The Problem With Magic

by deathtap

Day 18: Return of the Pegasus

“Final call!” Berry Punch announced after a while.

It was much later now and the bar certainly increased in attendance as more and more Ponies had arrived throughout the night. All throughout Spike, Aiden and I were pretty much isolated in the corner. Our glum expressions, angry disposition, and drunken banter must have kept the others far away. If this bar was full of broken hearts, then ours were probably shattered and Aiden was taking it a lot harder than Spike or me.

“Okay, boys. What’ll you have?” Berry asked walking over to us.

“What’s the strongest thing you got?” Aiden flashed a grin, pushing his Mane out of the way of his left eye to see the drinks behind Berry better.

The barmaid frowned, “I think you need something to sober you up.”

“No I don’t! I’m ferpectly pine!” Aiden hiccuped, “I’s just wanna night - hic - n-nightcap.”

Sighing, Berry reached back and took three small bottles, “This is the strongest thing we’ve got. You won’t find anything in Equestria stronger.”

“What’s this?” Spike asked lifting the bottle up to the light.

“You know Granny Smith?”

“Oh! Is this the infamous hooch? Forest, your favorite!” Spike laughed.

His laughter was like music. It was a change in this sad environment. I couldn’t help but smile in return.

“The last time I drank that, I passed out.” I told Aiden.

Aiden’s eyes lit up, “Perfect! I’ll take six!”

“We’ve only got three bottles left.” Berry then placed the bottles in front of us, “Take it, or leave it.”

“How much?”

“A bit a piece.”

Three bits were placed on the table, plus two more for ‘impeccable service to a bunch of inebriated laggards sharing in their anguish’. A fairly eloquent way of describing us. Berry giggled, but it was clear that she was forcing it. If anything, we were pretty pitiful.

“Where do you get all that money?” I asked.

Aiden just waved his hoof in the air, “It's a secret.”

We each took one of the small Granny's Hooch bottles and stumbled out of the bar. Spike had to help Aiden stand, while I tried to keep myself from spinning off the ground. I took a generous swig from the bottle and could instantly feel the kick in the back of my throat. I coughed.

“You sissy!” Aiden chortled, “This is how you drink!” He took a huge swig from the bottle. His eyes shot open, his expression turned to one of horror and shock, and he nearly dropped the drink as he started coughing. After a minute of this, he looked at the bottle in his hoof. “Wha- what is this?”

“Granny’s Hooch.” Spike grinned, taking a tiny sip. “Forest wasn't kidding when he said he passed out. So, where to now?”

“Why not take Aiden back to the hotel?” I suggested.

“Good idea,” Spike then burst out laughing, “I’m sure he’ll feel better if he sleeps it off.”

Was it that funny?

“Better? Better! Howsh I shupposhed to feel better?” Aiden's speech had begun to slur. “Show shome reshpect! I’m a war hero.”

“Quiet you!” Spike growled in response, “How am I supposed to be unhappy in peace if I have to take care of you?”

“You lovesh me.” Aiden muttered, then exploded into a fit of laughter, after which he pushed Spike aside and put his hoof against the wall of the nearest building. The sound of water falling made the both of us shout and after he was done, he looked back at us wiping his mouth. “I feel mush better.”

“I bet you do.” I commented, backing away from the source.

Slowly, and with much difficulty we managed to get to Sugarcube Corner. The hotel was right across the street from here. At this point Aiden insisted on trying to sing; it was a shame that he could only remember one song, and about three lines of it, which only prompted him to sing even louder, as if volume would disguise his forgetfulness.

“Come on, Aiden. We’ll get you to bed.” Spike held out a hand.

Aiden shrugged off the Dragon’s grip and tried to walk by himself. “Shleepsh for the weak!” He shouted, and then laughed again.

We tried to get to the hotel across the street, but every time we'd get close Aiden would start galloping in another direction forcing Spike to chase him and after each chase the Unicorn would throw up. Where was he storing it all?

Eventually we managed to get Aiden to the front of the hotel. He was swaying, trying to maintain his balance.

“We’re going to get terrible hangovers,” Spike muttered, holding onto Aiden as if he were a prisoner. He was breathing heavily.

“I have painkillers!” I fished them out of my saddlebag, “Maybe if we take them now, we won’t suffer in the morning?”

“Do painkillers work that way?” Spike asked looking at me with his brow furrowed.

“I don’t care. My heart hurts. I’m taking two.” I stated drunkenly.

“Then give me ten!” Aiden shouted. He had such a pathetic expression and was leaning against a cart – perhaps owned by one of the patrons of the hotel. He took another swig from his bottle, which only prompted him to puke again. “Maybe I shouldn’t drink anymore.”

“You think?” Spike walked over and tried to take the bottle from Aiden, but the Unicorn just used his magic to keep it away. “Aiden!” Spike shouted in annoyance.

“You’ve got your own bottle!” Aiden whined, gesturing to Spike’s hand.

“That's not the point! You've had more than enough!” After a few more minutes of this, Spike gave up.

Shaking the bottle of pills, I placed two in the center of my hoof. There was a brief moment where my brain told me that this wasn’t a very good idea, but I hated the way my heart ached and I was desperate to make it go away. I hated the pain I was feeling and in a moment of weakness, I popped them into my mouth and downed it with the only thing I had – Granny’s special drink.

Spike walked over and took the pills from me. “Are you sure that’s a good idea?”

“I don’t care.”

“Give me a couple too.” Aiden wobbled on over. When Spike refused, he expertly used his magic to take the bottle. He popped several into his mouth.

“Wait!” But Spike was too late. “Are you crazy! Are you trying to kill yourself?”

Luckily Aiden’s stomach heaved from the alcohol he tried to chase it with. “Aw, nuts.”

“This is a really bad idea, you guys.” Spike insisted.

“Don’t care.” I was starting to feel numb. “Besides, it’s too late for us.”

Aiden and I started laughing like crazy suddenly. It was a strange feeling, and my brain felt relieved and the pain just... vanished.

Spike looked at us, then at the pill-bottle, sighed, shook it, put one in his mouth...

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I woke up lying on a park bench staring straight up at a bright, beautiful day with the biggest headache of my life throbbing in my cranium. After letting my brain calm down, I sat up and looked around. Aiden was somehow sleeping in a fountain, the upper-half of his body resting safely outside of the water. Spike was sitting on the ground next to me, his back leaning against the bench. There were no other Ponies around. In fact there was a distinct lack of anything around, with the exception of the fountain. There were trees, bushes and… that was about it. Was there a fountain in Ponyville? I didn’t remember seeing one. Where the hell were we?

“My head…” Spike groaned, “What… where… where are we?”

“I was hoping you could tell me.” The banging in my head subsided, and I leaned over myself to try and stop the dizziness from making me feel any sicker than I already was. Granny’s Hooch certainly did a number on your head. I reached into my saddlebag only to find that the pills were gone! Or rather, the little jar for the pills was empty! When did that happen? “Oh. That’s not good. That isn’t good at all.”

“What’s not good?” Spiked asked looking back to me.

I showed him the empty bottle.

“Yeah, Aiden swallowed half of them, and the rest are probably all over the street in front of the hotel. Are you sure they were painkillers?”

I nodded, “Got them from the pharmacy.”

“I was being sarcastic. The last thing I remember was taking one. After that… I can’t remember what happened.”

“Wait. We... we took these? With alcohol? Who's stupid idea was that?”

Spike looked at me funnily. “Yours.”

“What? That...” Then I vaguely remembered the conversation that led to the pill incident. “Oh. Yeah. My bad. That was really, really, really stupid.”

Standing up, Spike stretched his muscles out, “I doubt we were capable of thinking properly last night. I guess we let the moment get ahead of us. Anyway, one thing’s for sure; we’re not in Ponyville anymore.” He stumbled a few steps before his body remembered how to walk. He then walked over to the fountain and gave Aiden’s back a nice, solid smack. Aiden just groaned in response. Spike laughed then took a closer look at the fountain. “We're Esperia.”

“Esperia?” I asked, “That far?”

“Far enough. How’d we get here?” Spike looked around, “It’s about half a day’s journey away from Ponyville if you gallop hard.”

Aiden sat up quickly, “Wh-who goes there? Wait. W-where am I?” He stumbled a bit trying to stand. He slipped and did a half-belly flop in the water. “Ah! Cold, cold, cold!” After a few moments more of struggling, he managed to get out of the water where he promptly emptied his stomach again.

“That’s nine! Nine times!” Spike laughed.

