I reject this ending, NO! THIS IS NOT THE REAL LIFE.
Nice reference though.
...Yes.
Okay I am satisfied. The randomness from the past few chapters was getting frustrating, but it's okay since it was all a dream. Which is what I was hoping for all along. So, overall, this was not a bad read. It would have been more enjoyable for me probably if I could've read it all in one go but meh whatever.
You have salvaged your upvote and fav from me.
Wow...wow...WOW...wow? This is something I'd expect from Lewis Carroll.
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