Pinkie Teaches Physics and Stuff Happens

by Yuki Harima


Chapter 5: Is This Real Life

Pinkie Pie teaches Physics FINAL CHAPTER!

*...GAK GAK GAK GAK*

Wow, now that was a long commercial break.

Silly bronies haven't you figured it out yet, the gak commercials were only just a reference to me Pinkie, for I am gak!

Shush you, the minds of our readers are already broken enough, let’s give them closure. This story has been slaking on for way too much. Where were we, oh yeah.


Now that the Cutie Marke Crusaders were all facing backwards they could see that in front of them lay another Pinkie Pie.

“Hah I got you,” Says the other Pinkie Pie

“Buhl what how” the Cutie Mark Crusaders were confused at what they were seeing. They look back and forth at each Pinkie Pie hoping that it isn’t true.

“There are two of them, how can this be possible!” exclaims Scootaloo.

“It isn’t, because you’re all dreaming! Haha Now wakey wakey sleepy fillies! Time to rise up!” Both Pinkie Pies giggle in unison. The two Pinkie Pies hold up their hooves and clop them together.


*BUZZ* *BUZZ*

Sweetie belle jolts awake at the sound of her alarm. “Uh… WHAT WAS IN THAT SOUP!” was the only thing Sweetie Belle can say after she just having one of the weirdest dreams to date.

“Sweetie Belle, time for you to go to school.” Rarity announces to her from the bottom of the stairs.

Well I have to go to school now and see what other crazy things Pinkie Pie has in store for us. Sweetie Belle thinks to herself. “Coming Rarity.” She replies back while getting out of bed to get ready for their next day of school


At the school

“Wait a minute, you had that same crazy dream too?” Scootaloo asks Applebloom.

“Yea…I did.” Applebloom answers. “Yours have Pinkie Pie breaking the laws of gravity.”

While waiting for school to start, Scootaloo and Applebloom talk about a crazy dream they had.

“So Pinkie Pie made everything float in your dream?” Scootaloo

“Yea, she did. Ah was so confused as to what was going on. I was actually happy that it was a dream.”

“Hey there guys!” Sweetie Belle yells across the school courtyard and making her way to see her friends. “So what are you guys talking about?”

Scootaloo is the first to answer. “Well me and Applebloom…”

“Applebloom and I.” Sweetie Belle corrects.

“Stop being a dictionary!” Scootaloo says a little bit tick off. “As I was saying, we were talking about some weird dream that we had.”

“Did it involve Pinkie Pie breaking the laws of gravity and making everything float?” Sweetie Belle asks the other two.

“Yea it did.” Applebloom replies. “That is weird. We’ve all had the same dream.”

“Maybe it was something we ate?” Scootaloo reasoned.

“But that doesn’t explain what happened yesterday.” Sweetie Belle muses.

“With that book incident, she did break the laws of gravity.” Scootaloo says.

“I think that it was an elaborate prank Pinkie Pie did.” Sweetie Belle states.

Applebloom notices Pinkie Pie walking to the school building. “There she is.” Applebloom tells the gang. “Let’s ask her about what happened yesterday with the book.” The other two crusaders nod in agreement. They all approach the party mare who was humming a song in her head.

“Pinkie Pie, how did you make the book float yesterday?” Sweetie Belles asks.

“How did I do what?” Pinkie Pie confusedly said.

“You know, make the book fly around and do crazy things.” Scootaloo hints.

“I have no idea on WHAT you are talking about.” Pinkie Pie repeated. “Is it a new type of book? I should tell Twilight after school!”

The cutie Mark crusaders were confused at Pinkie Pie response.

“So what you are saying is…that you told the class the Physics is where everything floats…” Sweetie Belle starts.

“…That you made a book float off the ground…”

“…and that ya made it go crazy and have it flew out of the classroom.” Applebloom finishes.

Pinkie Pie thought about it for a while. She came to a conclusion. “Nope, can’t say I have. But that would be a super duper extravagant idea for a prank!” then she just bounced her way into the school building.

“Did we dream that as well?” Scootaloo asks the others.

“I guess so; I mean…it is pretty impossible for a book like that to float, even by Pinkie Pie standards.” Sweetie Belle states.

“Ya that does sound pretty far-fetched.” Applebloom agrees.

“Yea it does, and speaking about gravity, I got this brand new idea we should try out,” Scootaloo tells them while they head into the school building. “How do you feel about getting a cliff jumping cutie marks?

“Yea! We haven’t tried that yet.” Applebloom agrees.

The crusaders go inside the school and talk about preparing for their next attempt in getting their cutie marks.

Meanwhile in the skies above ponyville, Derpy Hooves is contently flying with a bag of muffin in her mouth.

“These muffins from the Sugarcube Corner are my favorite. I can’t wait to eat them when I get home.” She cheerfully munches on one of the succulent muffins.

While in her happy state, she didn’t notice the flying book heading towards her. She hits her face against the book, which causes her to yelp in pain and drop her muffins.

“My muffins!” she yells and starts to fly as fast, although awkwardly, to her falling box of muffins while the book just floats away in the sky.