“You can remember how many times he’s puked, yet you can’t remember how we got here?” I asked, “At least I know you have your priorities straight.”

Spike just rolled his eyes, “Hey, at least I remember something from last night. And besides, it’s obvious what happened. We took those painkillers, and ended up here.”

“That just makes it even more confusing!” I retorted, “How’s that helpful in any way? Do you know how worried everypony will be?”

At those words, visions of Applejack flashed through my head. An overwhelming sense of regret flooded through me. Every single bone in my body hated what I had done, and yet deep down I knew that it had to be the way.

“Let’s try to piece what happened together.” Spike said, rubbing the bridge of his nose.

“Maybe I can help you with that. Glad to see you guys are awake.” A voice said walking out of a small shack. None of us had noticed it, since it was small and inconspicuous.

“It… can’t be…” Spike eyes widened open, “You! How? What? When!”

The Stallion laughed nervously, “A while now. I’ve… been working up the courage to come back. I’ve visited a couple of times… just…”

He was a black Pegasus, with a green mane. A Pegasus living on the ground? I understood why Rainbow did it; she wanted to be near her father. Why would a Pegasus live on the ground? Why would he know Spike – they seemed to know each other very well. What did he mean he was working up the courage to go back? Back where? Esperia? Ponyville?

It took me another moment to understand. A flightless Pegasus who used to live in Ponyville. I felt my heart sink into my gut.

“How have you been?” Spike laughed, “It's been so long!” He walked over to the Stallion and they did some special hoof-hand shake.

“Been well. Traveled a bit around. Found jobs here and there.”

“But… why? Why haven’t you come back?”

The black Pegasus shrugged, “I… have. Just... just haven’t really told anypony.”

“Forest, I would like to introduce you to my friend, Atom. Atom, this is Forest.” Spike rubbed the back of his head, “Forest… is currently seeing Applejack…”

There was a long moment of uncomfortable silence.

“If I remember it correctly, that is no longer true.” I stared at the Pegasus who stared back at me.

Taking a deep breath, Atom walked over to me, “Atomic Vortex.” He held out a hoof.

I did the same, and we ‘shook’ hooves. “Forest. Forest Fire.”

“I’ve heard about you. You’re that Earth Pony that survived that run-in with the Ursas in the Everfree Forest, right?” He asked.

“Wow. Word does get around.”

Atom shrugged, “I was near Ponyville the other day on a job. I... couldn't resist popping in, so I just visited… with a disguise... at night… alone...”

“And they call me a stalker!” Aiden shouted. He groaned aloud and dunked his head in the fountain.

“What’s his problem?” Atom asked, slightly offended at being called a stalker.

“You want the long version, or the short?” Spike replied.

“Let’s start with the short.”

“Well, we had a date auction,” Spike noticed Atom’s confused look, “It was to raise money for the Race, okay?”

“I don’t… get it,” Atom said confused, “You auctioned dates?”

“Pretty much. For fun. At least, that was its intention. Didn’t end up that way, did it now?” He looked at me.

“My date was with Cyan Crystal, Spike. That went rather well...”

“Wait, wait, wait. You had a date with Crystal?” Atom looked at me with a bemused expression on his face, “And it went well?”

“She's a lot nicer than she seems, okay?” I said, defending my new found friend.

“Anyway, Aiden – the green Unicorn over there trying to drown himself – won a date with Twilight,” Spike interrupted “And after confessing his feelings to her, he was chewed out by Luna for being a stalker.”

“Really? Princess Luna did that? And Twilight?” Atom scratched his head, “That seems rather… out of character. Seems pretty harsh for something Twilight'd do.”

“Don’t remind me!” Aiden shouted. “Ooh! My head!” He dunked it back into the fountain.

“How is Twilight? She still Ponyville's designated librarian?” Atom asked, ignoring the green Unicorn.

“Yep. She loves her job!” Spike grinned. “I thought you said you stalked Ponyville. You should know that...”

“I don't stalk, Spike,” Atom laughed without emotion, “And I only visited at night. Not many Ponies are awake then. And those that are usually aren't your Ponyville regulars. They wouldn't know who I am.”

Spike explained how the auction went, and mentioned Featherweight's proposal to Scootaloo on the stage. Atom couldn't believe that they were that old already. He had been gone for a very long time. Eventually the conversation got to me and my date with Crystal. It was then that Spike mentioned mine and Applejack's talk in the Ferris-wheel.

“I thought you said you didn't date Applejack?” Atom shot me a venomous glance. He was jealous. It couldn't have been more obvious unless he wrote it on his head.

“The name's Forest. And no, I didn't. We had a talk. A strong talk. A very strong, very final talk.” Sighing, I gazed up at the sky, “I hate to admit this, but she’s not over you.”

Somewhere in the back of my mind I regretted saying that. The selfish part of me did. But this was Applejack’s ex, the Pony who risked his life to save her sister. The one whom she loved. What chance did I have? This was the Stallion that Applejack loved. Right here! Hours away from her! If it were me, I’d be running back into her arms without a moment’s hesitation! What was wrong with him?

“R-really?” Atom stammered. He looked relieved.

Spike looked at me, but didn’t give away any emotion. I hoped that I had the same kind of face, because I was dying on the inside. “She told me about how you lost your ability to fly.”

“Ah. Yes. The Manticore incident. It’s strange, you know. When I put myself in self-imposed exile into the Everfree Forest, I fought those things off pretty easily. Killed a few… don’t tell Fluttershy.”

I couldn’t help but chuckle at that last part.

“Why’d you exile yourself?” I asked after the funniness wore off.

“I… don’t want to talk about that. It’s not something I like talking about.” Atom looked at me, those eyes staring me down.

“Understandable,” I had my own secrets too, and I had just met the guy. “So, then what happened?”

“When the Manticore attacked Ponyville, the Unicorns managed to scare it off, but on its way back to the Everfree Forest, it cut across the school. The students were all supposed to be evacuated, but for one reason or another the Cutie Mark Crusaders didn’t leave. Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo and Applebloom were still in the school when it started destroying the place. I was flying overhead at the time when I heard screams from inside the schoolhouse. That only attracted the Manticore's attention, and it started hunting them. I managed to get the two older girls out of there without incident, but I wasn’t fast enough to get Applebloom to safety.”

“What happened?” I asked.

“Well, I had to fight it, while at the same time protect Applebloom. Fighting outside in the open is one thing, but inside the school's halls... while I distracting the Manticore, Applebloom managed to escape. And not a moment too soon. The Manticore’s tail had stung me.”

“You poor baby.” Aiden muttered.

Atom shot him an annoyed look before continuing with his story, “I crashed into one of the classrooms and managed to get stuck under a bookcase. Probably saved my life. The Manticore couldn't find me. I was stuck there for a while before I got rescued. Luckily Fluttershy gave me some anti-venom, but it was too late for my wings. The venom paralyzed my supracoracoideus…”

“Gesundheit.” Aiden uttered sarcastically.

“What’s your problem?” Atom barked, turning on Aiden.

Aiden didn’t miss a beat, “Oh. I’m sorry. What did you say? I couldn’t hear you over the sound of the Mare who you loved you waiting in the next town. You’ll have to speak up.”

Atom stood there dumbstruck. I couldn’t suppress the urge to laugh at that.

“He’s been through a lot, Atom.” Spike tried to pacify his friend and stood between the two, “He’s upset. And he’s kinda right, you did have somepony waiting for you there. But... it's been so long. You can't possibly expect Applejack to still be expecting you. What I can’t understand it why you haven’t come back. How long have you been here?”

“A… month, I guess. I’ve been… slowly trying to come back.” Atom looked down.

“Coward.” Aiden mumbled.

Atom shot him a rancorous look.

Spike looked over to me in the meantime, I could see the pity in his eyes. Pity for me.

“It’s over between her and me, okay?” I stated angrily, “There’s no reason to look at me like that.” Just because I said that, didn’t mean it didn’t hurt.

There was a real uncomfortable moment of silence between all of us. Aiden dunked his head into the fountain again, taking in a mouthful of water. He swirled it around and gargled a little before spitting into the nearby plants. He smacked his lips while making a face.

“What’s a super-co-deus?” I asked.

“The supracoracoideus? It’s the muscle that lets me… ‘flap’ my wings. I can spread my wings, but I can’t pull them down, so I can’t fly.” He demonstrated this by extending his wings and after a few seconds, used his elbows to push them back down against his body. First the left one, then the right.

