Twilight orders a salad at a newly opened Burger King in Ponyville, only to discover it tastes suspiciously like hooves.

Based off of the meme, Burger King Foot Lettuce. Because I had nothing better to do on a Saturday afternoon.

Edited by James Fire.

Sometimes Pinkie sees the world in ways that others don't. To her, a bendy drinking-straw might serve as a debonair traveling companion, and a humble bag of flour might offer a comforting shoulder to cry on.

But what would happen if that straw, and that bag of flour, came to see each other as more than mere support for Pinkie? What if a flame of raw, unbridled passion began to burn between them?

Wonder no more, gentle reader! For within these pages lies a tale parody of tragic love in the tradition of such timeless classics as Romeo and Juliet and/or Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones. But be warned, for within ye shall find such passion as to stir thy soul, regardless of whether thou art spending this Hearts and Hooves day nestled in thy lover's arms, or tucking into a resplendent tub of ice cream by thy lonesome...

Proofreading and best lines by Moosetasm! Proofreading and extreme assistance with the ending by Present Perfect!
Art sourced from here and here and here.
Featured on Equestria Daily 25Feb.2016

Derpy is a good filly.

Her eyes might not line up right and she can't think too many things at once, but she's still a good filly who always does what Daddy tells her. Until he tells her not to go into the basement under the stairs, at least. He tells her there's a monster down there, and it's all teeth and claws, and it's dangerous.

And then Derpy doesn't do what she's told.

Winner of the Barcast's Halloween in April Horror Contest

Starlight Glimmer has never been very good at the whole 'friendship' thing. Her track record speaks for itself about her poor decision making in the past and all the heartache that has come from her mistakes. She is determined to do better with Twilight Sparkle and her new friends in Ponyville.

Except that Starlight is not very good at learning from her mistakes.

Written for the FiM Barcast's 'Halloween in April' Horror Contest

War has come to the Crystal Empire. It only takes a couple of hours for the fighting to end.

This is a Jinglemas 2019 story for Futterpriest

Some things can't be changed.

Starlight believes otherwise.

Now part of the Royal Canterlot Library.
Inspired by the original art by Plainoasis.
Edited by Jack of a Few Trades, JackRipper, ROBCakeran53, Flutterpriest, and Enigmatic Otaku.

Autumn Blaze enters the Iron Pony gymnastics challenge to show everypony just what she's got.

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Now with a reading by Rainbow Infinity! Thanks!

While I am a judge, I cannot really compete in the Fimfiction Feghoot Festival, but I had to write something. So I figured, what the hell. If you haven't heard of this competition yet, then click those link thingies and check it out! This story should be an example of what not to do for the competition, and should hopefully make you all hate me just a little bit more.

Savagely edited at an unspeakable hour by the amazing Fregz!

This story is a sequel to A Lapse of Reason

After a troublesome Wonderbolts reunion, Fleetfoot returns home to demand some stress relief.

But sometimes what we want isn't always what we need.

Inspired by Sunset by P-Berry.
Edited by PeerImagination.
Original art by RenoKim.

Unless it's meant to be fixed

It's time I told you a story, Apple Bloom.

A story about your sister.

A story about your brother.

A story about you.

Winner of the April Sibling Incest Contest.
Edited by ROBCakeran53, AstralMouse and Snowybee.
Original art by WillDrawForFood1.