Rainbow Dash gets her very first gram of weed from Zecora, along with a brand spankin' new bong. Being the awesome pony she is, Rainbow is gonna let her friends smoke the dank with her, free of charge! Then they're gonna leave the house and do some silly stoner stuff. Like, zoinks!

Rated teen for smokin' weed e'rryday.

*Collab with Bad_Seed_72*
Twilight Sparkle, a mare of notorious street cred, doesn't want to spend the rest of her days gang-banging. Deep down, she doesn't care about the hoes or the money. She just wants peace of mind. Unfortunately, bringing yourself up through the slums is easier said than done. Twilight will need the help of her friends if she ever wants to make it out of the ghetto.

Twilight didn't choose the thug life. The thug life chose her.

And she wants to be un-chosen.

A group of anonymous ponies kidnap and interrogate Twilight Sparkle. Their goal: to find out the Equestrian government's greatest secret: How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?

The world will still probably never know.

(Collab with MarineMarksman.) The rapper Ice Cube and a discharged Royal Guard named Backdraft are on the run from the long arm of the law after a drunken shootout. After fleeing to Canterlot, they and a lazy computer pony named Couch Potato try to redeem their reputations by doing things from busting drug gangs to attempted coup d'etats on Celestia. Is this story going somewhere? Yes. Do me and MarineMarksman know where? Hell no. We'll just have to wait and find out.

(Rated teen for cursing and the occasional sex jokes.)

In the Ponyville schooling system, story-time is represented by two seperate, yet equally important groups: The gangsta rapper who reads the tale, and the pony school children who are forced to listen to it. These are their stories... *Chung Chung*
--Rated Teen for cursing. A good deal of it. What did you expect? It's Ice Cube, for God's sake.--

Pinkie clones herself with one of Twilight's potions. Her clones soon outnumber the rest of the ponies in Ponyville, and begin to think they are the master race. The army of Pinkie Pies, led by her first clone, will attempt to wipe out everything that isn't pink and hyperactive. Who can save Equestria from the Pink Empire?

--I apologize for subjecting you to this horror.--

Socks, the comfy hoof-wear that can make anypony's day a bit brighter.
Sandals, the noble protectors of farm-pony hooves from rocks and other rough terrain.
Two garments that can't go wrong, but when the two are combined by a certain pink pony, all hell is sure to break loose.
-Inspired by the weird looks and over-reactions my friend gets when he wears socks and sandals.

-Note this is my first story, and I intend it to be very, very ridiculous.-