“Couldn’t you use something that would pull them back for you? Like some sort of elastic band?” I asked.

Atom laughed at that, “I’ve actually tried that, surprisingly. But there’s more to flying than moving wings up and down. You have to turn them at various angles in the air to maintain speed and altitude. It’s funny, but when you’re up there you don’t really think about these things. One small mistake could cost you dearly. The last time I tried experimenting with flight I got lucky, I only fractured my left wing. Trust me, I’d do anything to get back up there.” He sigh then looked up and stared longingly into the sky.

Aiden walked over to us, “I’m hungry. Can we eat? My stomach is empty.”

“Gee, I wonder why.” Spike shook his head and laughed to himself.

“Sure. Just tell me what you guys want and I’ll go get it from the town.” Atom grinned.

Spike frowned, “Why can’t we just go into town with you?”

Atom just stared at us for a long while in silence. “You… don’t remember anything from last night?”

We all shook our heads in agreement, none of us recalled anything.

“How much did you guys drink? Or rather, what did you guys drink?” Atom shook his head and laughed mirthlessly, “You really don’t remember? Well, you guys can’t go into town because if you do, they’ll lynch you all.”

“What d’ya mean?” Spike was just as confused as I was. Aiden on the other hand had started walking down the path.

Atom sighed, “Fine, come with me, but I’m not responsible if you get mobbed. Oh, and tell your friend he’s going the wrong way.”

The town of Esperia was a mess! The roads were strewn were garbage, many of the windows along the street were broken, and several carts were upturned in the middle of the road. Ponies everywhere were picking up and clearing away the mess. That was until we were spotted .

“That’s them! They’re the ones that did this!” An elderly Pony accused, pointing a hoof at us.

The town started to surround us, angry Ponies all around. They were all really, really pissed off. What in Celestia’s Mane did we do?

“You! You brown one!” An elderly Mare shouted at me, “Why did you decide to run up and down our street at that ridiculous speed? Look what you did to my windows!”

“And you! The Dragon! You find it funny to throw garbage around and try to shoot it with your fire?” Another old Pony shouted.

Spike gulped as his face turned white. “I did what? Oh no…”

“What’s wrong, Spike,” I asked.

“He has two types of breaths, one is used like normal, to roast things. The other is used to send messages to and from Princess Celestia, practically anything as long as it’s not living – or in this case, piles of garbage. Far more effective method than using the postal service. ” Aiden replied on behalf of the Dragon, who was still too stunned to say anything.

“You sent Princess Celestia garbage?” Atom asked incredulously.

The rest of us couldn’t help but laugh.

“It’s not funny, you guys! Princess Celestia is going to be furious!”

He was right. That wasn’t funny at all. Especially not after she blew a hole in my chest.

“Atom, these troublemakers friends of yours?” A slightly larger, more groomed Pony asked walking up to the Pegasus.

The Stallion looked at us, then nodded, “Yes. They are.”

“Well, they’re in a whole lot of trouble! Do they know how much property damage they cost? Do you have any idea how much trash is floating around? And don’t get me started on what you did to the forest outside of the town…”

Atom laughed nervously, “They were drunk. These things happen?”

The groomed Pony was not amused, “I’m afraid that I’m going to have to call the Royal Guard on this…”

“There will be no need for that, sir,” Aiden stated stepping forwards.

“And why's that?”

“Because I am a Royal Guard.” The crowd of Ponies did a collective gasp.

Atom leaned in closer to me, “Is he really a Royal Guard?”

“Yep. He’s also my guardian.”

All that statement got me was a very confused look from Atom.

“I will compensate you for whatever damages have been done, and my friends and I will help fix anything that can be repaired and clear your streets. Please accept my humblest apologies for last night’s… mayhem. I assure you that we meant no harm.” Aiden bowed to the townsfolk.

They all started murmuring with each other. After a moment one of them spoke, “How will you pay for all the damages? There’ve been quite a lot of them.”

“Then I will go to each party’s property that has been vandalized and will assess and compensate as such. My friends in the meantime will clear the streets of debris. Is this agreeable?”

“It is. Might we have your full name, sir?” The well groomed Pony asked.

“Aiden Fomaio.” He did a salute. “Royal Guard to Her Majesty, Princess Celestia and Princess Luna.”

He failed to mention that he was essentially my personal overseer and that he was forced out of retirement to watch over me. That was probably a smart thing to do.

Another Pony walked up behind the well groomed one, pushing him aside.

“My name is Daffodil Meadow, the mayor of Esperia.”

“May I call you Miss Meadow?” Aiden flashed his best smile.

The mayor smiled in response, “Please do.”

Wow, Aiden did certainly have a charming side to him, and he flaunted it rather expertly. A part of me was secretly happy that Twilight didn’t fall for this rogue. Then again, Twilight was really smart, or as Pinkie would say: she's super-duper smart! Still, Aiden was a fairly cool guy. He did come after me in the Everfree Forest during the Ursa incident. I know it was his duty to do so, but when we were trapped along the cliff's edge, he stayed with me until I was safely away.

Aiden went with the townsfolk, all of them treating him as if he was royalty.

“Bastard gave us all the hard-lifting.” I muttered to myself.

“What was that, Forest?” Spike asked.

Oops. “Nothing, just thinking out loud.” I had to be more careful.

For the next few hours, Spike, Atom and I were clearing out the debris. Filling small baskets with garbage then taking the debris and loading it into a large cart. When the cart was full, we dragged it out of town where there was a small dump. It took us all morning but by the time we were done, the streets were clean and the locals were happy. All that was left was to replace the broken windows.

“You, there.” An old Stallion walked over to me, “I saw you last night zipping about. You got some legs on you, kid. Able to run that fast with a Dragon and a Pony on your back ain’t no small feat!”

“Come again?”

“Last night. The Dragon and your other friend were on your back. You said something about training and whoosh you charged down the road and back again!” The Stallion moved his hoof quickly from right to left to emphasize the speed, “After the fourth time… well, you can see for yourself.”

“I did all this?”

“Well, yes. Your friends are to blame as well. They egged you on. And then they started 'celebrating' your victory, but throwing garbage at you... I guess they thought it was confetti.”

“Now that you mention it… I do remember riding on your back, Forest.” Spike’s expression then lit up, “That would explain how we got here so fast!”

“Uh… yeah, we could hear you coming from miles away, and that trail of fire… “ The Stallion shook his head, “That was somethin’ else!”

“Don’t look now, but I think we have more visitors!” Another of Esperia’s citizens stated, “Three Mares.”

At the edge of the town I spotted Twilight, Amethyst and Lavender.

“Hey!” Spike waved to them.

“Spike! Forest! There you two are… where’s Aiden?” Twilight looked around.

“He’s busy at the moment, Twi.” Spike replied.

A look of relief flooded her face, “Oh. Well, I’m glad to find that you’re all okay. What was the purpose of running around like that last night? We were concerned. You guys were acting strange… well, you guys were acting stranger than usual.”

“Do we act strange?” I asked.

“Constantly.” Lavender laughed.

“What happened here?” Amethyst questioned, looking at the houses, “Esperia have something against glass? Your windows don’t have any.”

“Now that you mention it…” Twilight looked around.

Spike and I shared a look – we seemed to be acquiring this uncanny ability to communicate without words. He gestured with his eyes. He wanted me to explain. I shook my head and nodded to him. He should explain. To which he shook his head…

“These two broke them all last night with their high-speed running.” The old Stallion explained when he understood that neither Spike nor I wanted to.

We looked around. Something was missing… or rather, someone was. It was then that I realized that Atom had mysteriously vanished. Strange, he was right behind us a second ago.

“Oh, Twilight, there's somepony here that…”

Before Spike could continue, I interrupted him with a loud cough. He looked over to me. It took him a moment, but he understood what I was doing. Atom was hiding for a reason, and it wasn’t our place to reveal him.

“That?” Twilight asked.

“That... that...” Spike looked over to me, pleading with his eyes for help.

“Thinks we...” I prompted.

Spike continued, “Thinks we... won't.... won't win the Race!”

“Good one! I mean... yeah! Can you believe that?” I grinned nervously.

Twilight just frowned at us, “Why do I get the feeling you're hiding something? Well, are you guys ready to head on home? There are a lot of worried Ponies back in Ponyville.”

“We’ll catch up. We have… things to finish. We’ll be back later on tonight.” It wasn’t that I didn’t want to return, it was that I needed time to think and get my thoughts sorted. I didn’t want to return so soon. The emotional wounds from last night were still too fresh, and I couldn’t even bare to think of being in the same town as Applejack without seeing her. My heart was still aching, and now there was another detail that I had to contend with.

