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"Caffeine and sleep deprivation do a good story make."

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Celestia has made mentally challenged clones of the citizens of Ponyville and various terrorists of Equestria. Luna is concerned.

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After some erratic driving during the second coming of Jesus Discord, Twilight gets a letter informing that says her Air Balloon Licence has been revoked, at it seems that all her friends, magic, and connections can't get her out of this one. Join Twilight (and Spike too, I guess) on an exciting journey through the dark abyss from which none returns with their sanity: The Department of Magic Vehicles.

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Dear Princess Celestia, this is easy!


Join Twilight Sparkle and her friends as they easily defeat every challenge thrown at them with their awesome friendship powers.


Based on this story:
My Little Pony: Friendship is Overpowered (Equestria Girls)
My Little Pony: Friendship is Overpowered (Season 5)

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This story is a sequel to A Sleeping Rose


It's been a week since Sam spent the night at Rose's house, and the two have grown closer. Rose helped plant flowerbeds all around the house, but a surprise visit to check on the flowers on laundry day puts a slight strain on their budding friendship. Now Sam's forced to make some choices she's not quite ready for.

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“So, long story short, we’re all dead.”
And that's all you need to know.

Ghostly hijinks are sure to ensue as one set of mares get a once-in-a-deathtime chance to haunt their town, their neighbors, and each other. Just as long as the Spirit of Death doesn't get them first.

A Halloween/Nightmare Night one-shot of the haunting variety!

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On a warm, rainy afternoon, two young ponies take shelter in a gazebo. One is hoping to find a job at a bakery nearby, and just wants the rain to go away so she can make it to her interview. The other isn't really a pony, and just wants the rain to go away so he isn't caught.

Life tends to work that way, I suppose.

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Written for the Outside Insight Fanfiction Contest.
Featured 8-10-14!

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One day, Rainbow Dash notices something about Sunset Shimmer: she only eats salads, fruit, and non-meat products. So she decides to dare the former pony to try a meat product the next day at lunch. Little do they know what's on the menu that day...

Set in the Equestria Girls universe.

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Princess Cadence is put on trial for discharging her love magic into the crowd and tragically shipping twelve ponies. Equestria waits with baited breath as witness after witness is called, sworn to tell the whole truth. Particularly the sexy parts.

Done as a livestream writing exercise in about two hours.

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No pony can slay the King. It's Nopony's destiny to do so. But when you cheat fate, fate cheats you.


Alternate Universe tag because here, King Sombra won when the Crystal Empire returned. He has been ruthlessly ruling Equestria and beyond ever since.
Proofreading by Smaug the golden.

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Once upon a time, there was a pony named Fan Service. She had an amazing life -- money, fame, good looks, but she realized it was missing something: character depth. And so she set out to seek the one thing that would make her life complete.

Written in four hours during a speed writing exercise. Totally unedited. Enjoy!

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