Twilight's had enough to deal with being the newly crowned Princess of Friendship.
However, when someone returns from Equestria's distant past, things begin to turn a bit unusual.
Now she has to deal with this strange mage that has been calling the library home for far longer than she has.
Who exactly is he, and why is he returning now?

Featured on:
12/5/21
12/11/21

Edited: 9/19/22

Specialist Sunflower, an ordinarily sized member of the Royal Guards, enjoys a day off work by the suburbs of Manehatten.

Tags (by chapter):

1. macro, growth, extrajudicial law enforcement, too much plot and not enough Plot.
2. macro, tuft cuddles, property damage, unsolicited romantic advances

No vore/farts/gore/deaths/explicit stuff.

This story is a sequel to Fallout Equestria: Project Horizons Modded

Dise, Celestia's paradise, city of vice and sin, the last great city in the Wasteland. For 200 years it has stood as the last remnants of the greatest of civilization before the war. A city where your dreams can come true, where everything can be brought, where a lucky night could mean fortune or tragedy. Heaven where sin is rewarded and greedy is the path to glory.

From around the Wasteland, all come seeking to bath in its riches, most fail. But the few who succeded find true Heaven.

However, the city of dreams is about to get two unlikely visitors. After their victory against Dwan and her machine goddess, the Demon Mares decide to take a vacation in paradise(without Blackjack). Rampage and Lacunae seeking some R&R (without Blackjack), to treat themselves, and to seek out their greatest joys(without Blackjack). But is the city of sin ready for the chaos these two mares of destruction can bring? Can the city survive ponies who can destroy it? Only time can tell.

Thank to Kkat, Sombra, and No pony for the characters and setting. Art by the talented https://www.deviantart.com/lyrainjacket

Celestia is always the perfect choice. Even when a misunderstanding is involved.
Saucy Comedy

A typographical mistake leads Nightmare Moon's return to play out very differently. It still gets the job done, though.

This story is a sequel to Golden Origin

Celestia and Luna have been asleep for centuries when colonists, tired of their long exodus in the vacuum of space, begin to settle on their colossal forms. Yet when the harmony between settlers cracks and battle lines are drawn it falls to a young Starswirl to put things to rights before it is too late.

Twilight Sparkle keeps using a specific phrase out in public to describe her 'special relationship' with her friends. Said friends are convinced it does not mean what Twilight thinks it means.

Part of the MAD verse.

Thanks to Steel Resolve and Nova Quill/Firimil for their edits and sugestions! Also thanks to DrakeyC for the story prompt and his edits and suggestions!

And finally, thanks to jhayarr23 for the hilarious cover art.

Horns are a dangerous weapon. You can't just wave it around and use it willy-nilly. You need to be careful. You must use your horn safely. Anon goes on a journey to ensure that horns in Ponyville are properly protected.

Written for The Barcast
Spanish Translation by Spaniard Kiwi

This story is contained in my book "Dash Tries to Win Your Heart and Other Short Pony Stories"

If you have interest in purchasing this non-profit book, check out my online store at this link: https://www.lulu.com/search?adult_audience_rating=00&q=flutterpriest

This story is a sequel to Big Trouble in Little Pony Town

Shouldered with an oversized and unintelligible guest, Anon does his best to acclimate to what is apparently his new domestic routine. Unfortunately for him, a rough start of the morning is only the beginning of yet another day of misadventures...

Artwork by AnonTheAnon (Twitter @RealAnonTheAnon)
Big shout-out to MiddyNight (Twitter @Middynight_) for helping with the Scottish accent for her!

If you want to help support me, I have a Tip-Jar/Patreon HERE

Portal accident equals a human going to equestria. What will happen on this adventure?

(Rewritten from the ground up!)

Warning, Will contain Inflation, Also Rubber ponies.

(Cover art drawn by me)