“Oh-kay,” Twilight replied slowly, “You… don’t want to go back together? I can teleport us.”

“Allergic to magic, remember?” I showed her my bracelet.

Twilight's eyes lit up, “Oh yeah, I completely forgot about that.”

“I find that hard to believe,” I replied, “Anyway, I’ve got to wait for Aiden… and we haven’t finished fixing the town yet… so…”

“Hey, guys. Everything’s fin- Twilight?” Aiden eyes bulged out of their sockets when he saw her.

Twilight blushed, and turned away, “Hi.”

There was another long period of silence between all of us.

“I see you kids have some catching up to do. We’ll be over there if you need us.” The old Stallion pointed across the street before grabbing his friend's hoof and led her away.

You could cut the tension with a knife.

“Forest, do something!” Spike whispered.

“Me?”

“Yes, you!”

“Well! That was a crazy night!” I laughed, “We ended up in another town! How about that, huh? Funny, right?”

“Yeah! Funny!” Spike laughed nervously.

“I don’t see anything funny about it. You all acted irresponsible, and from the looks of things, you boys continued to be irresponsible throughout the night. And now Applejack’s upset, Pinkie’s furious that you left without her, and Princess Celestia’s study is currently swamped with garbage.” Twilight narrowed her eyes, “So, yes, I don’t see anything funny or amusing about what happened.”

Wow. Where did that come from? It was almost as if Aiden was a catalyst for Twilight's rage!

“Your turn to do something,” I whispered to Spike.

“No way!”

“Twilight… I’m sorry about last night, but please don’t take it out on those two.” Aiden said standing in front of me. “We were upset, and we acted… stupidly.”

“Yes, you all did. Now, Spike, Princess Celestia wants a word with you, and Aiden, you take Forest back to Ponyville. Girls? We're leaving” Lavender and Amethyst got closer to Twilight, “Spike, we’re going. Now.”

“See you later, Forest…” Spike whispered.

“Good luck, Spike.”

Spike gulped and walked over and stood next to Twilight.

“Oh, and Forest, I don’t know what you said to Applejack, but she’s clearly very, very upset. I thought you were better than that.” Twilight glared at me.

I looked away from her, “Did she tell you about last night?”

“Well, no… but…”

“I’m not going to explain, Twilight, but she’s clearly got issues from her past. We… it’s over between us. Applejack and I are not together anymore. We never were. And I know it might sting a little, but she’ll get over me.”

Twilight said nothing for a long moment, “Fine. But you should still talk to her.”

“What? Why?”

“Because that’s what friends do, Forest.”

Her words felt like a slap to the face. She was right! That is what friends do, and she was my friend. A very dear friend.

“Ready girls?” Twilight asked Lavender and Amethyst. They both nodded at the same time.

“I’m not a girl…” Spike muttered.

In the next instant they were swallowed by a bright light and were gone. All that remained was a faint smoke, the fumes rising up slowly before melding with the air. A part of me felt jealous, that is something that I could never experience due to my ‘condition’. Teleportation. I wondered what it was like.

Aiden looked at me, “Well, that was awkward.” He flashed a grin.

"She hates you, you know."

Aiden's grin vanished, "Don't remind me."

“Are we done? Can we leave now?” I asked.

“Pretty much. Although I’m now officially poor. All my savings! Gone!” Aiden grumbled, “If only I didn't spend that amount last night. I’m so stupid! Did you see the way she looked at me? I’ve had warmer looks from a Windigo!”

The mention of that creature brought my attention to the saddlebag around me. I could feel the coolness of the dagger resting securely in one of the pockets. Something else was in there with it. Why hadn’t I noticed it before? Now that my attention was brought to the bag, I felt it poking me in the side. Reaching in, I pulled it out. It was that silly hat that Crystal had bought me last night.

Now that I thought about it, what happened to my suit? Oh, man! Rarity’s going to kill me!

Atom appeared from behind the nearest house. “So, you guys are leaving?”

“So that's where you ran off to.”

Atom pocked his hooves together nervously, “I… didn’t want Twilight to see me.”

At this, Aiden literally stormed over to Atom practically standing on top of him, “You… you just…” He grunted in frustration, “How can you just sit here on your flank for a month and not go back to Ponyville to the mare you care for? What is wrong with you? If you really loved her then you wouldn't be here! If I had somepony like that, I’d never want to be apart from her! You’re pathetic! Both of you are.”

“Didn’t you do the same thing with Twilight,” I countered, my anger rising, “You hid from her as a baker in Canterlot, right? Why?”

“Because I was a coward. But then I said to myself, ‘If I don’t try, I’ll never really know!’ Forest, you were actually the one who inspired me to do that. And yes, I did get hurt. Badly. But now I have no regrets.”

“Except for wasting a thousand bits and becoming the object of Twilight's anger...” I muttered.

Aiden just heaved a frustrated sigh.

“So what do you suggest we do?” Atom retorted.

“Figure it out yourselves. You’re big boys. I don’t need to hold your hooves,” He shook his head slowly, “You guys just don’t realize how lucky you are. Don’t you care for her?”

“Of course I do!” Both Atom and I stated at the same time. We looked at each other, a little confused, shocked, and angry at the same time.

“Whatever. Let’s get going, Forest.” Aiden started walking.

“Wait. I’m… coming with you.” Atom caught up to us. “I… I…”

“You want to see her again.” Aiden stated bluntly. “Is that okay with you, Forest?”

“Okay with me? Why does my opinion matter?”

“Because he had his chance. He blew it. Do you think it’s fair to Applejack if he returns to Ponyville now when he could have done so any time he wanted? Only now when she’s found another Stallion in her life he decides it’s time to return. That doesn't seem very fair on her.”

Aiden did have a point.

Atom looked at the two of us, “I'm going. I'll follow you if I have to, but I'm going.”

Just then Aiden's stomach growled. “I need something to eat.” He reached into his saddlebag and his face drooped, “Forest! Can I borrow some bits?”

“You've got nothing left? Well... neither do I, actually.” I held up an empty coin-purse.

“I... I can treat you guys. If you let me come with you.” Atom offered.

“Forest, let's go...” Aiden's stomach roared in defiance. “Fine! You can come with us! Let's grab something in town.”

"Everything's closed because of you two." Atom pointed out the obvious. All the residents were too busy repairing their broken windows.

Seeing as there was nothing available, we left the little hamlet of Esperia. When we got far enough along, I turned back to look at the town. It was a beautiful little place, set in a tiny valley surrounded on all sides by a trees. Outside the trees were fields and fields of crops in a variety of colors. Shades of green, yellow, purple and red as far as the eye could see. In the far distance I noticed a train chugging along. Equestria was so beautiful. So lush and clean.

“That train goes by Ponyville.” Atom stated standing next to me and following my gaze, “We don't have a train station here. The nearest station is in Altai, the nearest big town. It's in the opposite direction, though.”

“Where's the nearest place we can go eat! I'm starving!” Aiden moaned. His stomach moaned in agreement.

“There's another town not far from here called Messara. There's a nice restaurant there owned by a Mare named Mint Dumpling. It's called the Hoof'n'Hay.”

“Well then, what are we waiting for!” Aiden charged on ahead.

Without Aiden to distract us, Atom and I walked side by side in uncomfortable silence. It was painful for me to accept what happened last night, but this? This was beyond a cruel joke. Questions rushed through my head. What would Applejack say to me? What would she say to him? I had ended it with Applejack. I broke it off! So, why was it so hard to accept this and let go? Why couldn't I just let her go?

“It's hard, isn't it?” Atom was looking at me.

“I beg your pardon?”

“It's hard. Trying to let Applejack go, I mean."

"How did..."

"I know that expression. Trust me. I've seen it every day for the past Celestia-knows how long. In the mirror. Every single day...”

I looked away from him. He was right. It was hard. But the more I thought about it, the more I came to realize that I needed to. I couldn't be with her. I couldn't be with any of them. Not until I beat Tutela in her game, and with the way things were going, that wasn't going to happen. She did tell me that falling in love wasn't the same as finding out the answer to her question. The true meaning of friendship. How was I supposed to discover something like that if I kept getting distracted by every pretty Pony I came across! And I didn't have that much time left!

Perhaps helping Atom find peace with Applejack will give me an insight to this elusive concept. I thought to myself. Worth a shot.

