dude i'm so good at nfts they used to call me "the blockchain ballerina"

"Teh" is intentional. Just sayin'

I'm just a teenage Автомат Калашникова Модернизированный, baby

i like this stuff

I'm a writer mostly into gritty, down-to-earth war stories with all their gruesome details and the like. Also, crossovers are apparently the only thing I can write about, doesn't stop the fun there.

Dead as a doornail since 2014

If you can't laugh at anything, the world turns into a very dull place. Dead turtles, for instance...hilarious.

I put on my Walter face on as I get my swag on in my I hate baby ducks t shirt and my Make America Great Again hat.

10/17/17 - I sincerely apologize for all delays. Both of my stories will have the highest priority during my spare time. Look forward writing more :)

Feel free to contact me about whatever.

Aspiring film editor. When I write I shoot for awesome and nothing less. Anti-censorship and pro free-speech.

I'm not Welsh.

If you close your eyes, it's like nothing's ever changed.

Everyday writer for your needs.

We grow 'em big!

I like ponies

Supreme leader of the Union of Broviet Brocialist Bropublics. Writes tastefully smutty fics when he has time between banishing you to the Gulag and fucking your waifu.

I'm just a simple humorist, cartoonist, philanthropist, kinda-pissed, animator. And my love of cartoons stretches all the way to ponies. Expect PUNS.

I'm not dead yet.

I'm a Brony, I'm an author on FimFiction. Thereby I'm a Brony author on FimFiction. Hope you enjoy my works.

"Often when you want a sandwich, you don't have one. Often when you have a sandwich, you don't want one."

Action and darkness. Those are my specialties

And all your friends will be there with smiles on their faces.

Writing graduate who loves cartoon horses and all manner of silly things. Occasionally writes serious stories. A divine Swedish woman drew this avatar.

Army, writer, friend, and wikd imgination. This is a short hobby ive had since 2012. Been a brony since 2010

Greetings, I am Merlos the Mad. I am a dabbler of both words and wizardry in my free time. I also invite you all to partake in my musings. Take care though, as they are the product of a madman.