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Prior to the unification of pony-kind, before even the wendigos, the warrior pegasi ruled their domain of the sky, the elite unicorns ruled their realms of magic and the humble earth pony tended the land and provided food for all.

Trapped between two powerful factions, earth ponies needed a way to defend against pegasi and unicorns alike. Thus emerged the first masters of Tei-Rah-Do. These masters fought off those who would dare to bully their people, until the cold came. By the time Chaos ruled, The arts of Tei-Rah-Doh had faded into obscurity.

In Princess Cadences' darkest hour, a practitioner of Tei-Rah-Do emerges to earn his place in this new world with all the chaos and hi-jinx it brings.

NOTE: Change of title because it has a better ring to it.

(( Partially Inspired by games like One Finger Death Punch and MLP Fan Animations ))

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An ancient being, older than even the ponies was now sought by the sun princess herself. The Ink Demon would awaken one more time... to save Equestria.

Equestria is doomed. After both Nightmare Moon and Daybreaker appeared in Ponyville, Equestria had its destiny set to end soon. Well that is what it's supposed to happen if not for a trump card to suddenly appear.

Celestia sought the help of the oldest being still alive today, a Demon to be precise. The Ink Demon to be more precise. A very "friendly" Ink Demon to be even more precise.

I do not own Bendy and the Ink Machine and MLP:FIM.

Edit : I changed the cover image because someone pointed out something not really PG on it. Also if this image right now is too gore I can always change.

[CANCELED] : When you realize you don’t know how to continue the story

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Thorax a lone Worker drone, discovers the benefits of having Friendship and harmony to his people, he soon founded the Thoraxian party to promote harmony and Friendship. Though Queen Chrysalis and her other Queens, disgusted by his heretic preach, decides to oppress those who support his ideology.

Though it did not change their opinion that his ideology is worth fighting for, and so his people to stand against the Queen, Thorax plea his brother to join, he did. More Changelings joining the Thorax cause but may require a 'great and powerful' Ally to get a 'glimmer' of hope to win against Chrysalis, but Thorax himself would need to be 'Brave and Glorious' to inspire his people and finally end the Cruel reign of Chrysalis

(this is my second fanfic enjoy)

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Major Dobbelsteen Moerman is hardly a professional officer, but he is a professional. If there's one thing that could be granted to this egotistical, reckless, insubordinate, unable-to-take-anything-seriously moron (Adjectives sourced from the Griffonian Military High Command), it's that he's really good at war.

The Changeling Empire, however, is better. Far, far better.

Equipped with an overexaggerated reputation of heroics, a variety of allies within the Equestrian High Command, and a hunk of junk airplane he calls a mobile home, Dobbelsteen Moerman will fight battles across all of Equestria to defend a home that isn't his.

For under his bravado and indomitable humorous attitude, a war for the right reasons is exactly where he has to be.

'Equestria At War' is a total conversion mod for the Grand Strategy game 'Hearts Of Iron 4', where various countries based on the My Little Pony Universe battle eachother using the equipment of the Second World War. The Adventures of Dobbelsteen Moerman is a light-hearted, though occasionally dark, exploration of the Equestrian-Changeling war through the eyes of a military attache sent from the Griffonian Empire as 'lethal aid'.

Cover Art by https://www.reddit.com/user/Goered_Out_Of_My_/ , Go check them out!

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Series of drabbles featuring MLP characters based on prompts submitted by readers, including: Therapist Luna, Rainbow Dash having one brain cell, Twilight having a wedding everyone disapproves of, and many more (as I update them)!


[tipjar!]

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In a flash of green light, five college students from Earth are transported to Equestria and transformed into changelings. Will they be able to find a way home?

My loving alternate take on Don't Bug Me, by Starscribe.

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Fluttershy was lonely, living in a small house on the edge of Canterlot, and being somewhat reclusive had such an effect. So she decided to find herself a roommate, placing an ad in the paper. To her surprise, it would be answered almost immediately by young Twilight, a witch in training at the academy.


(flutter-Twi, new fav ship, this also might be a bit inspired by Howl's Moving Castle)

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This story is a sequel to A Moonlit Storm


In a world full of multiple sapient species, espionage is a delicate art. No nation can rely too much on their majority species, lest their spies stand out like beacons of suspicion, and so the Equestrian spy network is surprisingly diverse, with some of the Crown's most trusted agents not being ponies at all.

Kisu has served Equestria loyally for years, and the zebra mare feels she's earned her retirement, but troubling news in a far-off land has her called into service again. Because she is one of the most trusted and loyal, and so Princess Celestia knows she'll be the most effective eyes and ears she can get in the middle of a kingdom gearing up for war.

Kisu must infiltrate the forces of the Storm King, sabotage his war efforts against Abyssinia, and most importantly, make some friends.


An entry in the Eventide Verse. Reading A Moonlit Storm is recommended, but no other stories are required.
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Twilight is being pestered by time-traveling clones of herself, all of whom are entirely too interested in her. It's up to Rarity to figure this out. Or try, anyways. If only Big Mac would be a bit more cooperative...

A romantic comedy. Think two parts romance to one part comedy to one part drama. Updates every Friday.


Author's notes:
Set sometime between Season 3 and Season 4. (Continuity is not my strong suit.)

Thanks to Sharp Spark and many others for their help with this.

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Oh, good, you’ve finally woken up! I was wondering when you would. Allow me to introduce myself. The name’s Eris, goddess of chaos lol and harmony friendship! and I-

What, you say that sounds stupid? Chaos and harmony are completely different? Well, ha ha, there is a long and boring story behind that, but I don’t have the time to tell it. After all, I’ve waited so long for someone of your bearing and… demeanor to arrive, and it wouldn’t do to delay your story for ancient tales and pointless digression.

…well, maybe just a little. Now where’d I put that rubber chicken and bottle of lube… ah! I’ve gone off topic again; my apologies, a little quirk of mine. Hard to focus when you see in twelve dimensions all the seeing eyes beyond the fourth and the past, present, and future all try to beat each other up with pool noodles.

Hmm? You seem confused. No, no, that won’t do at all! You need to be ready, for this is the beginning of your story! So many chapters ahead of you – riches to claim, beasts to defeat, damsels to save l-lewd... Oh? Aa~heeheehee~! So you’re that kind of spirit! Oh, I am going to have so much fun unf~ with you~!

…hmm? Oh, nothing, just a little peek at some future pages. What, blushing, me? …well, perhaps a bit. Oh, don’t do make a goddess who don't need no man embarrass herself maybe a little you rogue master~ !

I’m you supposed will to do that play to with you me~

Hmm… I like that look such a qtπ on you face. It makes me so very… tingly deep in my core. Very well, let’s begin! A new chapter of your life begins. What happens is completely up to you, though I wouldn’t deny you if you asked me to play along.

So…? What are you going to do first?

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