"Often when you want a sandwich, you don't have one. Often when you have a sandwich, you don't want one."
All the cool kids are doing it, namely Bad_Seed_72 and Marine Marksman, so I'm gonna be a follower sheep and do one of my own. Ask me anything your heart desires and I'll answer to the best of my ability.
More than one question is encouraged, and the sillier the better, as this will be kinda boring otherwise.
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Well, I mostly already asked all the questions I wanted to in that interview I did.
But one more question... why aren't you following me?
On a scale of DMX to Wayne Brady, how black are you?
Did you listen to hopsins new album, Knock Madness? If so, what did you think of it?
How many bitches do you have?
1557888 Let me see. One, two, three... countless.
1557828 No, but I want to. Hop is Back was sicker than stickin' my friggin' dick inside a bitch's syphilis cooch.
1557637 If I'm smiling in the dark, I look like a floating pair of eyes and teeth.
1557607 I thought I was. I'M NOT!? UNACCEPTABLE!
1558002The full album is out on youtube, here:
[youtube=Bl7ikHnAc0o]
Shit's dope.
What is your favorite band?
What is your favorite song?
Favorite drink (non-alcoholic)?
Favorite drink (alcoholic)?
Favorite food?
Why did you decide to become a teacher?
How long have you been teaching?
What's the best part of teaching?
What's the worst part of teaching?
How did you get into MLP:FiM?
Favorite episode?
Least favorite episode?
Favorite writer on this site?
Favorite fic on this site?
Have your jimmies ever been rustled badly on this site? If so, why?
When is a door not a door?
What has a mouth but doesn't speak, and a bed but never sleeps?
What do the poor have, the rich need, and if you eat it, you will die?
I accidentally all the things. Can you help?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Chicken or the egg?
Do you like Gorilla Munch cereal?
Can you Internet?
Do you like cats?
Did I ask enough questions?
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1)Rap: Wu-Tang Clan Rock: Rage Against the Machine
2) Tough one. Favorite song by favorite artist: "One Mic"- Nas
3) Barq's Root Beer
4)Jack Daniel's
5) Seafood gumbo, cuz I be southern like dat.
6) To spread the will of science through our impressionable youth
7) Only a couple years.
8) The whole teaching experience is satisfying. I can educate, and still form friendship with each of my students. It's a good profession to be in.
9) Those freshmen.
The ones that stand on my God damn tables.
10) Saw one episode, thought it was silly, found myself lying awake at night. Saw another episode to quell my curiosity. Got hooked. Looked up on google, "why do I like My Little Pony". Found bronydom, etc.
11) Magic Duel. The amount of references and funny quips made it the most memorable episode for me by far.
12) Mysterious Mare Do Well. I don't know why the producers enjoy making Rainbow Dash as insufferable as possible in some episodes.
13) Not sure. I actually don't read that much on this site. Based on fics alone, TotallyNotABrony. Based on comraderie, Bad_Seed_72
14) Anthropology. For a Lyra-human HiE, it's a phenomenal story.
15) Oh yes. Remember when Knighty disbanded the TWE? I believe I called him a fascist. Rustling at its finest.
16) When the door is simply a product of your acid trip.
17) A mute insomniac?
18) Eww, poor people.
19) Yes, but you must pinch my buttocks 3 times.
20) Me and two other black men were chasing it, yelling "GIMME DAT CHICKEN!"
21) Egg shoved inside the mouth of a chicken, roasted over an open fire.
22) I prefer Cap'n Crunch. Argh.
23) Bro, do you even triforce?
24) Only if they're burning alive, and then eaten by a dog who actually deserves life.
25) Nope. MOOOOORRRREEE!!!
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Hell yeah!
No idea either. Couldn't stand that episode.
TNAB is awesome. And you're pretty badass yourself.
I miss the TWE.
Guess again!
I laughed way too hard at this.
Awesome answers! I'll have to pester you with more your next AMA.
Dear Inspectah Dash,
1. What is the most disturbing mental image you ever had?
2. If you had a million fucks, how many would you give?
3. If you were Batman for one day, what would you do?
4. What is a man?
5. How do I do like the OG do?
6. Is Wayne Brady gonna have ta choke a bitch?
7. Can I make more references?
8. Do bitches love canons?
10. Why should I tell you what 9 was?
11. What truth do you think people can't handle?
12. If you could create a truth, what would it be?
On an scale from 1 to 10, 1 being not so extreme and 10 being extremely extreme, just how extreme are you?
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1) It's hard to put into words. But trust me, I've seen some mental images that would give the toughest Nam veteran PTSD.
2) global3.memecdn.com/Not-one-fuck-was-given_o_124788.jpg
3) Run around punching grandmas, yelling "I AM THE BATMAN" in a deep, grovelly voice.
4) A mortal weakling not worthy of Cthulu's mercy.
5) On a scale of 1 to Ice Cube... Snoop Dogg. Congrats.
6) Only if Rick James got his crack.
7) Yes.
8) Are bitches not shit but hoes and tricks?
10) No. I'm not worthy.
11) How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop.
12) I want Willy Wonka to exist. So I can put a end to his bullshit myself.