I...I am a monument to all your sins...
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Throughout his time in Equestria, Anon has seen a great many things - that being said, he's in for a first. The strange behemoth is as beautiful as she is baffling, leaving the man in a bit of a pickle. What does one do when faced with a literal giant of a pony?
Artwork by AnonTheAnon (Twitter @RealAnonTheAnon)
Big shout-out to MiddyNight (Twitter @Middynight_) for help with the Scottish accent for her!
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It says the story is completele. Is that right, because I kinda want more of this?
This seems interesting. Upvote
wait, some_leech isn't writing porn?
does not compute
Me hovercraft's lippin-fou wi eels?
Don't ever let her meet Stella the batpony.
An accent so thick you can practically taste the haggis and Irn-Bru!
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It happens from time to time. And it's perfectly natural to feel a crushing sense of unease and worry, as if some otherwise-immutable cosmic order was being violently wrenched about and distorted from its ordained course and shape
I love this so much!
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I may do more with her eventually - that is, with AnonTheAnon's blessing
Neat looking art of that mare. She looks almost like the girl from 'Brave'.
...Why are the really big non-alicorn ponies always earth ponies?
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Probably because they're horses
Or they're that big as a result of earth pony magic
Death by Snoo-Snoo. Obliterate that pelvis.
I fixed your name issue.
I switched the first two letter of Anon, for a J
It is much less lazy that way
That having been said, The use of the dialect was great, I love it
Oh no. I'd like her to meet Stella. That would be something to hear. I might not understand it, but it would be something alright.
oh my word...
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Oh fudge no.
I only know of Stella from a story involving Luna cursing her to hug ponies whenever she heard hug in any way.
"You know what Jack Burton, would say in a time like this?"
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I will not buy this record: it is scratched.
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It’d be a helluva fight though, and probably end up best friends immediately after.... or enemies
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Eventually?
EVENTUALLY!?!?!?!!!
WE NEED IT NOW
Blame goes for your writing skills being Amazing and the cover art of Nord of sweet chaos
ok, after rereading and finding no Rockhoof, imma repost my old comment i deleted(after i realized i only read one chapter)
sequel pls?
i need to see her and Rockhoof interacting
Wasn't there another story about actually horse-sized Scottish ponies? And anon was a plumber or something? I always wanted more of that, so this is a very welcome surprise.
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Old Jack Burton says What the hell
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2020 is full of surprises
I'm disappointed we only get a hint of them having sex.
A very enjoyable story you've crafted here. I do hope you are able to continue with it.
Wow! You fucking tease!
Good fun all the same. Would have liked some sex though.
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no, you're not the only one wanting more
Random
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well we need Anon to be still alive for the sequel
Is this complete? Cause its really, really good. And I'm loving it so far and I hope to see more.
Big flOof
Ah a, Big Trouble in Little Chinatown, name twist eh?
Oh boy! It's her!
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similar to real horses
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Little China not Chinatown even though it occurs in Chinatown lol
The poor lad. He's gonna be broke, probably two ways depending on how he plays his cards
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For those of y'all wanting more, feel free to pester AnonTheAnon on twitter XD
You're asking a lot, dude...
Heh.
Her best chances are anything related to rock breaking and demolition.
Because that's something you find in every barber shop...
Even if there wasn't a way before, you just created one...
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You probably meant this one, right?
- MLP: FiM
- Comedy
- Random
An ongoing prank war between Luna and a trusted guard gets a little... Affectionate.She'll pick the entire tree, won't she?
Anon: "By now being knocked out for a week sounds like an acceptable option..."
Or concerned he will be out of job in no time...
Maybe story teller might be a job for her.
Well, it was nice to know you...
Nord: "Hey! What do you mean with almost?!"
Didn't she literally came out of an cider barrel?
Good stsory!
I enjoyed reading it.
But I really expected Twilight and Rockhoof to show up any moment.
Also, the entire story I had to think of this comic:
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Yes, yes it was
Inspired by ye olde Sir Hat's love of horse-sized, mouthy mares? Size. Check. Attitude. Check. Boisterous. Check. Accent. Double-check.
Ah, I've missed this kind of thing.
SCOTLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDDDDDDDDDDDD