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"(The Cynical Brony would get arrested for) Complaining about other people's opinions in a coffee shop and ending up slapping the shit out of someone. :rainbowlaugh:" -The Hat Mann

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==Originally written Fall 2011== Equestria Daily Post==
After a long day of ruling Equestria, the Royal Sisters need a chance to unwind. Luna's solution is a few glasses of her once famous Moonshine, a drink distilled from moonlight. Celestia has been sober for a thousand years, but the temptation to have "just one" glass proves too great. Yet, when that one glass turns into several, it's Twilight who will have to deal with the princesses when they’re drunk off their flanks.

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King Sombra’s dark influence was obliterated by the Crystal Heart, and the villain is well and truly dead. But when he attempts to steal the afterlife of an innocent victim, a human spirit is left hurtling towards Equestria, where this unfortunate soul is revived into the only vessel available: the reconstituted body of King Sombra himself.

Thus, a cheerfully oblivious alien is crammed into the form of the most evil and malicious being Equestria has ever known. Not that Shining Armor and Cadence know this, of course. As far as they are concerned, the King is back and he’s lost his fricking mind.

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Twilight Sparkle's imagination as a child was unbelievable, probably due to all those books. Which also make up the amazing Fort Book, Twilightopia's first stronghold against the country of Armor! With the help of Captain Smartypants and Private Cadence, General Twilight defends her fort against her brother's advancing army of one!
A tale of Twi's childhood told from her point of view.

Inspired by the cover picture.

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A new wave of astounding technology has hit Equestria in past years, the most notable of them being the inventions of personal computers and the Internet. Of course, this new technology isn’t going to waste. Along with the Internet craze birthed a new kind of hobby: online gaming. Several hundreds—perhaps even thousands—of games have arrived because of this new technology, evolving it from the simple 8-bit games that had filled the arcades across the land.

Six superb mares have drunk the Kool-Aid of this gaming cult: a rainbow-maned destroyer, a flamboyantly pink baker and hard-partier, a millennia-old dream weaver of a princess, a ditzy muffin muncher, a candy-loving lyrist, and a gracious cellist with the mark treble clef. Together, they make a motley gang of gamers, some newer than others, that will at times die at the hooves of another while at others standing tall with one another.

These are their let’s-plays…dun-dun.

Proofread by my little fat buddy.

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Sweetie Belle is torn between crusading with her friends and finally being allowed to help Rarity in her boutique.

Not wanting to disappoint either, Sweetie Belle decides to make a copy of herself. But it all goes horribly wrong as Sweetie Belle copies multiply exponentially and everypony in town claims one as their own.


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Love Tap experiences another morning of the joys of parenthood with her son Button Mash.

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Trixie Lulamoon has always been a theatrical and imaginative filly living in her own world where she gets to be one great and powerful hero or another, and now that she's starting school at the esteemed Celestia's School for Gifted Unicorns, she hopes to make her dreams come true! But when school proves it may be more then she can handle, the young filly lets her imagination run wild and it brings her on a few adventures inside and out of class!

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The Flim Flam Brothers don't have a particularly upstanding reputation for their product. They're creative, sure, but quality just isn't on their priority list.

When the two of them decide to try their luck in a city known for parties, gambling, and most importantly, booze, the Flim Flam Brothers will quickly learn a valuable life lesson.

The citizens of Las Pegasus are not to be trifled with, especially not on a bad day.

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