Derpy Doo and her family are taking refuge in her Cloudsdale home from a mystery emergency that originated in Ponyville. When their only place to take cover is taken away, they're forced to settle upon ground and find a way to survive.

Don't cry Derpy! I still love you! Either way, some constructive criticism would be greatly appreciated.
How much does Dinky Hooves really know about her rather peculiar mother? What lies behind those winding eyes in that brain of hers? Was she always the mare of everyone's jokes? Or has fate been unkind to her?
And what about those muffins? Read on!

Michael Walker is a middle-aged man, who has a passing interest in My Little Pony : Friendship is magic. On one particular Saturday morning, he awakes to find himself transformed into Twilight Sparkle. How will his wife, her youngest daughter and two grandchildren react upon this new form? And how will he react once he manages to transport himself and his wife to Equestira? How will Twilight react to seeing a double of herself from another world? And what sort of events happen after he and his wife return? What happens after the Princess returns to his world, requesting his assistance in helping to defeat Discord? And what happens next?

Cover Image by iFoxTrax of Deviantart.

"Hello, everyone, glad to be here. My name is Jason Markel and I'm one of the writers on Hasbro's new My Little Pony series, Friendship is Magic. Before we move on with the rest of the panel, let me just say, this is my first convention, and everyone's been just brilliant. We never expected this reaction, not in a thousand years. I'd just like to thank everyone that's supported me in this, not least of all my muses. I don't know where I'd be without their inspiration."

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If you were able to peek into other worlds and talk to the inhabitants there, what would you do?

Twilight told her friends of her adventures in the Human world, but she didn't tell them everything. One dark secret haunts her still.

Hamburgers are delicious.

Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo's Godmother, needs to lie. If she doesn't, she could get fired from her job. Sadly, this also means lying to Scootloo. On her birthday, she wished Rainbow couldn't lie. This turns out to become a giant mess for the Pegasus. When her parents decide to take her away so she wouldn't be hurt anymore, Rainbow realizes her love for the orange filly, and how much she really cares.
((The movie "Liar, Liar" is not mine! The story, however, is!))

In a world filled with unruly people, that pushes you around and treats you like trash specially when you're parents are both dead... life seemed to be turning out to be a cruel joke... but, despite the cruelty and tears we received and made... Sometimes... all we need, is a little kindness...

Christian was a hard working 20 year old boy, who's really down on his luck. He was broke, still at college and has a lot of problems... That all changed when he found a small Creature in a basket within his ruined house, thats all so yellow and pink hair to match... To his surprise, it was the last thing he expected to see in his entire life!

(Inspired by the story "My Little Dashie" and the reason im writing story through and through!)

(This was the idea of a guy named "Christian Mariano" He told me a story that made me write this, i just changed some of his dialect and a small reference to the story My Little Dashie:.. The credit goes to him not me, And for the record.. The picture is not mine as well)

This story is a sequel to My Little Dashie: Fourth Times the Charm

A man gets transported to Equestria thanks to a particularly strange event.

After doing some pretty dastardly things, he finds himself on the run from the law and ends up in the presence of one of the most unlikeliest characters who gives him a strange deal: find out the true meaning of friendship and the magic therein within one month, or spend the rest of his life imprisoned in limbo.

With his freedom on the line, the man has to learn the value of friendship and what he learns could change his life. For better or worse, only time can tell.

- Set around +10 years from the current time-line
- Story has ceased being canon
- Story has characters from various stories (with authorization from their authors)
- Strong language from the start (i.e. lots of swearing)
- Cover art by Ephemurai
- Pictures by LuckyBreak
- Old cover art - 2
- Old cover art - 1
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List of OC's and Characters

Have you ever woken up somewhere you don't recognize? I have, once before. This time was not all that different. Headache? Check. Dry mouth? Check. Upset stomach? Check. Hooves? Uhm, that one is new.

Hi, I'm Bruce and I'm 32. Currently, I'm in a light blue Earth Pony foal's body no one has ever seen before. The rest of Equestria thinks I'm 9 and something really traumatic happened to me. It doesn't help I swear like a sailor and I could really go for a smoke right about now. I just hope that the Everfree Forest, rampaging monstrosities, evil dark abominations against God and the Cutie Mark Crusaders don't kill me before I have just one last drag.

Oh, and ponies are hella creepy when you really think about it. Geez.

A little comedy side project. EDIT: HAHA Main project. More characters to be added if I get that far. Categories might be refined as I write. Entire thing is unplanned except vaguely. Don't Expect excessive cursing to be written out, just hinted at. Oh, and as the character is a 30-ish year old in the body of a 9 year old, sexual jokes might exists but sex itself will not occur.

Special thanks to user Momomojito for the awesome-tastic picture! First fanart, I'm so HAPPY. I've gotten more since then! I should collect it all here. Collected!

*STORY UNDER REVISION*
With a homebrewn shrinking potion, Dash reduces her weight while keeping her wingpower. At the size of a mouse, flying through the Everfree is perfect to train her agility and reflexes.
But swimming in a pool of pudding and the sheer speed granted by shrinking are addictive.
And gathering more ingredients proves hard in ways she never expected.

Will the Poison Joke have the last laugh?