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King Sombra’s dark influence was obliterated by the Crystal Heart, and the villain is well and truly dead. But when he attempts to steal the afterlife of an innocent victim, a human spirit is left hurtling towards Equestria, where this unfortunate soul is revived into the only vessel available: the reconstituted body of King Sombra himself.

Thus, a cheerfully oblivious alien is crammed into the form of the most evil and malicious being Equestria has ever known. Not that Shining Armor and Cadence know this, of course. As far as they are concerned, the King is back and he’s lost his fricking mind.

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When a strange portal connects two different worlds, it is up to one little, blue blob to save the day again.

For those of you who aren't familiar with Klay World, check this youtube link: http://www.youtube.com/user/KnoxsKorner1

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A brony is sent to Equestria to "repent his sins". If this was your regular pony fan he'd be grateful for the opportunity. Unfortunately, it isn't.

This brony has read his fair share of boring HiE FanFics and is determined to juice up the old formula and make his a success.

By whatever means he regards necessary.

Rated teen for strong language and suggested themes. Also to clarify: this is meant as a joke. Also: major editing soon due to horrendous grammar. Another also: currently on mini-hiatus.

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Unable to tell reality apart from his imagination, John's world is falling through the cracks. He can't tell if this place is real or is just his mind's conjuration of a world where he can escape his own. Cortana told him he was home. Is this what she meant, or is he just unable to open his eyes and accept what happened?

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Editors: The people who turn horribly written trash into gold.
-I really have to thank the following people for editing this story, and giving me suggestions to keep the story going...

LDSocrates
Wolfton
Crusadier
The Alching Brony
Awkward Taco
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You're a random human on Earth trying to get some sleep, but these blasted ponies keep appearing in your room. You don't know where they come from, or how they got here, but they insist on sleeping with you in a non sexual manner.

Have you ever wanted to get cuddled by a pony? How about against your will? No? Yes? Either way you are getting cuddled whether you like it or not.

Warning: Adorable cuddling may or may not be suitable for younger readers.
Warning: I can't select all the ponies, but yes all ponies(and other species) are capable of cuddling you. No you're not safe.

Edited by: http://www.fimfiction.net/user/technicscratch

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Anonymity is a concept of hiding one's true self and keeping it secret.

Someone anonymous has no identity that one can claim to be his/her own. They are living shadows. Mysterious, tangible shadows.

To Anonymous this is not simply a word or a concept. It is a lifestyle.

He came to Equestria by an accident. His mystery facinates and frightens. Nothing is known of him, and never will, if he has a say in the matter. However... There is one thing that kind of breaks this mysterious ruse...

He is not right in the head... Hilarity/insanity should ensue... Hmmm... Hmmm...

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Spartans never die, they're just missing in action. This has never been more true for Jorge-052 as, after activating the slipspace drive that was supposed to kill him, he is instead flung into a strange world where war is but a distant memory. Will the aging soldier be able to adapt to this new peaceful planet? Or will his only salvation be found in finding a way back to his own chaotic universe?

(It's my first time, so be gentle)
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Frank Horrigan is the Enclave's finest instrument of warfare and the best soldier they've ever had. Known to all as a "genetically engineered cyborg psycho total homicidal maniac", and a kind of "ultra super mutant in power armor". Having been witnessed laughing off plasma rifle fire, and punching deathclaws and armored humans in half, he is one of the deadliest entities to have walked the Wasteland.

Killed by the Chosen One, the Enclave Oil Rig sinks to the bottom of the ocean in a nuclear explosion. But this isn't the end of Frank's adventures. Out of all the odds, he ends up in Equestria of all places. One of the most despicable monsters of the Wasteland in a magical land full of friendship and sunshines. Yeah, this will end well.

At the end of each chapter, Frank will make a Karma Decision. You vote for either the Good, Neutral or Bad decision in the comments for what he does the next chapter. Vote wisely!

Thanks to my super awesome proof readers ArmedBrony, Eldorado and Shadowflash, all kickass dudes that can comprehend my writing! A rare skill indeed.

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You might think that getting impaled by a tentacle would be punishment enough. And normally, it would. But not in Miraak's case. Oh no, he's yet to get his punishment...yet. And what better way to do that than to send him to the one place with the creatures he hates with a fiery passion? Yes, old hermaeus mora has sent our fine fellow to Equestria. let the games begin.

And by the way, this is not to be taken in any shape or form seriously

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Thousands of years after the Great Sundering, many races that were, had been banished from the world by a Goddess. Now the Wonderious Kingdom of Alicornia rules, peace and tranquilty everywhere, and no possibly way for any evils to tear it down.

But deep in a frozen cave, lay the last Human, who has now been found by a gray creature and taken in to become, the newest Overlord!

Because Evil Always Finds A Way.

(Note: If you are familiar with another story by the name of "Evil Always Finds a Way", I am telling you that my story was released many months before that one. The author of that one just didn't realized his title name was already taken. Both stories are only similar by name, nothing else.)

(Featured 11/5/2014! Yay! 2nd Story of Mine ever featured)

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