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// Story: Pinkie Pie teaches physics and stuff happens
// Chapter 2: Repercussions
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“Well, that was weird” Sweetie Belle states. The Cutie Mark Crusaders are walking to their clubhouse while talking about the weird events that transpired earlier that day.
“Ah know.” Applebloom agrees, “How did Pinkie Pie get the book to float in the air?”
“Remember guys, this is Pinkie Pie we’re talking about.” Scootaloo says. “Nothing she does makes sense.”
“Yep, Pinkie Pie sure has a way of making things weird.” Applebloom agrees.
“What I don’t understand is what Pinkie told us about gravity,” Sweetie Belle ponders, “She told us that ‘gravity is what makes everything float’, but right now we aren’t floating.”
“Can we just drop the subject on it for now!” Scootaloo shouts angrily at the two. Applebloom and Sweetie Belle recoil from the outburst, looking offended. “I don’t feel like talking about it. All this science talk is making my head hurt.”
“Well ya have to talk to somepony about it for homework” Applebloom deadpans.
Scootaloo just stops in her tracks and stands there. She facehoofs at the realization of having to do homework. “Augh…I forgot about that,” comes the groan, “Now I have to go ask somepony about the crazy things Pinkie Pie told us in class today. I might as well not do it.”
After hearing what Scootaloo said, Sweetie Belle agrees with her. “Yea, I think Pinkie Pie is just pulling a prank on us.”
Applebloom nods her head in agreement. “Yea, that Pinkie Pie is always pullin’ pranks on everypony.”
They reach the path to the apple orchard that leads to Applebloom’s house. “Well ah gotta go now. I see you guys tomorrow.”
“Alright I’ll see you tomorrow.” Scootaloo replied.
“Yea see you later!” Sweetie Belle waves goodbye to her friends.
Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle part ways and head to their respective homes.
Location: Sweet Apple Acres
As soon as the Apple family finishes their evening chores, as with every night, they sit down for a lovely dinner of traditional apple pie, Granny Smith style. Applejack notices her sister’s downtrodden mood when Applebloom hardly touches her food, seemingly preferring to just stare at it.
“So…” Applejack swallows her food, “why are ya down in the dumps today Applebloom?”
“Well…”Applebloom starts, “Ms. Cheerilee was out sick today so Pinkie Pie taught our class today.”
“Well it couldn’t have been that bad.” Applejack said.
Applebloom doesn’t say anything. She gives her sister the “Are you kidding me!?” stare that could even rival Fluttershy’s.
“Oh…that bad.” Applejack understood. “Well don’t worry about whatever she said too much, I bet it’s just Pinkie Pie bein’ herself.”
“Well you’re right about Pinkie Pie bein’ herself.” Applebloom utters roughly to herself.
“Well then, why don’t ya wash up and head to bed early. You’ll need it if Pinkie Pie will be teaching again tomorrow.” Applejack says.
Applebloom yawns, “I guess y’er right. I might as well go to bed. This day was exhaustin’ for me.” She grabs her plate and puts it in the sink. Heading for the stairs, she says. “I’m goin’ to bed. Night y’all.”
“Night Applebloom” They reply back.
Location: Scoot’s House
“Man… what a day.” Scootaloo yawns, “I can’t believe Pinkie Pie did that today.”
She yawns again.
“I guess spending all of last night practicing flying has really got to me. I might as well just go to bed right now.”
She walks upstairs to her room and instantly falls asleep on her bed.
Dreaming about flying in the air with her idol.
Location: Carousel Boutique
Eating a simple dandelion soup, yet delectable and well-prepared, Sweetie Belle is sitting at the dinner table with her sister Rarity.
“So how was your day today, dearie?” Rarity asks before levitating a spoonful of soup and taking a very ladylike sip from it.
“It was terrible, Pinkie Pie substituted for Ms. Cheerilee today.” Sweetie Belle sadly states.
“Oh, come now Sweetie Belle. It couldn’t have been that bad.” Rarity chuckles.
"She made us all run around because of this crazy floating chicken book" Sweetie deadpans.
"Well… that's Pinkie alright. Try not to worry dear, I'm sure it will all be fine," says Rarity with a sympathetic smile, "now time for you to bed.”
Sweetie Belle yawns, “I might as well. I’m going to need all rest I can get if Pinkie will be substituting tomorrow too.” Sweetie walks up to the stairs towards her bedroom.
“Good night Rarity” she yawns.
“Good night Sweetie Belle and don’t let the bed bugs bite.” Rarity replies her to sister as she heads up to her room.
The next day, each of the Cutie Mark Crusaders takes a separate path to school. For some unexplainable reason they were feeling very sleepy this particular morning, so they barely paid any attention to their surroundings on the way there.
As they met on the school grounds they gave their usual greeting to each other and then started heading to the entrance.
Scootaloo yawns, “I am so tired today. I couldn’t sleep last night.”
“You too Scoots?” Applebloom tiredly asks, “I didn’t sleep well last night either.
“Me neither!” Sweetie Belle squeaks half of her usual squeak. The bags of her eyes are visible to the other two.
“Well that’s not good,” Scootaloo lazily states, “we won’t be able to keep up with any of Pinkie’s antics.”
“Well it can’t get worst from yesterday.” Sweetie points out, “What Pinkie Pie did that day tops any abnormal thing she’s ever done.”
“Yea, I’d have ta agree with ya on that Sweets,” Applebloom agrees, “That is really hard to beat.”
