It's about weed and stuff. You should totally read it and stuff. Or don't. Whatever floats your bong, man.

Scratch that. 77

Also, I'm back everyone.

Life goals: completed. But for real, maybe I should actually get to writing something.

Finally, I got something done for once.

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"Twilight didn't choose the thug life. The thug life chose her. And with the help of her friends, she might be able to finally get out of the hood. Or maybe they'll just bumble around, sell weed, and shoot punk-ass ponies all day. Probably the latter.
(A ghetto My Little Pony parody.)"

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They've done it now! Taking away the Molestia tumblr! Making me have to acknowledge tumblr's existence! Damn them all to hell!

But for real, I don't see what the big deal is. Molestia was kind of a stupid concept anyway, God forbid its tumblr be taken away. Anyways, I've been watching season 4 with wide eyes, and I'm liking how Applejack is having a larger role in the show. Especially her bats song. That shit was nice as fuck.

P.S. I'm not dead. That is all.

Eventually. I'm pretty bogged down in work right now, so I'm still in the process of writing my fiction stuffs. But as compensation for my job and life getting in the way of your enjoyment, here's what I'm working on:

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All the cool kids are doing it, namely Bad_Seed_72 and Marine Marksman, so I'm gonna be a follower sheep and do one of my own. Ask me anything your heart desires and I'll answer to the best of my ability.

More than one question is encouraged, and the sillier the better, as this will be kinda boring otherwise.

Happy Halloween, niggaz! What do you all plan to do for the festivities tonight? Candy? Hookers? Both simultaneously?

Sadly, I have work tomorrow, so no getting blind-drunk for me tonight. Woe is me.

But on a positive note, most of my friends and colleagues remembered it was my birthday today, so I'm in a pretty good mood.

(For shits and giggles, have a sort-of-relevant song.)

Last week, I put out the first couple chapters of my new story Scattered Harmony. It didn't get that many views, and I was a little disappointed. The day after I published it, I couldn't find it in the new stories list. I didn't pay it any mind, but now I published chapter 3, and I can't find Scattered Harmony on the Latest Updates tab. What weirder than that is that it won't even show up on my own page. I tried refreshing the page, signing out and checking, signing in as a shits-and-giggles

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