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The Cynical Brony


"(The Cynical Brony would get arrested for) Complaining about other people's opinions in a coffee shop and ending up slapping the shit out of someone. :rainbowlaugh:" -The Hat Mann

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A Day of weather-duty, turning up more than what Rainbow Dash had been asked to pull off. A discovery well outside of both her experience and expectation.

What was half by half buried is an Ancient City, dating back to before Celestia, Discord and Ponykind itself.

If this is the key to history or a curse way over their heads?

Crossover: Star Gate - Atlantis

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Of course Rarity is running her Carousel Boutique, even if Sweetie Belle is helping her with the accessories now. Being a Royal Tailor does help her out immensely.

If it was surprising her before, she never let on as the Lady she is. Sweetie Belle found a liking to Dinky Whooves, a kind and gentle filly of Derpy Whooves and Doctor Whooves. That enthusiasm is apparently one of their family traits.

Business is booming, some Pony has to deliver orders to the far corners of Equestria and beyond. Who is better than Derpy Mail? Even if connections can open doors and bring in a few unexpected deals.

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During the red invasion of Finland, a lightly equipped sniper is sent to the land of Equestria by unknown means and is hunted down by the locals. He does the first thing that he was told to do if he was separated from the army, head east and regroup with the 61st Infantry Regiment.

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A few hours after saving the Friendship Games, Sunset Shimmer and her good friend Twilight Sparkle are relaxing on the CHS lawn. The two are so close that Sunset finally feels like she can ask a question that's been on her mind for a while.

"Can I go home?"

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Since The Friendship Games, Sunset and Twilight now have something in common: Magical transformations, an experience unlike any other that they both endured. Twilight now feels inclined to share her feelings about the matter. Though the circumstances were different and their reasons even more so, they can agree on one thing....


Featured 9/27/15

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Apple Bloom gets her first lesson in handling racism.

Cover art by: peachiekeenie


Thanks to Bleeding Raindrops, Sipioc, Maxima Mea Culpa and xjuggernaughtx for their help shaping this idea.

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Remember when Sunset yelled at Twilight for putting everyone's "lives in danger?" Well, Rarity does, and she's a bit confused—after all, how could their lives be in danger when it's quite literally impossible for humans to die?


"Recommended for terrible people" - Present Perfect
"I don't know whether to laugh or be horrified." - DerpyDerp97
"Don't know why this is getting upvoted. It's not one goddamn bit funny." - MythrilMoth

Now with a reading by Teksune Studios!

Written from 3 AM to 5:30 AM, the morning after Friendship Games premiered.
Preread by Majin Syeekoh, Magello, and M1Garand.

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This story is a sequel to The Luna Cypher


Twilight sets out to learn more of the ways of the world, and soon decides that the whole planet is disorganized, insanely dangerous, and desperately needs to be fixed. And she's just the mare to do it... with a little help from her friends.

Also, there are sky-pirates!

Book 3 of the Alicorn Adventure series.

A few extra, slice-o-life chapters are here: On the Rocks

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Coverart, which is what this fic was inspired by, from HERE

Note that this is set during and after Friendship Games, which means obvious spoilers for anyone who hasn't seen it yet.


With The Dazzlings' defeat, things have returned to normal at CHS.

However, that doesn't last long. Trixie is being punished for what she did to the Rainbooms, despite her actions leading to the Sirens defeat.

She decides to forget about it whilst enjoying some tasty peanut butter and crackers. However, after just a bite she notices and odd flavour. Also, why is the hallway getting taller? And why are her clothes so big suddenly?


Now a five-year-old and with her family living all the way on the other side of the of the country, what will happen to the now Small and Adorable Trixie?


If you can't tell what the romance tag is for, watch the second movie and Sunset in the scene when they first might Human Twilight in the third.

Never mind. Thanks to Timber, the original plan for the romance tag is null en void. Maybe I'll change it for Flash. What do you think?

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The Summer Sun Celebration is one of the most important occasions of the year, and even more so this year.

Nightmare Moon has been defeated, harmony has been restored, and the celebration in Ponyville will soon be in full swing.

But not everypony is so excited for it…

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