“How long have you been gone?” I asked, curious.

“A... while.”

“A year? Two?” I asked.

“No. About... eight. It was just after Rainbow got into the Wonderbolts, before she left for her special training.”

“Eight years! You kidding me?” I was astounded. “How old was Applejack when you left?”

“Twenty.”

“Eight years!” I shook my head.

“I know.” Atom muttered, “But she... she really hurt me. I'm not make excuses, but I couldn't believe she was breaking it off with me because she didn't want me to remind myself she was the reason why I couldn't fly. No matter what I said to her, she insisted, and the more I pushed the harder she convinced herself that was true until I just couldn't take it anymore. You think I wanted to leave? You think that I liked spending the past eight years wandering around aimlessly hoping in some weird way she'd come after me? She could have sent a letter. A note. Anything! All she'd have to do was ask Spike to use his magic breath. But nothing. All this time, and still nothing.”

Applejack had hurt him as well, perhaps even harder than she had hurt me. Compared to my broken heart, he had been through hell and back. Even after all this time he still hoped that she would still want him back.

“What have I gotten myself into?”

Atom laughed, and wiped his eyes with the back of his wrist, “I sound pathetic, don't I?”

“Honestly, I'd probably be in the same place if it were me.”

“You seem like a nice Stallion, Forest. I know it might sound strange coming from a complete stranger, but if there's anypony that I'd want to be with Applejack, it would be somepony like you.”

It killed him to say that, I could see it in his face. “Why would you say that?”

“First of all, because Applejack is an excellent judge of character. If she fell you for, it's because she saw something in you that was special. Secondly, because you just seem like somepony who is willing to do anything for others.”

“No. I don't deserve that kind of praise, Atom. Please don't say that.”

The lies! How many lies had I spun in the short time I was here. My entire existence was a lie. Special? Ha! Do things for others? Ha! Everything I've done was purely for selfish reasons. I wasn't a good person, and perhaps an even worse Pony.

“Food!” Aiden shouted seeing a small inn at the side of the road. He had gone on ahead and was now a good distance away. Probably a good thing too. I was thankful for the interruption. It was beginning to get really uncomfortable. Well, more uncomfortable.

A small wooden sign was right in front of the inn that said 'Welcome to Messara, home of the Vegemaster!'

“Vegemaster?” I asked.

“Oh, you've got to try it! It's delicious!” Atom grinned, “And it'll fill you right up!”

The inn looked slightly old and rustic. But all that changed once we got inside. The outside betrayed just how popular this place was! Ponies everywhere! It took me a second to realize that there were two entrances. The front of the inn had numerous carts parked outside, and Ponies were coming and going. There were two floors made for eating, the lower floor in front of us, and there were two large stairs that led up to a second floor that overlooked those below.

“Hello. Table for three?” A gray Stallion asked.

“No, we're looking to take-out the food.” Atom replied. He turned to Aiden and me, “There's a nice park about two minutes away. Let's go there. I don't really like big crowds.”

“Anything! Just feed me!” Aiden begged.

“So, what'll you have?” The waiter asked, holding a pad in his left hoof and the pencil in his mouth.

“Three Vegemasters, please. With everything... right guys?” Atom asked, turning his head to us again.

“Don't forget the kitchen sink!” Aiden commented.

I couldn't help but laugh at that.

“Wait here for five.” The waiter then walked off.

Looking to avoid conversation, especially with Atom, I took in more of the inn. There was a huge picture on the wall above the front door overlooking the dining area. It was Princess Celestia sitting in this very dining room with a Vegemaster hovering in front of her, a somewhat bemused expression on her face. Princess Luna was to her left with a huge smile.

And in the background I saw Twilight, Applejack and Rarity.

“They came here four years ago,” Aiden said, “The Princesses were touring the land and had heard about this place. I think Princess Celestia was a little overwhelmed by the sheer size.”

“Here you guys are. Hey. Hey! I know you! You're that crazy pony from last night! The one that ran around on fire! Hey, Silver, isn't this the guy from yesterday? The one that set fire the road?”

“So it is!” One of the chefs stated poking his head out of the kitchen window, “Hey, guys, take a look, it's the fire Pony I was telling you about yesterday!”

“Hey, if you do it again - make the road catch on fire - we'll give you these Vegemasters for free! What d'ya say?”

“Make it two Vegemasters each and he'll do it!” Aiden cut in before I could respond.

“Wha-”

“Do it for me, Forest! Me and my empty stomach!” Aiden batted his eyelashes while clasping his hooves together.

“You got a deal! He burns the road, and we'll get you two Vegemasters each. Free of charge!” The waiter grinned.

“Fine,” I muttered, “Let's get this over with.”

I walked out the back-door, followed by every waiter and chef in the establishment.

“I'll need to get a running start. So, wait here.” I jogged up the road a bit.

The commotion had attracted more and more attention, and soon there was a sizable amount of Ponies standing around, most of whom were wondering what was going on.

Great. Now I've got an audience.

Putting my head down I took a deep breath and ran. I loved running. The feeling of the wind rushing past my ears, the breeze in my face. And I started feeling really happy and excited as well. The feeling was simply amazing, no matter how many times I felt this in the past, it was like a new rush all over again. It felt so... natural, and free. Faster and faster I forced my legs to go. Then, I felt it. The sensation I felt before my legs would kick into the special mode. And it happened. Aiden and Atom were suddenly behind me as I exploded by in a burst of speed.

I stopped myself, sliding quite a ways before coming to a halt. Turning around, I had completely overshot the inn. I grumbled to myself and trotted back. The road still had flames on it that was quickly fading away. The guests, waiters and chefs were shouting and cheering for me as I approached them where they all slapped my back and rubbed my Mane. It felt really nice to be praised like that.

“Here're your Vegemasters!” The gray waited beamed, and Aiden took all six, his mouth salivating. “See, I told you! Guess you'll think twice before doubting me...” The waiter's voice cut off as he returned into the inn with his co-workers.

“Food!” Aiden opened the wrapping on one of them and demolished it in two bites.

Atom couldn't believe it, “Guess you really were hungry.”

We ate the rest at the park down the road. It was a pleasant place, full of chipmunks and squirrels. Unlike Aiden, I could barely finish one Vegemaster, so I gave him my second one, which he practically inhaled. Atom couldn't believe it, and offered his second one as well, but by this time Aiden was sated and he lay down on the grass on his back, his fore-hooves behind his head. So Atom walked over to a bunch of young colts that were playing in the park and gave them his last Vegemaster. They thanked him and split it amongst themselves.

“Nothing like a full stomach.” Aiden sighed staring into the sky.

“How far is it to Ponyville from here?” I asked.

“At the pace we've set? We won't get there till well after midnight. We'll need to pick up the pace if you want to get there today. What's the hurry, anyway?” Aiden asked, turning sideways, he used his hoof to support his head, “It's not like we have anything to do...”

“You don't, but I do. The Race is in two days! I need to be in Ponyville tonight.”

“Then why don't you just use your speed to get us there. You carried us yesterday.” Aiden grinned.

“I was drunk, and on painkillers.” I replied standing up and dusting myself off.

Aiden jumped on my back.

“Giddyap!”

“Hey! Get off me!” I tried to shake him off, but to no avail.

“Come on, you carried me and Spike! You can carry me and Atom.”

“Wait, what?” Atom's eyes opened wide, “I'm not riding on Forest.”

“Good luck in keeping up.” Aiden roared in laughter as if he had said the funniest thing ever.

“It's just... wrong!” Atom replied, trying to defend himself.

“Suit yourself. Forest, let's go!”

Shrugging, I lowered my head and readied myself to run.

“Hey! Wait! You said we'd go together!” Atom ran in front of me, “Come on! You can't just ditch me!”

“Forest needs to get back lickety-split! So, unless you can think of something, we'll see you in Ponyville.” Aiden then grinned maliciously, “After Forest gets a chance to talk to Applejack first.”

“That's not fair, Aiden...” I whispered.

“I've got it! Wait here a minute!” Atom ran off.

“Quick, Forest! Let's go before he gets back!”

“I'm not like that, Aiden.”

“You're too soft.” Aiden shook his head sadly. I could tell by the way his weight shifted on my back.

“I'm hard when I need to be. This isn't one of those times.”

“You mean like how you were with Applejack last night?” Aiden sighed, “Honestly, do you think she really deserved that?”

I looked down at my hooves. He was right, she didn't deserve it. I might have been angry, but that was no reason to be as aggressive as I was. I needed to apologize to her.

