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The Cynical Brony


"(The Cynical Brony would get arrested for) Complaining about other people's opinions in a coffee shop and ending up slapping the shit out of someone. :rainbowlaugh:" -The Hat Mann

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This story is a sequel to One Day I Found a Multiverse in My Pajamas


Becoming the Spirit of Harmony has given Sunset Shimmer more senses than she knows what to do with, which is why she keeps most of them out of her mostly-human self. That said, it's an opt-out process; she can't leave out something she didn't know she had.

In all fairness, would anyone expect to be able to detect shifts in nearby timelines?

Part of the Oversaturated World.

Rated Teen for certain bodily functions and worldlines. Graciously edited by themaskedferret.

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Coming from a world of magical horses and into a world of talking ape things, Sunset misses conversing with her fellow equine. Well she gets the chance when Applejack needs her help with the farm horse, Missy. But it's not what she expected.

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Life can be challenging for humans born in Equestria, but it's especially tough for a human raised by ponies. Rainbow Dash overcame every obstacle life had thrown at her to become a hero of Equestria, the Element of Loyalty and make five of the best friends ever. Life couldn't be better, or could it? When she saves the life of an orphaned filly named Scootaloo she realizes she may have more than just awesomeness to offer others.

(Thanks to my great friend Steve for the editing and feedback on this story.)

(Cover art by the very talented Captainpudgemuffin and used with his kind permission. This picture was the inspiration for the story.)

Featured on Equestria Daily 12/29/16! Equestia Daily-Under Her Wing

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It turns out that Sunset Shimmer's final letters to Princess Celestia before her exile were not filled with resentment or remorse.

There might have been a lot more frantic running away involved.

But whatever the case, it was definitely not Sunset's fault.

At all.



Cover Art designed by Novel-Idea from my original cruddy screencap!

Rated Teen and Sex for mentions of egregious sexual irresponsibility. No actual sex.

Contains minor Sunlight shipping. Much apologies.

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Joe can’t believe Fluttershy has never heard the word “kill” before, but he's happy to tell her what it means. She should be thanking him, really, for educating her so charitably.

Fluttershy simply isn’t sure if she can believe Joe.

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Twilight travels to America in order to investigate new types of friendship. An enthusiastic group of Rednecks is happy to help, but first she'll need to go shopping...

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We all know what happened during Lesson Zero. Twilight Sparkle screwed up big time. But she got off the hook. Nothing bad happened. No dire consequences to speak of. Nothing in her life changed for the worse.

But what if something did? After all, that’s how all fanfictions start. Just changing one detail, no matter how small. Just one minor detail. In this case, it concerns something being born inside the head our little Twilight that day.

Look out Twilight, because you’ve got a new roommate in your psyche. She’s everything you aren’t. She’s sporadic. She’s unconventional. She’s absolutely insane. She hates your guts.

Her name is Screwball.

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Anon-A-Miss has been wreaking havoc all over Canterlot High. Secrets are spread and trust is broken. The Rainbooms go to confront their 'friend' Sunset Shimmer, but are surprised by what they find instead.

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After two decades of tyranny, the end of the Galactic Empire had come to pass. The Emperor Sheev Palpatine, also Darth Sidious, the Dark Lord of the Sith, was slain by his own apprentice, Darth Vader, in attempt to save his son's life. His life-support system heavily damaged in the process by Darth Sidious's Force lightning, Darth Vader did not survive and died in the hands of his son, on the board of Deathstar.

Yet that was not the end.

What nobody knew was that the prophecy of the Chosen One has never been truly fulfilled and that the defeat of the Sith was merely the beginning of all glorious things the Chosen One had been destinated to do.

Through the arcane power of The Force, Vader found himself resurrected and revitalised on a strange world, with a second chance to redeem himself for all the atrocities he had commited. In time, he may bring forth things that would change the very course of the Galaxy. Only The Force will tell.

P.S.- Big thanks to mrkillwolf666 for all support he gave me. May the Force be with you!

P.P.S.- Special thanks to Bringiton6611 for editing. Teh Furce is strung wit dat one!

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Spike is friends with Ember, the new Dragonlord, and Thorax, a nice Changeling. They've never meet each other and Spike wants them to be friends.

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