“Yea, it’s not like she can make the school float or anything weird like…OMF!” Scootaloo stops abruptly after walking face first into some solid barrier. “Ow… WHAT IN TARNATION!?”
“Hey, that’s mah line Scoots, get your own!”Applebloom shouts back to her friend.
Being still a bit groggy, the CMC rub their eyes to clear of the residual sleep, to be sure they were seeing clearly. Their jaws drop as a collective and they can’t believe their eyes. They could now see that, in fact, the thing Scootaloo ran into was the stairs of the school... Which were now floating in midair along with it.
*dramatic break*
And here's chapter 2, hopefully it will come up to the expectations even if it's a little rough.
Fic related:
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On a side note, I made a bet with Yuki and if the fic gets featured let's just say that his ringtone from now on shall be tad more "romantic". (EDIT: SUCCESS!)
1590630 fixed it, thanks for that
I would give ANYTHING to have Pinkie as a teacher
CANT. STOP. LAUGHING!!!!!!!!!!!
I havent read this but I will but before anything all i know that life is a game, and Pinkie Pie has cheat codes enabled
...what?
OH MY GOD! PINKIE CANT TEACH PHYSICS?!?!? SHE DOESNT EVEN OBEY PHYSICS HALF OF THE TIME, HOW CAN SHE TEACH IT? WHY AM I KEYBOARD-SCREAMING?
i broke the gravity....
Pinkie do i need to RESTATE what i just said about you breaking all know physics like i did in the last chapter.
Not to mention i think you just relieced the Bananna queen.
1590721 So you are willing to give up your sanity
1590879 I found it hard to write this
1590936 You are right...I at this statement
1591090 umm...good thing or a bad thing...
1591217 wait...you broke it?
1591376 Describe a day when she didn't break anything illogical
Well then... I like the story so far...
What I still don't understand is how the fuck the featured system works.
My fic got more views in the same time period as yours and had a highly favorable like/dislike ratio. Yet, no feature.
That said this story kicks ass. Fav'd, and upvote.
1591392 Fiend thou art trying to make my brain explode well it won't work
Pinkie Pie teaching physics?
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1591392 What sanity?
Pinkie Pie teaching physics? DEAR GOD!!!! We're gong to have loads of children flying around and warping to different places in Ponyville! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!
1591876 As Poultron might say: Dunno, ask knighty.
1591217
1591392
I don't know.... comical thing?
Is Discord around?
Discord: It is your secound day as teacher, and you already send the school flying, I m sooooo proud of you Pinkie, once I get free, we will show this world the true meaning of chaos.
PinkiePie: No no no Discord, once you get out, you will be my student and attent " how to use chaos to make others smile " class, or I will ground you in stone again.
1591701 Well I hope you like what we have in store for you guys
1591876...yea I don't know how it works either....I think it might have to do with ratio of views to favorites
1591893 I'm not...Pinkie is making your head explode
1592165 Don't shoot the writer! the director came up with the idea and the plot...story plot...I just wrote the thing
1592490 hmmm...another crazy Pinkie Pie idea...excerpt1...future idea
Well this is going to be...werid. Eyeup!!!
Pinkie Pie and Physics........
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>>mfw pinkie pie
Extra "i" in the word physics in the description.
This is a good story, but it feels a little rushed, especially when the Applebloom and Sweetie Belle tell thier big sisters about thier day at school. Rarity and AJ would have had a lot more to say then what they did, at least IMO.
1593349 Well those scenes weren't crucial to the story and would be considered as filler...it was unnecessary to have too much of that scene
1593358 Granted, but I still feel that at least a little more could have happened with the dialouge. Just my opinion though.
1590721 I would rather have the Angry Video Game Nerd as a teacher, we would blow our asses of laughter.
1593541 That would be cool too!
Hm. Well, theoretically, a book could float in the air all on its own. It would just require a significant amount of the molecules/atoms present in air (nitrogen, oxygen, argon and carbon dioxide mostly) to occupy the space under the book in sufficient density to prevent it from falling.
Of course, the odds against this occurring for even an instant are ridiculous, so I'll just blame it on something I like to call "Pinkie's law of spontaneous entropy." In a nutshell, it states that if it can happen, it will happen. And that if it can't happen, it probably will anyway, just because.
1593633 Thanks for the feed back on the story, excerpt1 and I try our best to avoid these mistakes but they sometimes happen, the current and future chapters will undergo through a massive edit soon and hopefully most of these mistakes will be fixed.
Hmm pinkie pie teaching physics can't be that bad. *finshes fic* Pinkie wut have u done Pinkie + physics = don't even go there
1592165
I second this motion.
1590936 Cheat codes? Pinkie's got debug mode!
Hmmmmm, to be honest I don't see the point in separating this into 2 chapters
But nevertheless, this story is awesome
I like this have a spike mustache
Pinkie Pie+ Physics = Error
What have you done?
1592212
Why are you talking about me?
To quote Twilight. "Yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes!"
I absolutely love these types of fics.
Fav'ed and up-voted!
1595054 I get it. Ha ha
1595121
Get what?
Wait, what?
I... Logic... Physics... Not... Maybe... Blueberries...
Sanity lost. Please wait, attempting to reestablish.
Loading, please wait...
THAT'S NOT HOW REALITY WORKS!
Startled, the principal darts his eyes around as he trys to think of an excuse
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his face ^^
1595146 How your name is sanity
1595148
Urghh. Everypony always loses me.
1595224
It's not my name. I am Sanity.
1595247 I am not sain
lol pinkie teaching?