“No, she said things that made me furious with her, but she didn't deserve me blowing up in her face the way I did.”

“And yet you're allowing her ex to return to Ponyville with us. You're really an idiot.”

“I think Applejack deserves to know, Aiden. I might be thick and dumb, but I really want her to be happy. And if that means I've got to set aside feelings for her, then I'd gladly do it.”

“Spoken like a true moron. But it's your life. I guess you could say I'm rather bitter and cynical after what happened to me, but there you go.”

“What did Twilight actually say to you, Aiden?”

There was a long moment of silence, then he inhaled deeply, “After I confessed my feelings for her, she didn't speak to me for a long, long time during the so-called 'date'. We spent most of it in silence. Then suddenly she just asked me how long I had felt that way about her, and I told her the truth. For ages, I said. After that she just... blew up. I don't know why. Maybe if I had said that I've only been attracted to her for a few weeks she'd not have been that angry. I guess that's what's killing me, it's the fact that I don't know what I did that so wrong.”

“Girls are weird.”

“You can say that again.”

We both shared a good laugh.

“Hi guys. Sorry I took so long. Forest, here.” Atom handed me the end of a rope. He was standing on one of those foot-push scooters. He probably had bought it off one of the colts from the park. “You run, and I'll just ride along on this!”

“Great. So, not only do I gotta run with Aiden on my back, but I gotta drag you along with my mouth as well?” I shook my head, “That's real low you guys!”

“Hey, I could just teleport, then you can drag Atom by yourself.”

“That's actually not a bad idea...”

“Fool! He won't ride on you. What are you going to do? Stop at every intersection along the way to ask him which path to take?”

Aiden did have a point.

“Fine. Let's just go.” I put the end of the rope in my mouth.

"Think of this as training."

“I'm not racing, Aiden. I just need to be with the team."

"Sure, sure. Whatever you say, Forest."

I rolled me eyes, "Ready?” I shouted with my teeth clenched.

“When you are!” Atom shouted back.

I started off slowly, but quickly built up speed. The sound of my hooves hitting the road went faster and faster until it sounded like one step. I could never get sick of this feeling. It was incredible! I loved running! Faster! I wanted to go even faster. Aiden had wrapped both his hooves around my neck now, I could hear him shouting, I think he was asking me to slow down. Down the road we charged. Faster and faster and faster! Go! Go, go, go! Then I felt the rope in my mouth rise up, and I turned to look up. Atom was in the air! His his wings wide open and with my speed the momentum had pulled him into the air like a giant kite!

“Forest! Watch out!” Aiden shouted.

I turned to see what he meant and saw the fence in front of me too late. Slamming my hooves into the ground, I skidded into the fence ploughing right through it. Aiden had flown off of me as I stumbled, rolled and came sliding to a stop in the middle of a field, dust rising up from where I had crashed.

Atom glided down slowly landing in front of me. He folded his wings back with his hooves. “You okay?”

“It's your fault!” I accused. “I didn't know you were flying!” I pushed myself up from the ground and spat out some dirt that had somehow managed to get into my mouth.

“Well, that wasn't really flying. Anyway, I didn't know either. The scooter must have hit a pebble or a rock and I spread my wings out of reflex and up I went. Lost the scooter, though. Anyway, that was pretty impressive. You're fast.”

We heard a groan as Aiden stood up. “Let's not do that again.”

I ignored the Unicorn, “Where are we? How far away?”

“Not far now, actually. If we walk, we'll get there by tonight.” Atom rubbed the back of his head, “Do you mind if I sleep over at yours tonight?”

“I'm staying at Rainbow's house. I don't know if Brian'll like that.”

“Rainbow's?” Atom asked, “I'm sure Brian won't mind...”

“He's not there, Atom. He's in the hospital.”

“What? Why? What happened to Brian?”

“You... you don't know?” I looked at Aiden, but his attention was elsewhere, “He's... in bad shape. Real bad.”

“How bad?”

“Bad.”

Atom just stood there with his mouth open. It was clear that he had no idea. The news certainly came as a shock to him. He sat down on the ground and shook his head, “Do the doctors know what's wrong with him?”

“I have no clue. I... honestly didn't think it was in my place to ask. It's none of my business." I couldn't very well explain to Atom that Brian had accused me of being a human and he was doing his best to reveal me for what I was - am... for what I am. "Are you two good friends?”

Atom looked at me, “I was engaged to one of the Elements of Harmony, Forest. Applejack's best friends with Rainbow. Of course I know Brian.”

I ignored the sarcasm in his voice.

“How long's he been...”

“A while.” I replied, remembering the incident in the trailer in the Everfree Forest with the light blue Pony. Why did she have a whip?

“I... I never knew... I have to go and visit him...”

“Hey Forest! Come check this out!” Aiden shouted.

Walking over to him, I looked in the direction he was pointing. My heart sank. “What the hay!”

“I take it from your reaction that is your suit from last night?” Aiden asked, then bust out laughing, “How did it get on that thing?”

In the middle of the field was a scarecrow in Rarity's suit!

“Hey you! What did you do to mah fence?” An overweight Pony asked walking over to us, “You better pay for the damages... oh. It's you boys. Didn't you have a Dragon with you?”

“Yes, but he's busy. Can you please tell us... why is your scarecrow wearing my friend's suit?” Aiden pointed to it, and burst out laughing again.

“You boys don't remember? You dressed 'im yourselves. You thought he'd be... cold, or somethin'. Not that I'm complaining...”

“C-can I get it back? It actually isn't mine. I was wearing it for a friend... and she'll probably want it back.”

“Well, I kinda thought it was a little excessive for a scarecrow to be wearin' something nice and fine like that. Why, if I were ten years younger, I'd be wearin' it mahself!” The Stallion chuckled, “I knew you boys were out of it last night, but I had no idea it was that bad.”

Aiden finished his laughing fit. At least he didn't puke this time round. “Tell you what, if you agree to giving us back the suit, I'll fix your fence, and my friend here will compensate you on the crops we damaged.”

“I will?” Atom asked surprised.

“If it weren't for you flying in the air, this wouldn't have happened.” Aiden replied grinning at the black Pegasus. The smile seemed somewhat... evil. “So, yeah, you will.”

Atom groaned, “Fine. But I'm doing it for Forest for getting us a free lunch.”

“Whatever helps you sleep better,” Aiden replied, “Forest, you rest up.”

I didn't argue. I lay down on the ground to rest my body, the feeling of the ground under me was nice and comforting. It was then that I remembered that I had broken ribs! The hell? Why didn't it hurt? Were the painkillers that effective that I couldn't feel my pain anymore? No, that's not right. It hurt when I crashed through the fence. But... that's impossible. I can't be healed, could I?

“What's on your mind?” Atom asked, sitting down next to me.

“Nothing. Just... thinking about a few things.”

“About Applejack?”

“Not this time. Have you thought about what you're going to say to her?”

“You're assuming that I'm going to go see her, Forest. I don't think I'm ready. Can you promise me one thing? I know it's asking a lot, especially coming from me, but can you please not tell Applejack that you met me? I just... want to see her one last time with my own eyes, then I'll be gone.” Atom turned away from me. “I've been giving it a lot of thought, and as much as it pains me to admit this, the green Unicorn is right. I've had my chance and I blew it. It wouldn't be fair to Applejack if I suddenly showed up in her life again.”

“I...” Could I make a promise like that?

“Just don’t mention me.” Atom sighed, “Once I see her, I'll be on my way. You won't see or hear from me again.”

“That's stupid, Atom. You should just go talk to her. It might hurt, but you might also gain closure with her. Wouldn't that be worth the risk?” It killed me to say those words, but I had to.

The sad fact of it was that it wasn't for Atom or Applejack, but for me. If helping this Stallion would help me find the true meaning of friendship then I had no choice but to sacrifice my heart for my freedom. I knew it was selfish of me, especially after Applejack got furious for not telling her about trying to get to the bottom of my magic-less condition, but this was different. This was my future, my life.

“I won't mention you, Atom, but I'm not going to lie to her.” I've already lied enough to her.

“I guess that's fair. Thank you, Forest."

“Hey, you guys, I'm finished!” Aiden called out. He saw us staring at him blankly, “Did I interrupt?

“No.” I replied.

“Uh... okay... anyway, are you rested up, Forest?”

“Yeah, I'm good to go... strange that. My ribs no longer hurt.”

“Oh! I completely forgot about that... wait, they don't hurt? At all?”

