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The Cynical Brony


"(The Cynical Brony would get arrested for) Complaining about other people's opinions in a coffee shop and ending up slapping the shit out of someone. :rainbowlaugh:" -The Hat Mann

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Pinkie Pie opens up a tourist trap in hopes of earning the Cakes some more money. She and her friends are the first to go, the gang happy to help out Pinkie. What Pinkie forgot to mention is that the attraction is and endless hole in the earth. Now, the Mane 6 are falling down, presumably forever. With no-one able to teleport or fly, what choice do they have but to pass the time telling stories? Inspired by the Gravity Falls episode of the same name.

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Discord suddenly has a protégé of sorts. If only his new student wasn't already a master of the chaotic arts....

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A story lovingly ripped off from the Futurama episode of the same name.

Twilight gathers the girls to her basement to reveal her latest invention. Unfortunately, they get distracted by another of her inventions: the 'What If" machine, a device capable of answering any 'what if' question posed to it. Follow along as the mane six discover the improbable scenarios that could have been their lives.

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An alternate ending to "Luna Eclipsed", where Luna connects with the citizens of Ponyville in a different way, and truly captures their hearts and emotions.
I personally hated Pinkie Pie for what she did to Luna, and I will NEVER forgive her for what she did. This seems like a better way for Pinkie to face what she did, as well for the ponies of Ponyville to truly see what Luna deeply desires in her heart. Truly touching if you ask me.

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After endlessly failing at earning her cutie mark for so long, Scootaloo has come to the conclusion that her special talent must involve higher risk activities, and tries to earn her cutie mark in bank robbing.

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It finally happened as Twilight always knew it would. The first of her friends had died. The Element of Loyalty too. Not loyal enough to stick around. No, that was the depression talking.

And the lack of sleep. Something was prowling the halls of her castle at night and, for some reason, she was the only pony that ever heard it; although, one guard did mention something strange happening to the lighting once.

It could not be ghosts. Their very concept made no sense. Intangible yet able to hear? What a contradiction.

But just in case…

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When your life is as dull a gray as the world that surrounds you, the mundanities can make it all seem meaningless. Sometimes all we need is a little color -- or six -- to reintroduce us to what truly makes life worth living.

*6-16-2017 Edit, added Rainbow Dash tag because it triggered knighty.*

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Fluttershy Has a Secret, and has put off telling her friends about it for a very long time... But after there bonding/terrifying experience in the Ruins of the Royal Pony Sister's castle, she feels it is Finally time to Share Her deepest Secret with them.... But remains worried they will shun her...


The Results.. are not as she Expected.

Edit: Special Thanks to Phoenix Avalon for going over the Fic and fixing it all up nice and tidy! :rainbowkiss:

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Rainbow Dash, thanks to Twilight Sparkle, is transported to Earth. Now all she has to do is wait until Twilight tracks down her magical source and get her back to Equestria. Unfortunately, humans aren't too happy with a brash and daring flying pony popping out of nowhere.

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Rainbow Dash makes the mistake of showing Twilight her Daring Do fanfic, and gets lectured about the proper use of dashes.

This is followed by the worst pun in the universe.

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