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hey there. just posting stories. Please comment or favorite. it helps my self esteem, that is, if its okay with you.


Don't cry Derpy! I still love you! Either way, some constructive criticism would be greatly appreciated.
How much does Dinky Hooves really know about her rather peculiar mother? What lies behind those winding eyes in that brain of hers? Was she always the mare of everyone's jokes? Or has fate been unkind to her?
And what about those muffins? Read on!

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:derpyderp1: Wonderful. I got all weepy. :derpyderp2:

ok you see the bag here it has stars in it you can take them all
if you forget about all these manly tears that i shed:fluttercry:

Aaaaawwwwww...:fluttercry: That... was... AWESOME!:rainbowkiss: It was sad, and satisfying.:twilightsmile:

Oh, and congratulations. This was the first story I've ever favorited.:twilightsmile: YOU CAUSED ME TO CRY TEARS OF SADNESS. MANLY TEARS OF SADNESS.

Success! I have achieved my objective! (SQUEEEE!):twilightsmile:

:fluttercry::fluttercry::fluttercry: Wonderfully written. These tears speak for themselves. Very emotional and strong.

I've been waiting for a good story about Ditzy's past. I think I like this one the best.


First thought: :ajbemused: another Derpy story? This has gotta suck.
After reading: :applecry: Sniff... I MUST FAVORITE! (But really, amazing job.)

That was beautiful

I wanna cry :fluttershysad: it was such a beautiful story

Thank You everyone! It was a pleasure to write, but i love your comments even more, heck even if you didn't like it i want to hear from you.:scootangel:

My D'awwwwwwwww meter has just broken. :pinkiesad2: That, sir, deserves a MUFFIN! :derpytongue2:

just so beautiful

When I look at a muffin, I now see Ditzy Doo in the back off my head. :twilightsmile:

A very interesting take on Ditzy's character. I don't think I've read any other fic that's described her as being mute.

Didn't make me cry or tear up, but it was heartwarming nonetheless.

Anything that makes me tear up get auto 5 stars. It takes skills to do that to me, man. Skills.

I wuv woo

The only canonical facts--literally the only canonical facts--we have about Derpy Hooves are that she is a grey-and-blonde pegasus with a bubble cutie mark, that she sometimes has crossed eyes, and that she once said "Muffins" on camera.

This is an adorable fic. Wonderful through and through. But Mute Derpy--as awesomely pathetic as it makes her--is a bit inconsistent with what little canon exists regarding her. It's a small note, because this fic is awesome, but hey.

Have any of you read bubbles?

Awwwww. I never imagined Derpy's life was so hard.:fluttercry: I am truly inspired to write a story as a tribute to Derpy.
I won't do the emoteicon at the end. :fluttershysad:

Well, exept for that one.

nicely done, another excellent iteration on Ditzy's life :twilightsmile:

I loved the story and it taught me something important, where ever you are as long as there is kindess there is always something to smile about. :derpytongue2:


There needs to be a word for something that is both sad and uplifting at the same time. Were that word to exist, I could describe this better.

125512 <----

Stories that have to do with Derpy Hooves never fail to fill me with so much emotion. This was a very lovely and sad story. I just about lost it when the muffin part came up. Beautiful 5/5

Have a good one.

Someone, please, submit this to EqD!

Congrats good sir. This fic has made it onto the list of fics that can make me proud to cry brony tears.
and honestly that list only contains two fics. (in order of favoriteness)
1. The Ballad of Derpy Hooves
2. My little Dashie
Keep up the amazing work, I can't wait to see more from you :twilightsmile:

Such an amazing fic, thank you for making me cry tears of happiness :fluttercry:

Really emotional,i cant say i shed tears (maybe my eyes got wet a bit) but i had to blow my nose.

Amazing story.

Good story. But what are these "hands" and "arms" you speak of?:derpyderp2: I suggest you change those to the appropriate pony terms.


At the end of the day, love and compassion will win.
Terry Waite

Beautiful, no words descrIbe how nice this was to read. I liked Bubbles, but couldnt put it in my list for Ditzy favorites because it had her as being mentally challenged. An idea that I am not a fan of. For you, not only having her born with normal parents and eyes, but correctly introducing the element of muteness and her later accident and the accuisition of her bubble cutie mark.

In short, I was astounded.

Well, that's sad backstory for Derpy #17. And the happy list remains at... zero.
Why do we torture our little ponies so?:raritydespair:

I love this story, amazing.:twilightsmile:

NO YOU WON'T MAKE ME CRY!!! ... oh balls :raritycry:

Listening to K-9's Lament by Chameleon Circuit while looking at the title image, along with the explanatory paragraph, made me have feels.

I didn't cry, but I felt. Fantastic story, brony. Long may you write.

so sad!!! :pinkiegasp::derpyderp2::derpyderp1::raritycry::fluttercry::applejackunsure::duck::trixieshiftleft::trixieshiftright::rainbowwild::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart:

Very cute indeed! Another sadfic that managed to leave me feeling heartwarmed, rather than depressed. And Derpy is always a favourite for story subjects for me! I'm not sure whether I like the mute fanon for Derpy (Since I find BaldDumboRat's Derpy voice absolutely adorable and hilarious), but you pulled this off nicely. I'm glad it didn't go into the classic retarded-Derpy territory. Definitely a 5-stars from me.

I actually CRIED when I read this! The first fanfic that I actually really CRIED about!!! :rainbowkiss:

Not Even My Little Dashie?

I will not lie, I did not shed a single tear due to the fact that I have read too many sad fics(My Little Dashie top sad fic IMO) but this moved me, to know that the happy mail mare had lived a life of ridicule is what nearly pushed me off the edge of tears.:fluttershysad:

:fluttercry: why does everypony make fun of DITZY Doo, thats just so mean it are make me :applecry::applecry:

This story has succsefuly made me cry. I say Bravo!:pinkiesad2:

D'AWWWWWWWW That was sad!! I loved it!

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