Dr. Bob Saves Equestria

by Supahsnail


Intro

To be brutally honest, the Klay People of Klay World may be the dumbest creatures who have ever lived. They are little more than blue blobs with stubby blue legs and arms. Their faces are almost as blank and featureless as their brains. The place these tiny things call home is little more than just a coffee table. They can find a way to make a disaster out of almost any situation: a spilled glass of water, a hot-dog stand, you name it, they can hurt themselves with it. They are truly the perfect examples of stupid.

Klay people may not be smart enough to become doctors or scientists, but that doesn't stop them from pretending to be in much the same way a child would. Dr. Bob, is one example of this. This klay man can always be seen wearing a bloodied, white coat with a grey name tag pasted on it. His assistant, Pick, wears a name tag too, but no coat. Instead, Pick wears a very silly looking white hat. They look very unprofessional, which is appropriate considering that they are.

Dr. Bob and his assistant were standing around a klay man who was lying on the table floor. "Just stand still and everything will be fine. You can trust me, I'm a doctor," Dr. Bob said. He held out one of his stumpy arms and his assistant, Pick, handed him a chainsaw. "Don't worry, sir, I'm gonna make that tummy ache all better." He said before starting up the gas powered saw. "I've done this before!"

"Shouldn't I be asleep or something?" The klay man asked.

"...Yes." Dr. Bob said, then continued with his procedure.