I shook my head. Aiden walked over to me and poked me in the side. Nothing. It felt normal, there was no wincing pain.

“I've heard of Ponies healing quickly, but that's ridiculous!” Aiden narrowed his eyes at me, “There's something really wrong with you. Or maybe it's something really right. I'll have to put this in my report.”

“Do what you need. Anyway, shall we get a move on?” I asked, “I'd like to get back home before it gets too late.”

“Here ya go!” The farmer had somehow managed to sneak behind me and I jumped a foot in the air in surprise. He roared in laughter and handed me the suit. “So, you boys going for the race the day after tomorrow?”

Aiden flashed another one of his grins before responding. “This is Forest, he's on the team for Ponyville!”

“Are you now? Well, then Ponyville's sure to win! I doubt there're other Ponies out there that can match your speed.” The farmer beamed, “Can I get an autograph?”

That surprised me a little, I've never been asked for an autograph before. “S-s-sure!”

As I stared at the piece of paper in front of me, I wondered what my signature should look like. It had to be cool, but unique. Something that would stand out!

“You okay, son?”

“I've... I've never signed something before.” I rubbed the back of my head laughing nervously.

“We're burning daylight here, Forest!” Aiden was expertly folding the suit for me before slipping it into the saddlebag.

Then I had a brilliant idea! It just came to me. It probably wasn't unique, but it was good enough for me. I drew a large 'F' followed by 'orest' and just below that 'ire'. It wasn't that bad, at least I didn't think so. Still, it was hard getting used to writing with your mouth.

“Thanks, Forest.” The farmer held up the piece of paper to the light, “Now, if you and your team win, I'll be able to frame this.”

We said our goodbyes and once again I had to carry Aiden on my back while Atom took to the skies this time. On I ran, the countryside of Equestria rushing by. Even at my speeds, the sheer beauty of the land did not disappoint. It really was a gorgeous country. As we continued on, I noticed that more and more Ponies and carts had started sharing the road. It was starting to get crowded, and at my speeds, dangerous.

“I think we'd best slow down, Forest!” Aiden yelled over the roar of the wind, leaning in so that his mouth was close to my left ear, “We could really hurt somepony if we keep this pace up. We're not that far from home now.”

He was right, so I slowed down until I was running at a slow trot. Atom was still gliding above us, but now that his 'engine' had stopped he started his descent.

“I wish that I could fly too...” I muttered.

“If you weren't sensitive to magic, I could have cast a spell that would give you wings for a couple of hours.” Aiden slid off my back when my trot slowed down to a walk.

“Couldn't you do that to Atom? Give him wings for a couple hours?” I asked.

Aiden shrugged, “I guess I could. I don't know. He's have to control four wings... that might actually be interesting.”

The terrain had started to change. It was getting a lot hillier and the road that we were on elegantly wove through the various mini-valleys in an attempt to remain as level as possible. In the distance I could see the edge of the Everfree Forest, the road taking a wide loop around the boundary.

Atom had landed on a hill in front of us and waited by the side of the road, wrapping the rope around his hoof as we drew closer. When we reached him, he took the remainder of the rope from my mouth and tied it to itself.

Why did I spend the past ten minutes walking with a rope in my mouth?

“This rope isn't bad. You want it?” Atom asked.

“Not really, but I can hold onto it for you if you want.” I offered.

Atom nodded in thanks, and handed me the rope which I then placed in one of the saddlebag pockets. It fit in there perfectly.

“How far now?” I asked.

“Not long at all. I'd say about an hour.” Aiden guessed, “It's right around that bend. You can't see it from here because of the forest.”

Suffice to say, Aiden's judgment of distance was not very reliable. It had taken us over two hours to walk the distance, so that it was late in the evening by the time we reached the outskirts of town. Along the way we spotted a purple Dragon dozing off under a tree.

“Spike?”

His snoring broke and he yawned while stretching, “About time you guys showed up...” He did a double-take when he saw the flightless Pegasus, “Atom? What are you doing here?”

“Just visiting. I won't be long.”

“Okay...” It was clear that Spike didn't like that idea.

“How is Applejack, Spike?” I asked.

“Well, actually Princess Celestia was pretty nice about what I did to her study, thanks for asking. She didn't send me to prison or anything... so, thanks for asking.” Spike replied sarcastically, “Applejack is still upset, but from what Applebloom's been saying, she'll be up and about in no time.”

“I knew she would. And sorry, Spike, I'm glad you didn't get punished for messing up Princess Celestia's study.” He was right! I should've asked about him first! I was an idiot.

“Oh, I didn't say that. I said that she didn't send me to prison or anything, I still got punished. Spent the entire day clearing the mess I made, while resorting her personal library. I only just got done about an hour ago. Twilight teleported us here.”

“Twilight teleported you here from Canterlot?” Aiden asked incredulously. “That's incredible! I can barely teleport myself that distance.”

“Not just me, she teleported Lavender and Amethyst as well. They wanted to get a good look at the venue for the Race.” Spike explained.

Aiden groaned, “I knew she was strong, but that's ridiculous! Great, now I know two ridiculous Ponies with abnormal abilities.”

“Who's the other one?”

“Our dear friend Forest, Spike. Watch this.” Aiden punched me in the rib. “See? No rolling around the ground in agony? No squeal of pain? Nothing!”

“You're healed? H-how is that possible?”Spike poked my ribs with his finger.

I shrugged, “I dunno.”

“Since when is running around with fire coming out of your hooves considered normal?” Atom asked, looking at Aiden, but pointing at me.

Aiden ignored Atom's comment, “That healing power could be something to do with Princess Celestia's magic.” Aiden thought aloud to himself, “Your ability to heal fast, that is.”

“She a healer?” I asked, wondering if that were the case, why was there a need to have hospitals? That seemed strange.

"No... I don't think so. Spike, is she a healer?"

"I guess so. I've never seen her heal anypony before. Not sure. Don't think so." Spike shrugged.

“On another note, how does Princess Celestia blowing a hole through my chest give me super-healing?” I asked.

“Princess Celestia did what?” Atom stared at me with wide eyes.

“Long story,” I didn't feel like explaining it.

“You see, that's the problem with magic. You can never predict how it'll turn out.” Aiden explained, or rather didn't explain.

I was slightly fed up of that answer, “Let's go to Rarity's. I've got suit then needs returning.”

The four of us walked towards Rarity's boutique, Atom keeping a low profile behind us. Every time he would spot a Pony, he'd duck behind the nearest bush, or whatever happened to be convenient at the time. It was actually pretty entertaining.

When we arrived in front of the boutique, Spike and Atom hung back. I knocked on the door and it was answered by Sweetie Belle.

“Hi, Sweetie, is your sister home?”

“No, she's at Sweet Apple Acres,” Sweetie Belle replied, her voice laced with ice.

Did it just get colder? “Well, okay. I'll come back some other time.”

As I started walking away, Sweetie Belle ran over to me, “How could you do that to Applejack, Forest! You're just like her ex! You're as pathetic as he was.”

Aiden and I shared a look and it took every ounce of my being to prevent myself from looking over to where Atom and Spike were standing.

“What do you suggest I do, Sweetie?” I asked, “Applejack said she didn't want to be with my anymore.”

“She's always like that, Forest. She puts others ahead of herself all the time! It's up to you to make it work.”

“Well, what about Spike and you sister. He's tried hard so many times and he's got nowhere.”

Aiden made a face. That was not the right thing to say.

“That's different!” Sweetie scowled, “Plus Spike is too young for my sister.”

“Am not!” Spike shouted from the dark.

Sweetie just ignored him, “So, what are you going to do now?”

“Go home. I detoured here because I wanted to give back the suit I borrowed to your sister.”

“What are going to do about Applejack, Forest!” Sweetie looked so angry. “Where have you been all day? Everypony's been looking for you!”

“Esperia.”

“Esperia... wait, are you talking about the small village?”

“That's the one!” I started to walk away.

“Then how'd you get back to Ponyville this quick?” Sweetie walked over to me. “Are you telling the truth?”

“I can vouch for him, little one,” Aiden stated, “I was there with him. So was Spike.”

Sweetie Belle still couldn't believe us. It took a while to explain how it was possible. At the mention of Aiden riding on my back, she just shook her head.

“I know that can't be true! You're hurt, Forest. The doctor said you wouldn't heal for weeks!”

“Normally you'd be right, just not this time.” I replied, “I'm actually fine.”

