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It's been 500 years since the villainous forces of Equestria teamed up and conquered all of Equestria for themselves, separating territory amongst themselves. Luna, who had barely survived the onslaught, decided to live a quiet life in a land far away from Equestria. But one day an old friend shows up to ask a favour of her.
Inspired by the Old Man Logan comic written by Mark Millar. I must admit, this is darker than the stuff I usually write but I can assure you it ain't going to be that dark. Special thanks to Darkiplier1383 for giving me the idea. Cover art is merely the Sad Luna pic by Aespurus but with the colours changed and Discord and Tirek pasted on it. No idea who made the pic of Discord riding a Death Star though.

Also, special thanks to The Force and DmitriTheWriter for helping me edit this story. Gotta make it the best it could possibly be, you know.

Now has a TvTropes page:

https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Fanfic/OldMareLuna

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"Misty is tired of being incompetent at villainy, so, in a desperate bid to impress Opaline, she seeks tutoring from a professional, artsy delinquent to learn how to be a proper miscreant. Things don't exactly go to plan, however."

Disclaimer: This story takes place midway through the events of Make Your Mark chapter 4 and, as such, it contains some tiny spoilers.

I wrote this little one-shot in a single sleepless night, so I apologize if the quality is unsatisfactory.

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In this sequel to "A Canterlot Anniversary", Princess Cadance gives birth to her and Shining Armor's foal, making the happy couple a happy family.

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It's Winter Wrap Up Day across Equestria, and Pinkie Pie would prefer her pregnancy not prevent her from pushing out winter with the other ponies, in order to bring spring to Ponyville. She may be near due, but she can still help! She may need to find something else to do is all, but that's alright. Why, conveniently, each of her best friends is doing something different she can shake a hoof at trying!

This story was originally written for Winter Wrap Pack, which was released on April 10th, 2022. I commissioned CowsRTasty to make the cover art.

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An assassin is on the loose, assassinating ponies who he's been hired to. This assassin will stop at nothing to complete his job. Some ponies know his reputation and will hire him. It's not cheap at all to do so. Will the Mane 6 or any other ponies be able to stop him? Or will he quit?

Cover art: Lil_VampireCJ! (Commission!)

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Sprout Cloverleaf has fallen from his one time, lofty and cushy job and secure financial future to become perhaps thee most despised pony in all of Equestria. As Hitch Trailblaizer's deputy and the defacto CEO of Canterlogic Inc. once his mother stepped down from the position, Sprout had a future any pony would've envied. But, in the blink of an eye, he threw away his whole life over baseless fears and bigotry.

Sprout now must face the consequences of his actions, face an uncertain future where everything he took for granted is gone and must learn to rebuild a life for himself. With help from some old friends and from a few new ones he will meet along the way, he will face many challenges and heartbreak in the quest to reclaim his life. Will he make the right choice(s) when pressed, or will he fall back on old habits that ruined his life before and could very well ruin him again.

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Magic isn’t real. Twilight Sparkle abandoned that fantasy in her childhood, along with nonsense like pony princesses and myths of a monster in the moon. The only thing worth believing in is that which can be proved—scientifically, of course.

But then a series of un-scientific phenomena starts happening at Canterlot High. The magic-obsessed transfer student won’t leave her alone, a vivid nightmare haunts her dreams with increasing intensity, and her benevolent mentor-slash-principal is clearly hiding something big. Everywhere she turns there’s talk and sight of magic; rumours of a thousand-year old prophecy and a monster returning to seek revenge. And worst of all? Twilight finds herself almost willing to believe it.

Almost. Good thing she’s smart enough not to, right?


An EQG-adjacent retelling of the season one opener. Sciset. Animated trailer. Reviewed by PaulAsaran. Art by me!

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This story is a sequel to Tears in the Snow


It's been three days since Twilight found out she is pregnant. How will the Element of Magic confront dealing with her fiancé, the rigors of motherhood, and way too many hormones? With magic, and lots of bizarre food cravings.

Cover art by fuzzetch of DeviantArt

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PONECO is well-known in Equestria for its insurance. From hot air balloons to crazy contraptions, from trolleys to carts, PONECO covers everything that moves ponies, and even ponies themselves.

Melody Fright is a young unicorn filly who, to say the least, doesn't like PONECO's commercials. More specifically, she despises the ones with the company's beloved and iconic reptilian mascot, a gecko with no name attached to him and an identity that is (mostly) tied to his workplace.

This is the story of how a filly faces her fears, makes a rather unusual friend, and sets her sights towards a new goal in the name of friendship.


A short crackfic-esque story I banged out for Spoop Day. Happy (belated) Halloween/Nightmare Night!

Mostly based on true events, detailed in the Author's Note.

Although PONECO is a parody, the Crossover tag has been added due to similarities with the real-life company.

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There's something lurking in the Everfree Forest. Something evil. Something horrifying. Something hungry. Something... yellow. Ponies are going missing, and nobody is quite sure why. Can anypony step up and find out before it's too late? With Fluttershy off becoming an Applewood superstar, it's up to her friends to get to the bottom of this.

Crossover with the Rob Cantor Musical Universe.

Reviews:
“Fluttershya LaBeouf is very very good. An excellent read for a spooky Halloween evening. What you have here is really phenomenal and an absolute delight.”

-- A friend of the author

“It’s very well written. Like, too well written. Please, I implore you to put your talent for writing to make something publishable."

-- A different friend of the author

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