• Member Since 14th Mar, 2012
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Inspectah Dash


"Often when you want a sandwich, you don't have one. Often when you have a sandwich, you don't want one."

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Socks, the comfy hoof-wear that can make anypony's day a bit brighter.
Sandals, the noble protectors of farm-pony hooves from rocks and other rough terrain.
Two garments that can't go wrong, but when the two are combined by a certain pink pony, all hell is sure to break loose.
-Inspired by the weird looks and over-reactions my friend gets when he wears socks and sandals.

-Note this is my first story, and I intend it to be very, very ridiculous.-

Chapters (6)
Comments ( 15 )

YOUR FRIEND WEARS SOCKS AND SANDALS?! you must call the police at once

1150713 I tried, but the police were too afraid to apprehend him and his demonic shoes.

1150812 then you must do it. use silver bullets, holy water, a cross, a stake in the heart, the lord's prayer, and more silver bullets. bring a silver bullet m60 just to be safe

1151242 demon sandal wearers can stop a single bullet once per 10 sec. so a 50 cal wouldnt work

Well, this is it, people. The final chapter of Socks and Sandals: The Destroyer of Worlds. I'm gonna miss it. But when one door closes, another opens. I plan on continuing this in another story, where the Mane 6 travel Equestria looking for the Cutie Mark Crusaders, who are busy doing what they do best: causing trouble and earning no marks. I wanna give my final thanks to the people who liked and favorited this ridiculously moronic story. I thank you.

1594032 Ive seen that video before. It was fucking hilarious.

And what happened then, well, in Ponyville they say, Pinkie's large smile grew three sizes that day.

Grinch reference for the win.:pinkiehappy:

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