Zoot and Janice are two Muppets. The Muppets got me into ponies. The ponies made me a brony. Being a brony made me find this site. I now reside here as Zootxjanice, and we're done.
Account is very much on a non-disclosed Hiatus :D TO THE MOON!
Bushfires, floods, cyclones and drought. All at the same time. Australia is trying to kill us all.
Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....
Not the G1 Sparkler. Nor the G3.5 Sparkler. Nor the G4 Draft Sparkler. Nor the Winningverse Sparkler (even though she's awesome).
I'm an observer brony you might say. Dark and mysterious sometimes... and sometimes hyperactive. I'ma cool guy so don't feel shy ta chat with me. My bio is located on my DeviantID on Deviantart.com.
That girl that writes things you may or may not read. TG stuff, probably. Avatar of my batpony Evening Script by baladeAdvent.
The name's Dash. (Previously Ronnie) And I write humanized pony stories. Welcome to my humble page.
"Sometimes the world doesn't need another hero... Sometimes what it needs is a monster." - Count Dracula
Merc's fic guide: by Bookplayer: Is there kicking and/or punching? [Yes/No] Have you considered adding kicking and/or punching? [Yes/No] Have you considered adding more kicking and/or punching?
A simple plot, but I know one day, good things are coming our way.
Just a regular guy who loves writing wholesome stuff. =)
Hello! I am Ceehoff, and as you see, I'm the author of "Equestria's First Human". Welcome to my FimFiction page! Here, you can read the other stories I have written other than EFH. Enjoy your stay!
TPOT for short. Uhh... What do normal people put in here?
I am a part-time writer who has been consumed both by the magic of ponies and the enchanting mystery of their sexuality.
I like girls with dicks, if you couldn't notice. Also stories that are stupid but amusing. And stupidly amusing stories involving girls with dicks. And sometimes without dicks.
I cook my chicken skin side down to make sure I only judge it by the content of its character.
Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm good at writing.
"Defend your clan, even with your life." - Warrior code, Warrior cats novel series. Also, if you don't like that I post Christian blogs, then please either do not subscribe/watch me or complain.
"It's Meta. He hates everything. That's just his purpose; in denying it he would deny himself." -Officer Hot-Pants. "MetaKnight145, somewhat friendly misanthrope who lives on pornsites." -Mr. Grimdark