And to emphasize the point, Aiden socked me in the side. It hurt, but not too badly. Certainly not enough so that if I did have broken ribs I wouldn't be standing. Still, he did manage to knock the wind out of me.

“So... you can race? You can run the race, right?” Sweetie's entire demeanor towards me changed.

“I... guess I could.” It was that I didn't want to, but I had already told myself that running the race was now Lavender's moment. I had already stolen the ability to represent Ponyville once, it wouldn't be fair on her to do it again. “I think Lavender will be fine.”

“But... all that hard work you put in. Those laps, those lessons trying to learn how to swim.”

“I'm just as happy to be able to say I can swim, Sweetie. You don't think that Lavender can win?”

She looked around, then leaned in closer. “No. There's three runners in the Race that will totally leave Lavender in the dust. You're the only one that can keep up with them.”

“Forest's pretty fast, Sweetie. I don't think those representatives will be able to beat him.” Aiden patted my back hard.

“You forget about the swimming part! That's Forest's weakest point. If these Ponies can gain enough distance then they'd beat you, even if you are the fastest land pony.” Sweetie sighed, “At least tell Lavender that you can run.”

“Okee dokee. I will.”

At that, we went our separate ways – Sweetie returned to the boutique, while the four of us headed towards Brian's house. We had to walk around Ponyville because Atom was too terrified about the prospect of getting spotted.

“What he needs is a disguise!” Aiden suddenly blurted, “And I know just the thing! I'll meet you guys at Brian's house later, 'kay?”

Before any of us could say anything, he trotted off.

Entering the house, I had to make sure that Rainbow wasn't there before Atom would step inside. He sat down in the living room and looked around while Spike went into the kitchen to pour himself a glass of water. In the meantime I walked over to the guest bedroom and saw Tutela in the laptop's monitor grinning at me from the corner. She didn't make a sound, but I could tell that she was highly amused by my latest antics. I stuck my tongue out at her before leaving the room.

There was an aggressive knock on the door. Atom dove behind the sofa, and Spike tried to look inconspicuous. As I opened it, Aiden burst inside, “Surprise!” He laughed when he saw Atom's expression as he raised himself from behind his 'hiding' place.

“Thanks a lot,” Atom grumbled.

“Pleasures all mine. Anyway, here's your disguise.” Aiden handed Atom two bottles.

He looked at them confused, “What are these?”

“Those are dyes for your coat and mane. That black coat and green mane are easily recognizable, that is why changing them will completely disguise you!”

“You really think so?” Atom asked.

“Of course! Forest, can he use the shower?”

“Sure. It's the door after the guestroom on the left, just before the kitchen.” I pointed the way with my hoof. “There should be a spare towel there as well... I haven't used it. Come to think of it, I haven't taken a shower in quite a while.”

Aiden pinched his nose, “So that's what that horrible smell was...”

We all shared a laugh at my expense. This was great! I've never had this kind of banter before, and I liked it! Was this what it was like having good friends? Were these guys good friends? My eyes began to water for some reason, and I quickly wiped them away.

“What's wrong, Forest?” Spike asked, genuine concern in his eyes.

I couldn't admit that this was the first time I've really had friends I could hang out with. I've always been alone, always kept to myself. Only now with them all here did I realize exactly what I was missing.

“I'm just glad to be back.” I lied.

We chatted for a few, but Aiden kept silent with a huge grin on his face. I was about to ask him what was so funny when I heard a blood-curdling scream come from the bathroom. Moments later Atom ran into the den, only he looked really, really different. Spike and I stared at him with our eyes wide open while Aiden burst out in fits of laughter.

“You... you... you...” Atom failed to find the words, “You didn't tell me the dye was pink!”

Spike and I cracked up. Atom's black coat was now a bright pink, brighter than even Pinkie's coat! And his mane was a blue similar to Rainbow's color. Atom jumped on top of Aiden and started to pummel him in the arm, but Aiden was too busy laughing to care.

“That was low, Aiden!” Spike said when his laughing fit subsided, but he just looked at Atom and fell to the floor, rolling around laughing his lungs out.

“Well, if it's any consolation, nopony's going to recognize you.” Aiden looked at Atom and he too rolled on the floor laughing.

I just shook my head. Although it was funny, it wasn't that funny...

“What's goin' on in here?” A voice yelled from the front door and in walked Applejack with Rarity right on her heels, “We heard a scream and...”

All laughter died. My heart stopped beating. Atom’s eyes widened and his ‘fist’ froze in mid-swing. He didn't turn around.

In that moment all time seemed to stand still.

“Uh... hi, Applejack.” I said stupidly.

Somewhere in the house, a clock struck midnight.

Comments

[Atomic Vortex]

OH FUCK!!! This can't end well!!
And I will destroy Aiden!

[Atomic Vortex]

Oh....I just noticed something and I'm gonna come across as an ass for putting a relatively large hole in this: What happened to my shades?

[deathtap]

857975 Hm... interesting. Didn't think it was a part of the OC's getup. I'll work with that next time around. Already started writing the next chapter.

[Anubis Nox]

Good so far. I feel like this story is losing likes but it shouldn't be

[PonyManne215]

Took long enough to update! Anyway, this is the first good thing that's happened to me today. Even though it's the 4th of July, it's been really shitty for me. I had to like dust every nook and cranny, clean everything, do all of the laundry, get yelled at, and I lost my favorite computer. My mom decided to replace it with a shitty Mac that doesn't have Microsoft Word on it, so I'm screwed when it comes to writing stories. I'll be sure to mention, complain, or congratulate you on anything in this chapter in the next comment. Oh, and do you have a Mac or any experience with it? I need help knowing if there is anything similar to Microsoft Word 2007 for free on this.

[deathtap]

858698 Neo-office.

[PonyManne215]

858719
I was kind of hoping for something along the lines of...free? My mom spent about a thousand bucks and the rest of it (700) came from an anonymous source. (My hard earned cash) Looks like college might not come so soon...

[Ozone]

Well worth the long wait man! Can't wait for the next chapter, I just hope the wait won't be so long. But I understand if it will be. Keep up the good work

[deathtap]

858759 Neo-office is free, buddy.
858779 Should have the next chapter ready by this weekend.

[PonyManne215]

What? It said something about paying $10...oh well, I'll look at it again. Anyway, here's my things, quirks, irks, and praises. (not necessarily in that order)

“You see, that's the problem with magic. You can never predict how it'll turn out.”

You did it again. Again. Are you doing this just to spite me? At first, I was like :pinkie gasp:

After a few more instances, I was like

Now, I'm like FUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Also, why is Twilight such an asshole? I mean really, the bitchy attitude is annoying the shit out of me. It makes me just wanna....Gah! Strangle her...

And man, you write so much! I swear to you, one of these fics, I'm going to bring you on board to collab with me so we can write a 20k chapter together. I cannot even imagine breaking the 10k mark, yet you do it so much in so little time! I'm serious, I will probably send you a link in a PM one of these days, and together, we'll write an awesome fic.

Now if you'll be so kind as to comply and...
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[TheReclaimer]

Ha! Second time I see the title in this story.

[The Pony Police]

So this is the Hangover film in pony form, perfect reference there my friend, perfect.

[Shadow Morph]

858172
you do realize that if you're going to be putting random OC's into the story, then more and more people are going to want theirs in as well.

[Atomic Vortex]

863722
Deal with it would be my response. You mad bro?

[deathtap]

859017 lol. Sure, I don't mind.
860922 Well, it is the theme of the fic...
860981 I'm glad you like it. Some of the things I wrote would have forced me to change this fic from teen to mature if I had left them in. In the end, I think the direction I took was a lot more tasteful.
863722 It wasn't random. I thought about creating a brand new character, but with so many OC's around, I thought it would save me time to use an already developed character instead - with a little spin in it, of course, to fit in this fic. For me to build a brand new OC I would need to choose how he or she looks, then build up a personality, somehow ploy in flaws, and everything, which would have delayed the chapters release.

[Shadow Morph]

865720
ok. point well taken.

[Ninjuto]

Wow, either Applejack or Forest has bad timing, I can't tell who.

[RidiculouslyOP]

Hey deathtap. Its been a while since I've sceen a story on here that blunt and yet that good.(minus sex stories of course) Maybe you could help me with my editing on my story. Its ok if no but just from a noob to a BRILLIANT

[Wolfenpilot687]

Is it me, or Aiden became really hyper in this chapter?

[Derpytakesovertheworld]

DUM DUM DUUUUUUM!!! NOTHING good comes at 12:00 midnight...
Get the refrerance?