Rainbow Blitz. The name has instilled fear and dread into the sailors of Seaquestria for years. Applejack meets her as she's returning from selling cider, and by that it should be understood that she fought and lost and was taken prisoner. Now surrounded by crazy pirates, Applejack has only one objective: Escape.

Even if she has to pretend to love her captor.

Originally written for the AppleDash Contest 2: Applejack the Chaser; but finishing stories is hard. Original concept by Windy Daze. but there is no way I was going to use the name 'Rainbow Beard'

There are stories still to be told, ideas yet to come to fruition and ponies left untormented.

It is time to change all of that...

This collection contains non-canon stories involving Flare Blitz and the many ponies and pokemon that surround him. Some are cute, others are dark and some will be very, very naughty... But all of them will be enjoyable.

Not written entirely by me, this collection will showcase a lot of Guest chapters. If you want to be a part then just shoot me a private message and we'll talk.

Health warnings. Stories may contain - Excessive craziness, perversion, horror, diabeetus, 'wat' moments, Pinkie Pie, Winning Ponies, Discord, #RainbowTeasing, and all manner of things. Please consult your doctor, psychiatrist, master and/or next of kin.

THOU HAS BEEN WARNED!!!

During an experiment with new magic. Princess Twilight Sparkle suddenly finds herself in a strange new world and in even stranger company.

Kai is your everyday guy. He wakes up, goes to work and then comes home again, a monotonous routine that is his everyday life. That is until a talking, purple horse appears in his apartment. Well… so much for monotonous routines.

The Princess has a secret or two though, perhaps a new friendship will help her forget some old ones?

It was a long time coming, but Twilight is finally ready.

She is ready to tell her friends and family about the stallion she has been seeing for the past few months.

Their reactions she gets from telling them, not at all what she expected.

(This takes place a little after wonderbolts Academy)

Love is a tricky business. Twilight knows this, and the subject has always fascinated her ever since she saw its raw power at her brother's wedding. She is fully prepared to study it in depth... some day. But when Cadance asks her to take part in an experiment that could revolutionize love in Equestria, Twilight realizes that day has come sooner than expected.

If you had a clock that could count down to the moment you meet your soul mate, would you want to know?

Cover art courtesy of Jondor. Go on his page and tell him he's awesome!

Twilight was supposed to gather the Elements of Harmony the way Princess Celestia planned it: meet the embodiments of the Elements while running errands in Ponyville, team up with them, discover the meaning of friendship, and then defeat Nightmare Moon. It was all so simple.

Too bad she really underestimated Twilight's ability to screw things up.

Additional Character Tags: Octavia, Nightmare Moon, Princess Celestia, Shining Armor, Princess Cadance

Edited by WorkbenchManiac: chapter 7-25, 27 onwards
Edited by docontra: chapter 26 onwards

Bereft of his allowance, Button Mash journeys into Ponyville with the burden of Finding Things To Do. He finds a single penny.

Bereft of her allowance, Diamond Tiara finds Button and his penny.

This should end well.

(Thanks for nothing, Obs.)

This story is a sequel to Putting The 'Harm' In Harmony

After her brief stint as a bodyguard, Gilda decides it's time to settle down into the family business, as her father kept insisting. She had thought about it often enough, but now that she and Dash are tight again, Gilda decides to let her oldest pal in on a little secret she's been hiding since they met.

Her father is the ruler of the Griffon Empire.

And Gilda is next in line to ascend to the throne.

A buddy comedy with Gilda and Dashie.

In the aftermath of the final show of the season for the Wonderbolts, Soarin lets slip his crush on Rainbow Dash. Spurred on by - and with a little help from - his friends he decides to finally take matters into his hooves once and for all.

Will he succeed, or is Rainbow just too cool for romance? Either way, Soarin's determined to win the heart of the mare of his dreams, and maybe snag a few apple pies along the way...

(Takes place after the Equestria Games but before the Season 4 finale, rated teen for alcohol.)
(And yes, I used a not-terribly-relevant screen from the show, because I'm cheap like that.)

Rainbow Dash does not have a crush on Soarin'. Sure, she thinks he's a pretty cool stallion, being a Wonderbolt and being an awesome flyer and all. Sure, maybe she catches herself admiring those powerful wings of his and maybe even imagining what it'd feel like to have them rub against her own. Sure, she can't help but try to take a peek at that toned, muscular flank of his, but come on, who hasn't? That doesn't mean she has a crush on the guy.

Rainbow's going to have a harder time deny all that now that she's gone and declared that she can make a pie better tasting than Applejack's, knowing perfectly well of Soarin's love for pie. The fastest way to a stallion's heart is through his stomach, after all. Too bad Rainbow Dash's awesomeness doesn't apply to the kitchen.

With only a week before the big bake sale, Rainbow Dash must learn all she can from an unexpected source. Can Spike help her impress her not-crush, or will the two of them discover something else on their journey to make the perfect pie?