//------------------------------// // I Accidentally Another Dimension // Story: Dr. Bob Saves Equestria // by Supahsnail //------------------------------// Back in Klay World, that very same day (Which is the day before the day after the day before the next day! Or the day after the day before the next day if today was yesterday!) "Okay," One klay man said to another. He had a match and the other klay man was hiding a large stick. "I'm gonna light that little stick on fire, and if you let go of it, you're not a man!" "I AM A MAN!" The other klay man announced. The match holder lit the stick on fire. "Then prove it!" Sheriff Marv was paying no attention to this. After all, it isn't a police man's job to keep people from setting themselves on fire... He assumed. Instead, he was focusing all of his attention on a large walkie-talkie in his left hand. He put the object to his head and tried to talk into it. "Hello?" He said. No response. "Hello? ...Hello!?!" There was still no response. He got frustrated and threw the device on the ground. "Well, I tried three whole times and there was still no response... **sigh** ...they're probably dead already. This whole thing was just a big waste of time..." "Eeeeeexcuse me sir!" An enthusiastic voice called to Marv. The voice came from an average looking klay man with a small microphone in his right hand who was slowly waddling over to Marv. When the man was within arm's length, he spoke again into the mic he was holding. "Excuse me, Sheriff Marv, I was hoping I could have a few quick questions with you." Marv looked around, then turned his head to the reporter. "There aren't any cameras," he said. "Don't worry about that!" The reporter insisted, "I'm Mike Mc'Nanner from KW News and everybody in klay world wants to know: What is that big purple thing floating behind you?" Marv looked down and tried to think of something to say. He took off his yellow hat, wiped his forehead, and put the hat back. He finally began to talk. "Well, the truth is that this big thing behind me is some kind of portal. It seems to be connected to somewhere really far away. We sent a couple of klay men into it to investigate, but we can't keep in contact with them, they're probably dead by now." He leaned into the mic much closer, making his voice louder. "The most important thing you can do right now is panic! It is a perfectly natural response to danger." "Okay, you should probably drop the stick now, Fred." Said the klay man with the match. The klay man with the stick was now on fire, with flames enveloping the stick and his entire arm, and they were quickly spreading. "I AM A MAN!!!" The now flaming klay man exclaimed. ________________________________________________________________________________ The five klay men, excluding Pick, were standing on Twilight's desk and looking up at the monumental unicorn. None of them spoke, and their blank, blue faces offered little explanation as to what they were thinking, if they were thinking at all, that is. Twilight was trying to hide her look of concern. Those klay people were not meant to be in Equestria and she knew that. She thought making the portal so small would decrease the chances of other life forms slipping through, but now she was facing a potential disaster! Who knows what could happen something from a totally different world comes to Equestria? She needed to send them back as quickly as possible. Peter was standing directly behind Dr. Bob. He leaned forward and turned his head so that his mouth was directly next to Dr. Bob's ears and yelled, "What the Heck is that?" Dr. Bob jolted and said, "Jesus! I'm right next to you! You don't have to yell!" "I'm sorry I wasn't prepared. I just didn't expect you to go through the portal," Said Twilight, grabbing the klay men's attention. "Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Twilight Sparkle, and you are currently in a place called Equestria. I understand that the place you are from is called 'Klay World'. Is that correct?" "WHAT ARE YOU!?" Franky demanded. "I am a pony," Twilight quickly answered, "Unicorn, to be exact. Most of the residents of this world are ponies as well." "Hey, hey, hold on a second!" Henry shouted as he shook his arms, "Are you saying that everyone here is as big as you?" "Well, mostly," Twilight answered, "At least, most of the adults are." "Twilight? What's going on down there?" Spike's voice called from the top floor. "Okay, what was that?" Chip demanded. Spike began to walk down the library stairs into the view of Twilight and the klay men. "Twilight what was all that- WHOA!" he saw the klay men when he reached the foot of the stairs and cautiously approached the desk. "Twilight! Why are those things in the library?!" Twilight tried to explain herself. "I didn't-" "LOOK OUT TWILIGHT! IT'S A DINOSAUR!" Henry interrupted. Twilight and Spike both panned around the room and saw nothing. "Where?" Twilight asked. Henry ripped off a small piece of paper from one of the notes on the desk and crumpled it into a ball. "Look out!" He said, "It's coming from behind you!" He pointed at Spike. "I'm gonna get you!" Spike shook his head in annoyance. "I'm not a dinosaur, I'm- AWWW!" Henry threw the paper wad and it hit Spike directly in the eye. Spike then shut his eye tightly and covered it with his claw. "Take that, you stupid dinosaur!" Henry exclaimed. Then he began to kick his legs out to both sides and sway his body in a celebratory dance. "Du-du-da! du-du-da! Du-da-du-da-du-du-da!" He sang. Twilight looked down at the dancing klay man angrily. "I appreciate what you're trying to do, but Spike is not a dinosaur!" Henry stopped dancing. "He's not?" "No. He's a dragon," Twilight replied casually. "Okay, I'm getting out of here!" Chip said. He began to walk over to the portal, stepping around Pick who was sitting down and chewing on paper. However, when he was close enough to the portal to walk through it, it disappeared leaving nothing but a circular metal frame. "What the... WHAT HAPPENED TO THE PORTAL!" Chip began to panic. "...Oops," Said Peter. He was standing next to the metal box that made up the second part of the machine. Twilight twitched nervously. "What... did you do?" She managed to ask. Peter was holding two plugs in his hands, each connected to the portal frame. "Um... I'll put them back!" He ran behind the machine before Twilight could even instruct him. Spike was rubbing Twilight's shoulder to keep her calm. Peter walked out from behind the machine with his hands on his hips. "Good as new!" he said. Twilight looked at the portal frame. It was still off. Then she looked at the metal box which seemed to be plugged in properly. 'PING!' 'SCRATCH!' 'BOOM!!!' A large flash of light followed by a puff of smoke came out of the back of the machine. "Did you... Plug them in the right holes?" Twilight asked nervously. "Probably not." Peter stated without a hint of worry. 'BOOM!!!' Another flash of light and smoke came out from the machine, this time causing some of the metal plating to fall off. "He... He just connect the computer to the power source and the power source to the computer..." Twilight said in a daze. "It's okay Twilight! You can fix it!" Spike said frantically. Twilight tried to say something, but all that came out were a few scattered words and noises. She took in a deep breath, then plummeted to the floor, unconscious. After a long, awkward silence, Dr. Bob looked to the other klay people and said, "Well, what the hell was that all about? Right everybody?"