Spell Fire is a very uptight sort of pony but after a spell backfires, she finds herself in a much more humble position. In short, she is turned into a chair and Starlight sits her generous rear end all over her face. Spell Fire can do nothing but be her cushion and think to herself. Waiting until she turns back to normal to reap her vengeance. Waiting, and waiting...

Lyra misses Bonbon the same way she does every day, aching to see her even tho only a few hours have separated the two of them. What bubbles thru her head while she sits at home? Can this story even be reconciled as pony fanfiction? Read on to find out!

Note: Contains references to real world drugs and sex. Don't read if you don't like those things. Not fully edited because too many stories. Sorry.