You are Anon, and you own a musket for home defense. When four rapscallions break into your house. "What the devil!?" You do what must be done. Now you have to explain to Twilight why this makes sense.

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If at first you don’t succeed, try again.

At least that’s what Anon keeps telling Discord, as he continues to try and reduce his stoney complexion into dust.

What else is new?

Discord is a cocky, overbearing, goofy free spirit. Anon is a cocky, brutally honest, nonchalant free spirit. Both can be incredibly big douches when they want to be, but the girls still like them both even with their flaws.
But one day, Anon finally meets Discord. And he decides he doesn't like him.

This story is a sequel to My Faithful Student

After being trapped in the past by a botched spell. Twilight was almost free to go home before a tragedy struck. Now staying in the past with her two new daughters and a kingdom under her, Twilight Sparkle, the Eternal Queen, shares her time with her foals before her return to the present.

In the present, a pony finds a certain journal left behind from those Forty Long Years, a pony who wishes nothing but revenge upon the Eternal Queen. A pony who hopefully, after seeing all the trials and tribulations of the Queen, will learn that forgiveness is the answer to her troubles. Or at the very least, learn the name of the Queen to enact revenge upon her immortal being.

Sequel to the very successful and well received, My Faithful Student, which was Co-Written by me and FadFreaky

(Coverart made for this story! Thank you Glitteronin!)

It's an extremely hot summer day. What better way to spend it than at a water park with your retired alicorn wife, Celestia? You've already gotten all of the thrills from the park's attractions that Celestia could ever want, and now it's time to relax for a while on the lazy river. But when the two of you find yourselves in a strange, almost liminal space, Celestia has more than a few concerns.

You, however, couldn't really care less.

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The fabric of reality is currently undergoing maintenance, leaving Anon, Anon, and... a lot of other Anons trapped in a white void. With no other ways to kill time, their only means of entertainment while they wait to be returned to their worlds is each other.

What do Anons even do in their spare time?

Pinkie Pie is invisible. What shall she do?

(Have fun reading this!)

An April Fool's story, and an entry in OPERATION: CRACKFIC-STORM - 2023 ( post | entries ).

Featured 2023 April 1-5 - I am a monument to all your sins. Also, as of July 6 2023, this is the most disliked story of the year! Thank you all!

Translating from Dovahzul / Fixing Speech To Text Errors: by Jcc10
Editor (Chapters 7 & 8) by The Collapsed Library

(We are still looking for a editor, please contact Jcc10)

Twilight Sparkle the Princess of Friendship finds a weird gem that sends her back in time, around 200 years before Discord came into the picture. When she comes to she looks at her reflection from a lake to find that her fur and mane colors have changed. Even her cutie mark has changed completely. But yet she still is an alicorn. Thinking that somehow she is in alternate dimension of her home world. And that was what she looked like in the dimension. So she thought she would just play along even though the area she was in looked a little bit more old equestrian then the Equestria of her time. Soon she bumped into who she thinks is Princess Celestia. But is now a male counterpart of her known as Prince Solarium. She began to say her whole name but as soon as she said Twilight she saw Princess Luna!

She quickly figures out that this was not a different dimension. But the past, not wanting to reveal who she fully was she changes her last part of her name to Shimmer. Now everyone in the past believes that she is Twilight Shimmer. Except for Princess Luna and Prince Solarium. Who figured it out right away that Twilight is not of this time. But both respect the fact that she does not feel comfortable revealing the future to them. Knowing that there would be a good chance that. Twilight might not even exist if they learn about their future.

Join Twilight as she tries to get back to her time. While wondering how in the wide world of Equestria. Could Princess Celestia ever have been a male. And is thinking that the two elder princesses had a lot of explaining to do when she returned back to her time. But the longer she stuck in the past might cause her to change her mind and wish to stay in the past find out.

Note I do not make the picture nor do I know who made the picture that I used for cover art I just googled it by just typing time looked at images and found it so I have no credit for this picture whatsoever. I just thought it looked cool and I posted it as my cover for this fanfic. Nothing more nothing less.

Everypony knows that Celestia is the princess of Equestria. She's been one for as long as anypony could remember, and she will probably be for generations to come. Some would even argue that there is no 'Celestia' without the 'princess' before it.

And yet, this morning Celestia has no idea why she is a princess, and her subjects have no idea why she isn't being one.

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Art by ImDaKosmos. Special thanks to Mica for helping me out a lot!

Celestia has always wondered why Twilight never replied to most of her letters. Fortunately Luna breaks the news 'gently'.

A rather silly idea that popped into my head this afternoon. I make no apologies.

Edit: As a few people pointed out, the title was really giving the story away; I've changed it on their (sound!) advice.